Ngenxa yemfuno ethandwayo, kuqhubeka incwadi ethi “Simpler Than It Sems”. Kuvela ukuba phantse unyaka sele udlulile ukususela ekupapasheni kokugqibela. Ukuze ungaphindi ufunde izahluko ezidlulileyo, ndenze esi sahluko sokudibanisa, esiqhubeka nesicwangciso kwaye sikuncede ukhumbule ngokukhawuleza isishwankathelo samacandelo angaphambili.
USergei walala phantsi waza wajonga kwisilingi. Ndandiza kuchitha malunga nemizuzu emihlanu ngolu hlobo, kodwa iyure yayisele idlulile. Ngokuya ndisiya, kokukhona ndandifuna ukukhwela.
UTanya wazipholela esofeni, ephethe ilaptop ethangeni lakhe. Akazange amhoye umyeni wakhe, kwavakala ukucofa impuku kuphela. Ukucofa okufutshane, phezulu - iqhosha lasekhohlo. Ukucofa kancinci, okanye ngaphezulu, kwivili. I-intanethi.
Ngaba kunokwenzeka ukuba ungaboni umyeni wakho elele phantsi kweenyawo zakho iyure? Akunakwenzeka. Ubuncinci umbono weperipheral kufuneka ubone ukutenxa okuthile kumfanekiso oqhelekileyo. Oku kuthetha ukuba akayihoyi ngabom. I wonder izakuhlala ixesha elingakanani?
USergei wancwina kakhulu kwaye ixesha elide. Ngomzobo wazigquma amehlo akhe ngentende yesandla kwaye wakhupha incwina ethe cwaka. Waphakamisa iminwe yakhe kancinci, wajonga uTanya - akukho ukuphendula.
"Tanya..." USergei watsala, esabambe intende yakhe emehlweni akhe.
- Ngaba uyalila? – inkosikazi yajonga phezulu kwikhompyuter. - Ewe, qhubeka, xhoma i-snot yakho ngaphandle.
USergei waphakama ngokukhawuleza waza wajonga ngenyameko kuTanya. Ubuso buzolile, bunoncumo oluncinane. Ukulungele ukumamela.
- Ndidiniwe ngayo. Mhlawumbi ndiza kuyeka.
- Ngoba?
"Ewe, apho, ngokufutshane ..." uSergei waqala.
— Siya kuyihlawula njani imali-mboleko?
-Imali-mboleko yenza ntoni ngayo...
- Ngemimiselo yokuba? - UTanya wavula amehlo akhe, kwaye uSergei wawela engqondweni yakhe. -Usisidenge, akunjalo? Ucinga ngantoni?
"Ndicinga ukuba bekungafanelanga ukuba ndibandakanyeke kuyo yonke le nto." -USergei wathetha ngokunyanisekileyo nangokuzola kangangoko wayenako.
"Ndakuxelela ngale nto kwakudala, kodwa ungoyena ulumkileyo phakathi kwethu." Awumameli umfazi wakho, uyangenelela apho ungafaneleki khona, emva koko uncwine njengomfazi obhityileyo.
- Intoni? Owuphi umfazi?
-Umfazi oqhelekileyo, obhinqileyo, obhinqileyo.
- The muslin inenekazi eliselula. – USergei walungiswa.
- Luhlobo luni lwenenekazi eliselula? – inkosikazi yancuma. - Amanenekazi amancinci ahambahamba ngeelokhwe zeleyisi, kunye neambrela kunye nomthamo weByron. Kwaye ulele phantsi ngeebhulukhwe ezimfutshane ezikrazukileyo, isikipa esimdaka kunye ne-snot phantsi kwempumlo yakho. Kwaye uyakhala malunga nokuba kunzima kangakanani kuwe apho.
- Kulungile, yilibale ...
- Yintoni ukubeka phi? Wena, Seryozha, ndiyaxolisa, kodwa ungumfazi nje oselusana. Kulungile, akazange andiphulaphule, wagqiba ekubeni athathe inyathelo lokuqala kwaye abandakanyeke kwindawo ethile, kuhlobo oluthile lweprojekthi. Ewe, ekubeni ndikhwele, musa ukukhala! Ukuba uyoyika, musa ukuyenza; ukuba uyenzile, musa ukoyika.
— Genghis Khan?
