Ngokusekelwe kwiziganeko zangempela.
USeptemba uye waba mbi kakhulu. I-trill yeentsimbi zokuqala yayisandul 'ukuphela, iimvula zaziqalile, imimoya kaMatshi yayivela kuThixo owaziyo apho, kwaye iqondo lokushisa kwiCelsius laliphakathi kwedijithi enye.
Lo mfana wawaphepha ngocoselelo loo manzi, ezama ukuba angazingcolisi izihlangu zakhe ezimnyama. Ukulandela kwakhe kwakukho enye, ekhangeleka njengee-ertyisi ezimbini kwi-pod - ijacket engwevu engenakulinganiswa, i-jeans yakudala, ubuso obuncinci kunye nentloko engenanto kunye nokuphazamiseka kweenwele ezimdaka eziphaphazela emoyeni.
Eyokuqala yasondela kwi-intercom yaza yacofa iqhosha. Emva kwetrili emfutshane ye-elektroniki, kwavakala ilizwi elirhabaxa.
- Yekabani? – wabuza i-intercom.
- Kuba Borey! – lo mfo wakhwaza, ekholelwa ukuba ngenxa yomoya kuya kuba nzima ukuva.
- Intoni? Beze kubani? – bekukho ukucaphuka okucacileyo kwilizwi.
- Kuba Borey! – umfo wakhwaza ngakumbi.
- Kufuneka ube cwaka. – owesibini watsho encumile. "Banefowuni ekhohlakeleyo apho, abayi kuva."
- NdingowaseBorey, weBoreas. Boris. – owokuqala waphinda ngelizwi elizolileyo, wancuma ngokuthozama, ejonge owesibini. - Enkosi!
I-intercom yenza isandi esikhuthazayo, umazibuthe osecangweni wacofa kamnandi, baza abo babegula bangena ngaphakathi kwisakhiwo sesikolo sabantwana abancinane. Kwakukho igumbi lokutshixa ngaphakathi - phantse onke amaqela akweli ziko anamasango awohlukeneyo.
- Utata! – kwabakho isikhalo kwikona yegumbi lokutshixa. - Utata wam ufikile!
Kwangoko inkwenkwana eyonwabileyo yatsiba yadibana namadoda ekhulula izihlangu zawo yaza yaleqa ukuya kwanga owokuqala.
-Yima, Borya, kumdaka apha. - Utata waphendula ngoncumo. "Ndiza kungena ngoku kwaye sibambene."
- Kwaye utata wam weza! – omnye umntwana wabaleka ejikeleza ikona.
- Kwaye eyam yeyokuqala! – Borya waqala ukuqhula.
- Kodwa eyam ngowesibini!
- Kolya, musa ukuphikisana. – utata wesibini wathetha rhabaxa. - Masihambe sinxibe.
Utitshala wathi gqi ekoneni. Wabajonga ngqongqo ootata-babengabokugqibela ukufika, kodwa wangathi kukho into ayikhumbulayo, wancuma.
– Ndingakucela ukuba uhlale apha imizuzu elishumi? – wabuza. "Iqabane lam lithathe isitshixo kunye naye, kodwa kufuneka ndilivale iqela." Ndiya kubaleka phambi komlindo, kufuneka kubekho indawo esecaleni. Ngaba uya kulinda?
- Ngokuqinisekileyo, akukho ngxaki. – utata wokuqala wanyusa amagxa.
- Kujalo Enkosi. – utitshala wagqabhuka wancuma waza wasondela ngokukhawuleza ngasemnyango. - I ngokukhawuleza!
Inkampani enobuhlobo yafudukela kwiilokhari. U-Borin, kunye nenqwelomoya, wayejongene neKolin, enebhola.
“Kuyatshisa apha ...” watsho utata wokuqala, ecinga imizuzwana embalwa, wakhulula ibhatyi yakhe wayibeka ngocoselelo kwikhaphethi kufutshane nelokhari.
– Owu, yeka isikipa esihle onaso, tata! - U-Borya wamemeza, waza wajika waya ku-Kolya. - Khangela! Ndikuxelele, utata ngowokuqala! Nakwisikipa sakhe!
U-Kolya wajonga phezulu ekugqokeni waza wabona i-T-shirt ephuzi ephuzi kunye neyunithi enkulu ebomvu esifubeni. Kufutshane kwakukho enye isimboli, intsingiselo abantwana ababengekayazi.
- Utata, yintoni le nombolo? – Borya wakhomba umnwe wakhe T-shirt yakhe.
