Iminyaka engama-28 yokugqibela yobomi bam ibiluthotho olungapheliyo lokusuka kwenye indawo ukuya kwenye. Kwaye ngenxa yesizathu esithile lo mkhwa ngokucothayo (nangona mhlawumbi ngokukhawuleza) uhamba nam ukuya kwindawo entsha yomsebenzi ngendlela yesiko inyanga nenyanga kunye nabahlobo, oko kukuthi, isebe le-IT elinegama lekhowudi elithi URKPO, lihamba ukusuka kwigumbi ukuya kwelinye, ukusuka kwisakhiwo ukuya kwisakhiwo , ngethemba lokufumana indawo engcono kufuphi neShcherbinkovsky, apho ilanga alizange liphume emva kwamafu.
Ngethuba lokuhamba kwethu, kwenzeka ukuba sisebenze ecaleni komatshini wekofu kwaye, kwangaxeshanye, saba ngamakhoboka okusela ikofu rhoqo kusasa nangokuhlwa. Ngokubanzi, asizange senze naluphi na uguquko, kodwa luqinisekisile nje uphando lwezazinzulu zaseBritani ukuba ukuze into ibe ngumkhwa, kufuneka uyenze iiveki ezintathu zilandelelana. Ngoko ke, xa kwinyanga kamva, njengenxalenye yokufuduka okulandelayo, sathunyelwa ukuya kusebenza kwindawo ephakamileyo “ePlaza,” saqalisa ukubandezeleka ngokuzolileyo.
Ukubandezeleka kwethu kwakunzima kakhulu, kwaye iinyembezi zethu ezivuzayo zazihlala zonakalisa iikhibhodi zethu kwaye zenza kube nzima ukubhala ikhowudi, kangangokuba abaphathi beprojekthi yethu bagqiba ekubeni basinike umatshini wekofu ukuze sihlangabezane neenjongo zethu zekota.
Emva kweeyure ezinde zokukhetha, ukusuka kwiTurk yombane ukuya koomatshini abaqeqeshiweyo beevenkile zekofu, njengendlela yembotyi yekofu kwintsimi yaseBrazil ukuya kwikomityi kwindawo yokutyela yaseMoscow, sagqiba ekubeni asikwazi ukukhetha nantoni na kwaye savuma ukuqeshisa. umatshini.
Kwavakala kuhenda. Njengeholide yothando. Akukho zibophelelo - kwaye njalo ikofu emnandi.
Kodwa i-nuance yokuqala engathandekiyo ngokukhawuleza yacaca - ukuze uqeshe umatshini wekhofi, kufuneka ube nokubhaliswa kweMoscow kwipaspoti yakho kunye nawe. Abanye bethu bafihla iminyaka yethu kunye nobume bomtshato-yiyo loo nto sasingafuni ukunika iipasi zethu, ezinye iipasi zethu zalahleka okanye zathathwa ukuze kuqwalaselwe amaxwebhu omsebenzi, ezinye iipasi zethu zazingenalo umbhalo othi Moscow. , kwaye kuphela njengethamsanqa, ipasipoti yam ebomvu yabonakala ilele etafileni kwindawo ebonakalayo kakhulu, kuba imizuzu emi-3 edlulileyo ndizamile ukuyisebenzisa ukujonga ukuba imigca yam izotywe ngqo kumzobo okanye hayi. .
Ngokukhawuleza sagqiba isivumelwano kunye nomnini-shishini oselula wosomashishini ngamnye, owathi yayiliwonga elikhulu kuye ukubonelela ngekofu kubaprogram kwaye sele ebhabha esiza kuthi ngomatshini omtsha kraca. Ngokukhawuleza, ngengomso nje ngokuhlwa, indoda esele ikhulile yeza kuthi, isixelela ukuba eli nenekazi lalingenakukwazi. Kwaye ngokukhawuleza, ukuvuselela kunye nokuphefumlelwa ngumnwe kaSeryozha ngokungabonakali ngokusongela ngokuxhoma phezu kweqhosha le-F5 ecaleni komyalelo wedatha yedatha, ndisayine isivumelwano sokuqeshisa ixesha elide ngaphandle kokudlulisa ubunini.
Kwakulula ukuwusebenzisa lo matshini, yaye ngapha koko, sasiqondana kakhulu. Ngoko ke, basichazela injongo yamaqhosha amane, aphumeza imiyalelo engama-51 kwimizuzu nje engama-30, ngokungafaniyo nomthengisi osisiphukuphuku sangaphambili, uqeqesho lwakhe, ngokutsho kwendoda yethu ephakathi, yamthabatha imizuzu eyi-32,5 emangalisayo. Ewe, ndaphinda ndayithelekisa - abasebenzi be-IT kunye nabasetyhini abathengisayo - ngokuqinisekileyo sihlakaniphile!
