Isingeniso
Biza izicima mlilo! Ngabo kuphela abanokucima umlilo phantsi kwe-esile lakhe.
Unyaka ka-1996
IMelika ibhiyozela uSuku lweNkululeko. Ngokuhlonela oku, u-Will Smith usindisa iplanethi ekuhlaselweni kwangaphandle usebenzisa i-virus yekhompyutha. Ndisindisa iplanethi ngokulungelelanisa abalwi abaxhotyiswe ngemipu yelaser. Yeha, usindiso alukho kwifilimu, kodwa kumdlalo we-UFO: Utshaba olungaziwa. Okwangoku ndiyaqonda ukuba ndifuna ukusebenza kwi-IT. Kodwa hayi ngenxa yomdla kuyilo lompu welaser okanye ukuphola kweentsholongwane zekhompyuter. Konke ngenxa yomnye umdlalo wekhompyuter-uLonwabo lweSuit Larry. Umdlalo ofanayo uneekhathuni kunye ne-boobs! Yintoni enye efunekayo ukuze inkwenkwe ikhule ngokuqhelekileyo? Inye kuphela into - ukuze uMama angawufumani umdlalo. Kwaye ukuze ingafunyanwa, kufuneka ifihliwe. Ndifunde ngale ndlela ukuba yintoni i-MS-DOS kunye neWindows
Unyaka ka-1999
Oobhuti baseWachowski bathetha ngematrix, kwaye iqela likaBomfunk MC larekhoda iFreestyler enye. Isiqingatha sesixeko sinxibe iindondo ezimnyama, sicula βraka maka phoβ kwaye siphupha sibaleka i-matrix. Andizange ndifune ukuphuma kwi-matrix. Ndandifuna ukuququzelela inethiwekhi yekhompyutha kwindlu engummelwane kwaye ndiqonde ukuba iileta zomlingo i-IPX/SPX zihluke njani kwi-TCP/IP. Le yindlela endiyifunde ngayo iLinux kunye nesitaki senethiwekhi.
Unyaka ka-2004
UWill Smith usindisa uluntu kwakhona, kodwa ngeli xesha malunga neerobhothi. Ndiya ekholejini ukuze ndifunde ubunjineli bamandla ombane. Akukho zirobhothi, akukho intanethi zekhompyuter, kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo akukho boobs kwishishini lamandla ombane. Inkuthazo nguziro. Andiyorobhothi, ndinamaphupha. Ukutsalwa. Le yindlela endafunda ngayo indlela ekulula ngayo ukuphoxa intsapho.
Unyaka ka-2005
Basixokisa! UBruce Wayne akayena usozigidi kunye noBatman. UBatman nguChristian Bale. Kuye kwagqitywa. Ndiza kuba yiBatman kwi-IT yesixeko sethu. Ndiza kunceda wonke umntu okhanyisela umqondiso waseBeth ngendlela "yesikrini sokufa esiluhlaza." Ndafunda ngolo hlobo malunga nokuthunyelwa kwemisebenzi yangaphandle.
Unyaka ka-2007
I-Optimus Prime kunye neMegatron zahlala emhlabeni. Isijikelezi-langa sisengozini! Uphi uWill Smith? Ngubani na oya kusindisa uluntu ekubhangisweni? Ewe, ngokuqinisekileyo hayi mna. Ungahamba njani ukusindisa umhlaba xa unokutshintsha kweCisco yokwenyani ezandleni zakho kunye neseva yokwenyani ye-HP kwibhokisi esecaleni kwakho? Le yindlela endiye ndafunda ngayo malunga nokukhula komsebenzi kunye nomsebenzi.
Unyaka ka-2009
I-Intanethi igcwele iziqhulo malunga nezigebenga eziluhlaza. Iinkunzi ezininzi zikhangela iimazi kwiklabhu ukuze zifumane ikhaya le-tseheylo yazo. Kodwa andinaxesha laloo nto. Ndiyinjineli ngoku. Yiloo ndlela endafunda ngayo ngamaphupha osapho lwam okuba ndiza kuba yinjineli. Ngapha koko, bakhulela e-USSR, kwaye eSoviet Union igama elithi Engineer lavakala ngokuzingca.