- Andazi, mhlawumbi ... uNadya unesimo esinjalo kwinethiwekhi yoluntu. Kwaye ungalibali ukuba sinemali mboleko. Kwaye nceda ukhumbule, sithandwa, ukuba andinako ukusebenza ngoku. Xa ndigqiba izifundo zam, ndiya kuhamba, njengawe. Kananjalo kufuneka uhlawulele izifundo zakho. Kwaye, ukuba ukhohliwe, ndiya kukukhumbuza ukuba esi yayisisigqibo esidibeneyo. Uzibethe esifubeni wathi uzokwazi ukuphatha imali yokuthenga izindlu kunye nezifundo zam. Awulibali ukuba nam ndasebenza kwaye andifumananga mali encinci kunawe?
"Ke ndinesikhumbuzo ..." USergei waziva ngathi incoko yayisele isiya kwicala elakhayo, kwaye waqala ukuncuma.
- Sesiphi esinye isikhumbuzo?
- Wena, sithandwa sam. Uya kukhumbula yonke into, uya kukhumbula yonke into.
- Ubuya kwenza ntoni ngaphandle kwam? – Tanya wancuma kakhulu. - Ke yiza, thatha i-snot yakho, kwaye usebenze. Phuma, khangela indlela yokuphuma. Kwaye uya kuhlala unalo ixesha lokuyeka.
- Ngemimiselo yokuba? Utsho nje ukuba kufuneka sibhatale imali-mboleko!
Ewe, andisiso isidenge, Seryozha, ucinga ntoni...
- Andizange ndicinge njalo!
- Ewe, ewe, ndixelele. Ngoku uhleli kwaye ucinga-ubuhlungu kakhulu, kufuneka ndikubethe ngenqindi ebusweni. Kwaye ndinixelela inyani nje. Uyakuthanda ukuba nentloko yakho emafini, usombulule iingxaki ezithile, kwaye ukhathazeke ngento yokuba umntu osemsebenzini ujonge kuwe askance.
- Ewe, ukuba kuphela ...
- Ungathini ukuba? Ewe, yiza, ngokuzonwabisa, ndixelele ukuba kwenzeke ntoni apho, izinto ezimbi.
USergei wathi cwaka. Le meko yayingaqhelekanga - uTanya wayengakaze ahlolisise iinkcukacha zomsebenzi wakhe ngaphambili, kwaye wayekwazi ukuthetha yonke into engekhoyo ngeengxaki, izikhalazo kunye nobunzima, esazi ukuba akayi kuchaza.
“Ewe, ngokufutshane…” waqala emva kwemizuzu embalwa. – Sinesiphithiphithi kucwangciso-mali kwindawo yokugcina impahla.
- Bayeba?
- Hayi, akunakwenzeka. Amalungu angekho mthethweni, acacisiwe kakhulu, awukwazi ukuwathengisa apha. Bonke abathengi bangamawaka eekhilomitha kude nathi; bakhupha ioyile. Ababi. Ingxaki nje kwi accounting. Yinto enye kwiprogram, enye kwindawo yokugcina impahla. Uphicotho-zincwadi ngalunye lubonisa ukutenxa okukhulu.
- Yintoni ingxaki? – UTanya wafinga intshiya. - Ukuba ababi, ke yintoni umahluko oyenzayo kwiprogram yakho?
-Kurchatov akayithandi. Uthi iwarehouse yimali yakhe. Kubonakala ngathi uyayazi ukuba yonke imali ikhona, kodwa akazi ukuba ingakanani na. Abaphathi nabo batsala nzima...
- Ngaba nabo bayabandezeleka? Njengawe, ulele phantsi kwaye ujonge kwisilingi?
- Hayi ... Bafumana ubunzima emsebenzini wabo. Umxhasi ufowuna kwaye ucela ukuthumela i-bushings ezilikhulu. Kwaye umphathi ngobudenge akazi ukuba mangaphi na kula mahlahla akhoyo. Inkqubo ithi amakhulu amathathu. Uya kwindawo yokugcina - kwaye kukho amashumi amabini apho. Ngenxa yokuba bagxile kwimveliso, kodwa abazange bayibonakalise kwiprogram.
- Kulungile, ndiyayiqonda loo nto. Masiqhubele phambili.
- Ewe, ndizinikele ukuba ndilungise le meko.
- Ukwenzela ntoni? – Tanya waqala. -Owu, kulungile, sele siyixubushile le nto. Livolontiye, kwaye livolontiye.
-Ngoko...
- Linda umzuzu. – Tanya waphakamisa isandla sakhe. - Masiyiqonde: uyazi ukuba ungayilungisa njani yonke le nto?
- Ewe, kukho, ku... Ngamafutshane, ndicinga ukuba...
- Ngaba uyazi okanye akunjalo?
- Ngaba ungumtshutshisi omkhulu, okanye yintoni?