- Yinto ileta "S", unyana. Xa zizonke zifundeka ngokuthi “one es”.
- Tata, yintoni "es"? – Borya akazange ayeke.
- Ewe ... Ileta injalo. Njengoko kwilizwi ... Superman, umzekelo.
- Utata wam ngumntu omkhulu! Ungumntu obalaseleyo! - Borya wakhwaza.
Utata wesibini wancuma waza waqhubeka enxiba uKolya. Umnini we-T-shirt ephuzi waba neentloni, waguqukela kwi-locker waza waqala ukukrazula kuyo.
- Utata, kutheni na ukuba smart kangaka? - U-Borya wabuza, ekhupha ibhulukhwe yakhe emfutshane. – Ubukwiholide, akunjalo?
- Phantse. Kwisemina.
– Yintoni isixhenxe... Narem... Minar...
– Isemina. Kuxa abafazi abaninzi beqokelelana, kwaye mna nabahlobo bam, sinxibe izikipa ezifanayo, sibaxelela indlela yokusebenza.
- Kufuneka usebenze njani? – Borya wavula amehlo akhe.
- Ewe, ewe.
- Ngaba abayazi indlela yokusebenza? – umntwana obuzayo waqhubeka ukumangala.
- Ewe ... Bayazi, kodwa kungekhona yonke into. Mna kuphela ndazi into, ngoko ndiyabaxelela.
- Kolya! Kolya! Kwaye utata wam wazi ngcono kunabo bonke oomakazi indlela yokusebenza! Bonke beza kwi-sermernar yakhe, kwaye utata uyabafundisa apho! UnguSuperman wokuqala!
– Kwaye eyam nayo iya kwi sermernar! – Kolya wakhwaza, emva koko waguqukela kuyise waza wabuza ngokuzolileyo. - Utata, ngaba ufundisa aunties zakho indlela yokusebenza?
- Hayi, nyana. Ndifundisa umalume. Kwaye bayandifundisa. Siyadibana kwaye wonke umntu usixelela indlela yokusebenza.
-Ngaba nawe unguSuperman wokuqala? – Kolya wabuza ngethemba.
- Hayi, ndingumdwelisi.
-Borya! Utata wam ngumdwelisi wenkqubo! Naye uya kuma sermernars afundise umalume wakhe!
"Tata, ngubani lo ... Porgram ..." uBorya wabuza uyise.
- Ewe, ngokwenene ndingumdwelisi wenkqubo. – UTata waphendula ngokuzolileyo kodwa ngokuzithemba.
- Ewe! Iviwe? - UBorya wayesezulwini lesixhenxe. – Utata wam zombini ngumdwelisi wenkqubo kunye superman! Kwaye naye ungowokuqala!
U-Kolya wakhwaza waza wathi cwaka. Kuthe kusenjalo kwathetha utata wakhe.
- Kolenka, ufuna ukuya kwisemina kunye nam? A?
- Ufuna! Ufuna! Iphi le, kude kangakanani?
- MALUNGA! Kude kakhulu! Mna nawe sizakubhabha ngenqwelomoya, thatha nomama wakho sihambe naye, ndiza kuba semina emini, kwaye uya kudada elwandle! Kulungile, akunjalo?
- Ewe! Uxolo! Okwesibini elwandle! Tata, nawe uyindoda ebalaseleyo!
- Hayi. – Utata wancuma kancinci condescendingly. - Andiyena superman. Ngelishwa, amadoda amakhulu akamenywanga kule semina. Abadwelisi benkqubo kuphela.
- Ke uBorya akayi kuhamba?
“Ewe, andiyazi loo nto...” UTata wathandabuza.
-Borya! - UKolya wakhwaza. Kwaye siya kubhabha siye eSermernar ngenqwelomoya! Kwaye siya kudada elwandle! Kodwa amadoda amakhulu awavumelekanga apho!
"Kwaye mna ... Kwaye thina ..." U-Borya wayesele eza kuphendula into ethile, kodwa ngokukhawuleza waqala ukulila.
-Borka! – utata wangenelela. –Silufunela ntoni olu lwandle? Hayi indlela ekruqulayo ngayo! Sisanda kubuya apho! Masenze ngcono oku...
UBorya wayeka ukulila wajonga uyise enethemba. UKolya wema evule umlomo waza, engabonwanga yedwa, waqalisa ukuchola impumlo yakhe. Uyise wayejonge ecaleni, kodwa imeko yakhe exineneyo yamncama.