Unyaka ka-2011
Ixesha lokuqala ludliwano-ndlebe ngqo nomlawuli we-IT. Bathi ekuqaleni yayinguye kunye nenkqubo yakhe enkulu, kwaye emva koko ishishini lavela ngeenxa zonke. Ndinqwenela ukuba ndingathatha ipilisi ye-NZT ngoku ukuze ndihlolisise zonke iindawo zobumnyama kwaye ayiyi kuba yinto eyoyikisayo. Kwaye ke sadibana - abantu ababini abaqhelekileyo abaneseti efanayo yamalungu. Umbuzo wakhe wokuqala ngulo: Ngaba ndiyamazi uC+? Umbuzo wam wokuqala uthi yintoni iRTO yabo? Iimpendulo zazo zombini zifana nokugquma kweenkomo. Ndamkelwa. Kodwa kutheni yonke into ilula? Ngokukhawuleza ndiyaqonda ukuba nayiphi na impazamo yimpazamo yam. Ayinamsebenzi into yokuba abadwelisi benkqubo bahlaziye isiphelo sangasemva kwilaptop yabo nge-wifi. Umcwangcisi akanakwenza impazamo, kwaye inkqubo igqibelele. Lonto usisibhanxa admin, akaqondi kwanto apha ebomini. Izihlomelo zolawulo (kakuhle, ezo zisuka emagxeni) zifuna ukukhula kwindawo ye-pelvic. Ndafunda ngolo hlobo ukuba ngwevu.
Unyaka ka-2013
Konke oku kungenxa yokuba ndikwishishini lokurhweba. Kwiiofisi ezinzulu, wonke umntu uyahloniphana. Kwaye yintoni enokuba yingozi ngakumbi kuneBhanki? Akunjalo iibhanki kwiWall Street (kukho iingcuka ezininzi apho), kodwa iibhanki ezincinci zendawo. Kwaye ngoku sele ndinxibe isuti. Banxibelelana nam njengawe. Bayayiphulaphula imbono yam, kodwa kutheni ikruqula nje? Uninzi lwe-bureaucracy, akukho tshintsho, akukho nguqulelo. Ndiyafutha. Ndafunda ngaloo ndlela ngokudinwa ngokugqithiseleyo.
Unyaka ka-2014
Umphetho wexesha elizayo umfiliba. Isiqingatha semini ndisela iti, isiqingatha sosuku ndikhangela omnye umsebenzi. Ibhingo! Kwakhona ibhanki, kodwa i-federal kunye nemisebenzi enzima yokudibanisa amasebe. Ndiyaluphumelela udliwano-ndlebe kwaye ndifumana isipho. Ukususela kwiveki yokuqala ndandixakeke ngumsebenzi kwiiprojekthi. Checkmate yesiqhelo! Ukubandakanyeka okunamandla kuzenza uzive - ndiphantse ndihlala emsebenzini (umahluko kwi-MSK + 7). Iiprojekthi zigqityiwe, kwaye ibhaso yileta yokunciphisa ireyithi yam. Le yindlela endiye ndafunda ngayo ukuba intombazana ivakalelwa njani xa uhlukana nayo ngeSMS.
Unyaka ka-2015
Yaphukile kwaye idandathekile. Buyela kwintengiso. Akukho qela, wonke umntu owakhe. Umphathi akanako ukwahlula i-flash drive kwi-sfp. Ingozi emva kwengozi. Yonke into ndiyithatha ezandleni zam. Kukho unxibelelwano oluninzi olungekho sikweni kunye neqela, uninzi lokutshintshiselana ngamava. Iqela elikhokelayo kumdlalo wokulinganisa liphumelele. Ndiyintloko entsha yeziseko zophuhliso. Ewe, ngoku ndiza kufundisa wonke umntu ukuphila nokuziphindezela kumntu wonke. Kwaye kubathengisi abayingozi abangakwaziyo ukwenza iiplani zewebhusayithi, kunye nabadwelisi beprogram abathanda ukunyusa ikhowudi yabo ngamabinzana "umncedisi kufuneka afake iiprosesa kunye nememori kunye ne-SSD drives," kunye nabagcini-mali kunye ne-accounting enzima ye-IT assets kwi-1C. Inzondelelo yam yapholiswa ngokukhawuleza kukufowunela kwikhaphethi kumlawuli we-IT. I-hemispheres yam ayizange ibe nesondo esinomdla onjalo ngaphambili. Ndifunde izinto ezininzi ezintsha, kwaye abathengisi balungile-bafumana imali, kwaye abadwelisi bazizikhanyiso zenkampani yethu kwaye umlawuli ngokwakhe ngumdwelisi wangaphambili (i-deja vu okanye into), kwaye abantu abalumke kakhulu basebenza kwi-accounting. , kwaye i-accounting engaqondakaliyo kungenxa yokuba andinakuququzelela olu cwangciso.