Ngelishwa uthe wahamba sashiyeka sodwa nomatshini wokuchwetheza akubanga sahlala eofisini kuba ibhasi yokugqibela yentsimbi yeshumi elinanye isiya kwimpucuko yayihamba, sagqiba kwelokuba sizame ikofu ngengomso kusasa. .
Ekuseni, ndithenge iswekile kunye nemarmalade, ndithatha ikomityi yekofu kunye nesosi ekhaya, ndafika emsebenzini imizuzu eli-15 ukuze ndibe nexesha lokusela ikofu ngoxolo nangokuzola.
Kodwa ndandingendedwa. Abantu abane, kubandakanywa noSeryoga, beqhekeza iqhosha lakhe, kunye no-Ilya, ecofa ngokucofa imouse yakhe, baxinanise kumatshini wokuchwetheza.
- Mholo! - Ndithe. Uzondivumela ndibone umntwana? Ndifuna ngokwenene ukuyizama. Ndiye ndeza neswekile.
— Yima, sithatha isigqibo sokuba siza kuzibiza njani iikomityi zekofu.
- Intoni?
— Sithatha isigqibo sokuba siza kuhlawulisa njani na.
- Kodwa sinikezele ngee-ruble ezingama-400 nganye izolo? Ngaba akulula ukurenta nje ii-ruble ezingama-400 ngenyanga kwaye ungahlawulisi nantoni na?
“Ungumfazi, kucacile kwangoko ukuba ufanele ukumosha kuphela!” Iiruble ezingama-400 ngenyanga! Cinga ngendlela ezinokuthi zithetha ngayo ebantwini. Lo ngumrhumo wenyanga weNetflix! Le yinzala kwimali-mboleko ye-multicooker! Oku, emva kwayo yonke loo nto, imizuzu engamakhulu amathathu ayinamda kwi-MTS.
- Eh ... kodwa mhlawumbi kuselula kuneeruble ezingama-400 kwaye kunjalo? Ngaba ukhe wabuza abanye? Ngaba uqinisekile ukuba oku akuyi kubafanela?
- Kutheni ubuza? Kwaye kucacile ukuba akuyi kufanelana nawe. Kufuneka kubekho inkqubo yokwahluka. Wonke umntu uya kuhlawula ngokwenani leekomityi abaziselayo. Kwaye lowo usele ikomityi egqithise isixa sethu senyanga sekofu uya kutshintshela kwintlawulo eyongeziweyo, kuba ngenxa yalo kuya kufuneka alandele inxalenye entsha. Okwangoku sihleli apha, sibala into efunekayo ukuze siqonde into yolungiso kwaye emva kokuba yeyiphi ikomityi eyaziswa ngayo.
- Ngoko awukwazi ukusela?
- Akunjalongo noko! Noko ke, masinibonge ngendebe enye. Nceda ushiye irisithi.
Ndayofuna iphepha nepen.
Kodwa uSeryozha sele ehambele kwinqanaba elilandelayo.
- Hayi. Asingombandela wokubhala yonke into phantsi. Kuthekani ukuba umntu ukubhalisela, okanye la maqhekeza ephepha adityaniswa, okanye inenekazi elicocayo liwalahle. Kuya kufuneka udale itafile kuGoogle Docs kwaye phambi kwekomityi nganye uya kusondela komnye wethu kwaye uya kumaka. Ngaphezu koko, siya kuqhuba izibalo ezisasaziweyo, kuba ndinokuxuba into ethile. Emva kokuba ungene kunye nam, kuya kufuneka ujonge kunye noMxim, kwaye emva koko siya kuthelekisa iitafile zethu.
- Kulungile.
Ndithathe elinye inyathelo ukuya ngakumatshini wekofu.
“Hayi, akukho nto ilungileyo,” wangenelela u-Ilya. — Ngaba singabantu be-IT okanye akunjalo? Masibhale ulungelelwaniso lwetafile oluzenzekelayo. Ndizakwenza isicazululi esiza kuzicalula kwaye ndithelekise umgca ngomgca. Ukuba kukho into eyahlukileyo, iya kuthumela izaziso.
- Ewe, bhala. Uluvo olulungile. Nangona, hayi. Ayinakusebenza. Kuthekani ukuba omnye wethu akekho kwaye ufuna ikofu? Kuyimfuneko ukuba into yomntu ayidingeki. Kufuneka sizenzele ukumakisha. Ndine-Raspberry Pi ekhaya - siyidibanisa kwiskena se-NFC, siyidibanise kumatshini, kwaye ukufumana ikomityi yekofu kuya kuba yiqhekeza lekhekhe. Qhoboshela nje ipasi kwaye yiloo nto. Kwaye ukuba awuyisebenzisi, ayiyi kuhamba.
—Singayifumana phi iRaspberry Pi?
- Ndinekhaya. Nomfazi wam usekhaya. Ndizomfowunela ngoku azokuzisa. Konke. Okwangoku - akukho khefu lekofu. Siyasebenza. Masisele emva kwexesha.