“Ndingumfazi ongonwabanga, omncinci, omhle nomyeni wakhe wagqiba kwelokuba ahlafune impumlo. Ngaba uyazi okanye awukwazi?
- Ndiyazi.
Ukuthetha oku, uSergey wayevakalelwa ngokufanayo kwintlanganiso yokuqala kunye nomnini, xa wayevolontiya ukwenza le projekthi. Ukuzithemba kwimpumelelo akuvelanga kwisizathu, iinyani okanye isicwangciso, kodwa ukusuka kwindawo ethile ngaphakathi, intuitively, ngokungaqondakaliyo.
- Ngokuchanekileyo? – wabuza uTanya.
- Ngokuchanekileyo.
- Ke, uza kuyilungisa njani le nto?
- Ndazi.
- Ngoko njani?
- Ngoko ngolu hlobo. Ndiyazi ukuba ndinako. Ndivakalelwa kukuba akukho nto inzima apho. Ndiyaqonda ukuba lo ngumcimbi omncinci. Kwaye ndiqinisekile ukuba ndiza kumfumana.
UTanya wajonga umyeni wakhe ngokusondeleyo. Umbono wakhe waba nzulu, njengokaKurchatov xa wayezama ukuqonda ukuba lo mfo ubhadlileyo unokuthenjwa kusini na. Emva kwemizuzwana embalwa, uTanya wancuma, wanyusa amagxa waza waqhubeka.
- Ewe, oku kuyaqondakala. Ukuba uyayenza, uya kuyenza.
- Ngemimiselo yokuba? Awuzokubuza iinkcukacha?
- Ngoko kutheni uzikhathaza ngokubabuza ukuba awubazi? Uya kuqalisa ukufunxa umoya obhityileyo, ukuqhuba iqhwa eliqhwithela, amagama akrelekrele, ezinye iindlela. Wathi uyakwazi ukwenza yonke into - ndiyakholwa kuwe. Ewe, njengakwi-mortgage. Wathi uya kutsala, oko kuthetha ukuba uya kutsala.
-Ngoko ke nje...
"Umntu kufuneka akubuyisele kwimeko yesiqhelo." Ndisisikhumbuzo, utsho ngokwakho. Ngaphandle koko, udlala ngeengxaki zakho zokucinga, awukwazi ukuva umhlaba phantsi kweenyawo zakho. Kwaye awunandawo yokuhlehla, ngasemva…Mfazi.
- Abangonwabanga, bancinci kwaye bahle?
- Nawaphi na amathandabuzo? – Tanya wabuza ngandlel’ ithile ngokunzulu kakhulu.
"Nkosi, ndisindise kumathandabuzo ..." USergei wazijika ngokuzolileyo.
- Nako sisiya. Kwaye kuyafana nasemsebenzini. Sukukhala ngelithi uneengxaki. Ngendlela, zeziphi iingxaki, andikaqondi? Nje ukuba uyazi ukuba wenzeni kwaye wenze ntoni?
- Ewe ... Ngandlela-thile, andiyazi ... Baqala ukundiphatha kakubi.
- Ndixelele xa bakuphethe kakuhle? Uhlala uziphatha njengolunye uhlobo lwe-scumbag. Uxabana nomntu wonke, uyakhubeka, phantse into engekho kuwe. Khumbula ukuba kutheni wagxothwa kuyo yonke imisebenzi yakho?
- Andizange ndigxothwe, ndandihlala ndihamba ndedwa. – USergei waphendula ngokuzingca.
- Kutheni na ukuba uhambe?
- Ewe, kwakukho izizathu kuyo yonke indawo.
- Ewe, bekusoloko kukho isizathu esifanayo - umntu wamcaphukisa uSerezhenka. Kwaye uSeryozha-ndiya kukukhumbuza, kuba ndisisikhumbuzo - ngumfazi obhityileyo, awukwazi ukumkhubekisa. Uviswa ngubani mntanam?
-Yah wena...
- Hayi, yiza, mntwana wam, ndixelele, siya kulila kunye. Yintoni, uPebbles uhamba ekhalaza ngawe kumlawuli?
- Ewe, asikuko ukuba ukhalaza ngokuthe ngqo ... More like pawning.
- Owu, kwaye ndicinga ukuba ubhale inqaku le-mortgage? Ngaba ulila? Ngubani omnye? Umlawuli mhlawumbi ubize kwaye uqalekise? Kodwa awukwazi ukufunga kuSeryozha, unesifo seGosha-Gogi.
- Intoni?
Ewe, uGoga ovela "eMoscow akakholelwa kwiinyembezi." Kwakhona hysterical. Owu, awukwazi ukuthetha nam ngolo hlobo, kungenjalo ndiya kuhamba ndilile kwaye boooooooooooooooooooooooo.