KULUNGILE. Umceli-mngeni wamkelwe. Ukutshintsha kwe-wardrobe. Ukutshintsha kwethala leencwadi. Ukufumana idiploma yeprofayili ebomvu yemfundo ephakamileyo. Iinkomfa ezininzi kunye neentlanganiso - unxibelelwano oluncinci kunye neqela. Ukucebisa ngakumbi kunye nokubonisana - umsebenzi ophantsi wobugcisa wezandla. Iqela limanyene kwaye liqeqeshiwe. Zonke iiprojekthi kunye nezibonelelo zagqitywa ngexesha. Ndaba ngumphathi kanjalo.
Unyaka ka-2018
IVenom yam ilambile. Inokubiza amaziko edatha kwiindawo apho kungekho mntu ngaphandle kwe-gophers. Ufuna ukuntywila kwinguqu yedijithali. Ufuna idijithali yesidlo sakusasa, sasemini kunye nesangokuhlwa. Ngoko ndemka ndaya eSt.
Unyaka ka-1915
D. W. Griffith ukhupha incwadi ethi The Birth of a Nation. Abantu abaninzi baphuma eholweni ngoxa bebukele ifilimu. Lo mboniso bhanyabhanya wenza uluvo olunamandla eluntwini kangangokuba uqhanqalazo luqala kubo bobabini "abamnyama" kunye "nabamhlophe".
Ngoko emva kokufuduka ndinombono onamandla kakhulu, kodwa andikwazi ukuphuma eholweni.
Kutheni ndingakwazi ukuphuma eholweni? Ngenxa yokuba ndizithembile ngezakhono zam kangangokuba ndathengisa yonke into kwisixeko sam sangaphambili, ndathabatha imali yokuthenga indlu ndaza ndathenga indlu eSt. Kwaye ndisazithembile.
Yinto nje yokuba andikhange ndiwufumane umsebenzi kangangeenyanga ezi-5 :)
Ilangatye lomlilo labonakala ngeli xesha lokukhangela - kuphela abaprogram abafunekayo apha.
Ndahamba ngodliwano-ndlebe oluninzi (zombini zobugcisa kunye nolawulo) kwaye wonke umntu wayenomdla kwizakhono zam zokucwangcisa. Xa ndibuza ukuba kutheni intloko yesebe elijongene neziko ledatha kufuneka yazi i-1C programming okanye i-GO, bandijonga ngamehlo ekhozi.
Emva kolu dliwano-ndlebe, umlilo wandivumela ukuba ndipheke ibhakoni namaqanda kuyo.
Andiyi kugxila kwi-HR ngokubanzi. Mhlawumbi ngenye imini ndiza kuthatha isigqibo sokuba ndibhale elinye inqaku, kwaye liya kunikezelwa kwi-HR. Ngoku malunga nenye into. Ndafaka iCV ngoNovember, ndamenywa ngo January. Udliwano-ndlebe oluhle. Umdlali-umqeqeshi isikhundla. Ingxelo endiyithandileyo, kodwa baya kujonga abaviwa abaninzi ngaphambi kokuphela kukaJanuwari. Yandiswa de kube sekupheleni kukaFebruwari. Ngoku kude kube sekupheleni kukaMatshi.
Ndibhalela umhlobo. Ndicela uthumele iCV yakhe kule company. Kwisithuba esingangeveki, waluphumelela udliwano-ndlebe, wafumana isipho kunye nempumelelo ethi "Ndiyindoda epholileyo". Qikelela ukuba ngubani? uMcwangcisi.
Ndiye ndacima iheater yabe isapho lilotha.