Sahamba sonke saya kwiindawo zethu zokusebenza kungekho nto. Umatshini wekofu wawunuka kakubi ngeembotyi ezichithekileyo. Bendifuna ikofu. Kwaye rhoqo ngemizuzu eli-15 sasijonge efestileni sinethemba lokubona ukuba inkosikazi kaSeryozha iza nosindiso lwethu kwi-dedecaffeination.
Wafika ngexesha lesidlo sasemini. Aba babini be-Ilyas ngokukhawuleza baphuthuma kwikhowudi into. Kwiiyure ezimbini kamva sahlanganisana sijikeleze umatshini kwakhona ukusika iribhoni ebomvu kwaye sisele ikomityi yethu yokuqala.
- Hayi, ke, asikwazi ukuqala ngolo hlobo. Kuyafuneka ukuba kunikezelwe iibhonasi kwikomityi nganye - ke wonke umntu uya kusela iikomityi ezininzi kwaye ahlawule nge-coefficient eyandisiweyo! Ukongeza, sifuna ithuba lokuthengela omnye umntu ngetyala-ukuba iikontraka zeza kwigumbi lethu leentlanganiso ngaphandle kwamapasi.
- Uthetha ngayo. Masenze.
- Makhe. Elula, ngokwesicwangciso esenziwe lula. I-ruble eyi-1 kwiibhonasi kwindebe nganye.
- Zizicinywa njani?
- Emva koko siya kuthatha isigqibo. Masizigcine okwangoku.
- Ke kuthekani ngekofu njengesipho?
— Ukuze kungabikho mntu uchitha kakhulu ikofu njengesipho, iibhonasi ziya kufuneka zicinywe.
Emva koko sinyusa ixabiso lekomityi ukuze sikwazi ukwenza i-reserve fund.
- Ewe, siphakamisa ngama-ruble angama-2.
- Ke inye kuphela ibhonasi?!
- Omnye ugcinwe. Ukutya ubukrelekrele kunye nokubasa iimbono ezintsha.
Saphinda sahlukana. Ukususela kwimemori endala, ndabhala ukubala okulula kweebhonasi ukuze kudlule amanani. Kwakusele kurhatyela. Ngeye-17:30, kwimizuzu engama-XNUMX ngaphambi kokuphela kosuku lokusebenza, sahlanganisana kumatshini wokuchwetheza kwakhona. Wonke umntu wayenazo iikomityi, kodwa bazibamba besoyika, bengasathembi ukuba bangasela ikofu namhlanje.
UNatasha weza kuqala.
“Hayi,” baqalisa kwakhona abanye. - Kuthekani ukuba amanye amasebe afumanisa malunga nombono wethu kwaye afune ukuyiphinda? Kufuneka siyiphindaphinde kuyo yonke inkampani ngokwethu. Patent ikofu ngepasi kwaye uyisebenzise. Ngaphandle koko, akukho nzala. Wonke umntu uya kuyiphinda.
- Ewe, masiyiphindaphinde kwaye siyibeke kuzo zonke iiofisi apho bathanda ikofu. Masithathe ikhomishini kule nto. Incinci, kodwa ikhofi yethu iya kuzihlawula ngokuqinisekileyo kwaye awuyi kukhangela, kodwa usele nje yonke imihla
- Makhe! Makhe!
-Masibize i-Know-Njani yethu "Ikofu kwi-touch enye."
- Hayi, akuvakali kamnandi! Sifuna into enomdla ngakumbi.
- Umzekelo?
-Masakhe hayi kwikhadi, kodwa ukubonwa kobuso kwaye sikubize ngokuba "ikofu emnandi nangaliphi na ixesha - qwaba nje"
- Ewe. Igqibelele!
- Ngaba siyayenza?
- Masiyenze!
- Kodwa njengoko?
- Sifuna ikhamera.
- Ndinekhamera yewebhu.
- Nam.
- Apha, yizise ngomso. Masenze ukuqaphela.
Ukuphela kwentsimbi yeshift yakhala.
Kwafika ixesha lokuhamba. Sasula uthuli kumatshini wekofu sagoduka singenayo nemililitha yeArabica. Endleleni, ndamisa kwivenkile ye-cheburek "E-Ashot's" kunye ne-ruble ye-70 bandifakela ikomityi encinci yekhofi kwisanti yaseKarakum. Ndaye ndathenga ipakethe yeetafile zomatshini wekofu ekhaya kwaye ndasela iikomityi ezininzi kwindawo yokugcina (nangona, ngokuqinisekileyo, akunakubakho imeko enjalo, ngokuqinisekileyo akunjalo!) ngomso. Kwaye walala phantsi enelisekile, ephosa kwaye ejika ngapha nangapha, ekubeni ukulala kunye neqondo eliphezulu elingaqhelekanga le-caffeine egazini lalingenakunyamezeleka.
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