- Ubonakala ngathi ligorha elihle ...
- Wamshiya umfazi waza wabaleka ngenxa yokuba waphakamisa ilizwi lakhe - iqhawe elihle, ngokombono wakho? Hayi, ngumfazi. Umfazi oqhelekileyo, onama-hysterical, ongumntwana. Nangona, kutheni ndisengumfazi, kodwa ibhinqa ... Indoda eqhelekileyo, i-hysterical, intsana. Engazisombululi iingxaki, kodwa ibaleka kuzo. Kulungile, unjani?
- Mna?
- Wena, kwaye ngubani omnye? Kukho into engakufanelanga - ubaleka emsebenzini. Amahlalutye akhalaza ngawe - ubaleka emsebenzini. Yintoni enye onayo apho? Umhlobo wakho, ngubani igama lakhe ... Ungakhathali. Kwakhona, ndicinga ukuba ufunde okuthile?
- Ewe, kubonakala ngathi unqume ukundingcatsha ...
- Oh hayi! – UTanya waphakamisa izandla zakhe waza wathi saa kamnandi esofeni. - Wakungcatsha! Indlela yokuphila? Uyeke umsebenzi wakho ngoko nangoko! Balekani, balekani ubunzima!
- Andibaleki ubunzima, ndi...
- Ulala phantsi, jonga isilingi, i-drool, i-snot kwaye uthethe ngomfazi wakho - ngokwemvelo ungumfazi! – iingxaki. Bathetha njani abantwana besikolo, khumbula? Kwaye ndinje, kwaye unje, kwaye ndinje kuye, kwaye unje kum...
- Kulungile ... Yenza into?
-Yenza iprojekthi yakho enkulu! Ewe, ipepile icacile ukuba uya kuphathwa kakubi! Nditsho nam, umfazi omncinci kodwa omhle, onengqondo, ndiyayiqonda le nto. Khwela kwi-pedestal - wonke umntu ujonge kuwe. Ukuba wenze impazamo, baya kukhomba baze bahleke. Baza kukuxoxa ngawe nomsebenzi wakho, bakusebeze, bakhalaze, bakwenzele iyelenqe, bakucaphukise, bakubhuqe. Nje ngokuba uphume emgxobhozweni. Ngamnye kubo ufuna ukuphuma, kodwa bambalwa abanesibindi. Kwaye ukujonga kwabo baphumileyo akunyamezeleki. Ngoko ke bazama ukukubuyisela umva. Ukuba ubhala malunga neprojekthi yakho kwi-Intanethi, uya kufumana i-shit eninzi kangangokuba uya kudinwa ukucoca. Ngesizathu esifanayo.
- Yintoni yokwenza ngayo yonke le nto? Ke, nabantu ...
- Seryozha, usisidenge? Bendikuxelele ntoni?
- Ke babeka intetho kumavili am ...
- Kwaye uthabathe intonga kwaye uyincamathele kwimpundu yabo! Nkosi, unjani ... Akukho. Ndibonise amazinyo akho. Okanye ulibale ngabo, yenza oko unako ngaloo nto unayo, apho ukhoyo.
-Isimo sikaNadya kwakhona? -USergei waqikelela.
- Hayi, lo Roosevelt. Uza kuyeka kunjalo, ke usebenze ngokungathi uza kugxothwa. Akukho nto iseleyo, akukho mfuneko yokuba nobuhlobo nabantu, akukho mntu unokoyika. Yenza nje le projekthi ye-fucking ukuba unexesha. Ukuba awunalo ixesha, kulungile, uya kufumana omnye umsebenzi. Ekugqibeleni, ndayifumana le phakathi kweveki.
- Ndayikhetha.
- Ngemimiselo yokuba? – UTanya wamangaliswa.
— Ewe, kukho ukunqongophala kwabacwangcisi kwilali yethu. Ndineentengiso ezintathu apho bandithatha khona, kunye nomvuzo ofanayo.
- Intle! Oku kuthetha ukuba akukho nto yoyika konke konke. Yithathe uyenze. Sebenza ngathi sele usazi ukuba uza kugxothwa.
- Njengesamurai, okanye yintoni?
- Loluphi uhlobo lweSamurai?
- Ewe, ezi samurai zazibonakala ziphila ngokungathi sele zifile.
- Makubekho i-samurai ... Hayi, hayi, yeka! Ungakulinge ufe, sinemali yokubambisa!
Ngabasebenzisi ababhalisiweyo kuphela abanokuthatha inxaxheba kuphando. , ndiyacela.
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