Olona phawu lubalaseleyo lwezithuba zengqesho zaseNtshona kum yayibubukho bemfuneko yesiNgesi sokuncokola. Kwaye akukhathaliseki ukuba luhlobo luni lwenkampani okanye umsebenzi. Andikwazi ukuqonda ukuba le yinkcazo yefashoni okanye iyimfuneko? Ndagqiba kwelokuba ndiyijonge. Ndenze fake CV for i technical specialist. Ithunyelwe kwiinkampani ezifanayo. Ndihamba ngodliwano-ndlebe lomnxeba, ndize kwincoko ngesiNgesi, kwaye ndiyavuma ngokunyanisekileyo ukuba inqanaba libi. Umphumo kukwala. Senza i-CV "yomgunyathi" kumdwelisi weprogram. Siyithumela kwezo nkampani apho bathumela khona i-linden techie. Iziphumo - sifumana ukuqalisa kwakhona. Ukungabikho kwesiNgesi esithethwayo kuyabakhathaza abantu abambalwa.
Sihlala nabamelwane - umlilo utshise umngxuma kwisilingi yabo.
Kubonakala ngathi ndisendleleni elungileyo. Olu sele ludliwano-ndlebe lwe-4 kwaye lukunye nabanini. Ngaphambi koku, abalawuli bezemali kunye nabasebenzi badliwano-ndlebe, kunye nencoko kunye ne-colonel yangaphambili yoMphathiswa weMicimbi yangaphakathi (oh kutheni ndithetha oku - akukho bangaphambili). Sathetha iiyure ezi-3, saxoxa ngayo yonke into ukusuka kwiziphekepheke ukuya ekuncitshisweni kwabasebenzi. Sele ikuWe. Kwaye ke eli binzana "Unjani ngenkqubo?"
Oku kukuxoka kwam. Zange baphinde bandifowunele.
Amandla omlilo anele ukutshisa indlu yonke kunye nokupaka phantsi komhlaba.
Lwazalwa nini uhlanga? Izizwe zabaprogram. Ndacinga, kwaye ndicinga njalo, ukuba kwisixeko endikhulele kuso, abadwelisi beprogram babexabiseke ngakumbi kuba kwakungekho nto konke konke. Kodwa oko kwakungaphambili, kodwa ngoku ndaya kwi-intanethi ndaza ndafumana isisombululo kuyo nayiphi na ingxaki. Ngoku nayiphi na inkawu inokuqulunqa iqhekeza lekhowudi okanye ifake inkqubo yokusebenza. Kwaye ngaphambi kokuba undijulele eli ntshontsho lenkawu, cinga ngento yokuba ndithathe eyona mizekelo ilula. Ayizizo zonke iinkawu ziya kubhala isicelo okanye inkqubo efanelekileyo, kwaye ayizizo zonke iinkawu eziya kukwakhela isiseko sesiqhelo sokuqhuba umva wale nkqubo yesicelo. Le misebenzi inokwenziwa kuphela ziiprimates ezinamava.
Ipateni isaqhawuka. Kutheni umphathi okanye injineli ifuna ukwenza inkqubo? Hayi, kulungile, ukuba uyintloko yabaprogram okanye i-DevOps kwisiqalo se-IT, ngokuqinisekileyo uyayifuna. Kwaye ukuba ungumdibanisi ococekileyo, kutheni ufuna le kung fu?
Akukho nqaku elinye malunga nokuba umntu wayeka njani inkqubo kwaye abe "yinkosi yoomatshini."
Akukho khosi inye malunga "nendlela yokuba yinjineli yeCisco." Zonke iipodcasts zabaphuhlisi. Instagram wandinika ukuba ndibe ngumdwelisi blockchain ngeentsuku ezi-5. Ima kancinci! Ihlabathi ladalwa ngeentsuku ezi-7, kodwa unokuba ngumdwelisi wenkqubo ngo-5. Yintoni?
Ezentlalontle Ngabaphuhlisi kuphela abathatha uphando lwabaqeshi.
Amakhulu amanqaku athetha ngendlela yokufundisa umntwana ukwenza inkqubo kwaye akukho nelinye elithetha ngendlela yokwenza umntwana abe yinjineli. Kodwa eSoviet Union igama elithi Njineli lavakala ngokuzingca ...
Ipilo
Unyaka ngu-2019. Abazalwana baseWachowski baba ngoodade. Ukwenziwa kwakhona kweFreestyler kwenziwe ifilimu. Abacimi-mlilo abazange bafike. Ngaphandle kwefestile, ikhephu liyanyibilika, livela entwasahlobo, nokuba kumlilo phantsi kwe-esile lakhe.
Imibulelo
Oku kuya kuvakala kungaqhelekanga, kodwa ibe ngamanqaku enu abe yimpembelelo yokupapashwa kweli nqaku.
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