- Uyazi ntoni? - Uyise kaBorin ekugqibeleni weza nento. – Mna nawe siza kuya kumzi-mveliso weemoto ngomso! Uyafuna? Ndiyazisa nje apho ... Uh-uh ... Ndifundisa u-anti wam omncinci indlela yokubala imali, kwaye ndingaya naphi na apho ndifuna khona! Mna nawe siza kuya sibone ukuba bakhulu kangakanani oomatshini! Khawufan' ucinge!
- Ufuna! Ufuna! – Borya waqhwaba izandla ngovuyo.
- Kwaye baya kukunika isigcina-ntloko apho! Uyakhumbula ndikubonise ifoto yam ndikwi-helmet?
UBorya wanqwala intloko echwayitile. Amehlo akhe ayekhazimla lulonwabo.
“Kwaye ke...” waqhubeka uTata, ephantse ukukrwitshwa. – Mna nawe siza kuya kwifama enkulu! Usakhumbula udlala ekhompyutheni nomama wakho? Apho, iinkukhu zabeka amaqanda, iinkomo zabeka ubisi, iihagu -... Ewe, ungathini?
- Ufuna! Tata! Ufuna! - U-Borya uphantse watsiba kwii-tights zakhe ezolulelwe isiqingatha. - Ngaba baya kusivumela ukuba singene apho ngenxa yokuba unguSuperman?
- Ewe, bonke oo-anti kule fama bacinga ukuba ndinguSuperman. – Utata wathi ngokuzingca. “Ndibancede ngokwenene ukubala imali.”
“Piss…” wasebeza utata kaKolya. Kodwa uKolya weva.
- Kwaye utata wam yinjakazi! - umntwana wakhwaza. - Ngaba yinyani, utata? Ngaba injakazi yomelele kunoSuperman?
- Shh, Kolya. – UTata ngokukhawuleza waqalisa ukuba neentloni. - Eli lizwi elibi, musa ukulikhumbula ... Kwaye musa ukuxelela umama wakho. Utata ngumdwelisi wenkqubo.
“Ndikwafuna ukuya efama ndiyokudlala…” waqalisa ukuncwina uKolya.
“Uyazi yintoni...” UTata wancuma. - Ndiza kukwenzela umdlalo ngokwam! Egqibelele! Kwaye malunga nefama, kunye neemoto - ngokubanzi, malunga nantoni na oyifunayo! Kwaye masiyibize ... Siza kuyibiza ntoni? I-Kolya ingcono kakhulu?
- Utata, sinokwenza njani umdlalo? - Umntwana wabuza ngokumangalisayo.
– Utata wakho ngumdwelisi wenkqubo! – utata waphendula ngokuzingca. -Abacwangcisi abanyuki ngendle yehagu, bahlala kwindlu ende, entle kwaye benze imidlalo! Siza kukwenzela umdlalo onje - uya kuwushukuma! Masiyibeke kwi-Intanethi, kwaye umhlaba wonke uya kuyidlala! Umhlaba wonke uya kwazi malunga noKolya wam, wonke umntu uya kukumonela! Nkqu ne-supermen!
UKolya wavuya. Wajonga ngovuyo kutata, ehlala ejonga macala onke eBorya ekrwada kunye nomzali wakhe onelishwa (okwangoku).
-Ngaba ufuna ukuba uSuperman abe kumdlalo? -Utata kaColin womeleza uxinzelelo. - Myeke ... andazi ... Ukugxotha iinkukhu? Okanye iinkukhu emva kwakhe? A? Injani? Iinkukhu, amarhanisi, amadada, amantshontsho eehagu, iinkomo - wonke umntu ubaleka emva koSuperman aze azame ukukhupha ibhulukhwe yakhe.
- Utata, yena Superman. – UKolya wafinga intshiya. - Ngoyena unamandla, uya kuzoyisa zonke iinkukhu.
- Ewe! Kuthekani ngekryptonite? Le yingqalutye enjalo, ngenxa yokuba uSuperman ulahlekelwa amandla akhe! Zonke iinkukhu zethu ziya kwenziwa kwi-kryptonite ... Ewe, ukusuka kwilitye lomlingo elihlula uSuperman!
“Kulungile...” uKolya waphendula ethandabuza.
- Oko kuvunyelwene! - Utata waqhwaba izandla zakhe. - Ngoku masinxibe!
Kwakumnyama ekoneni kaBorya. Uyise, engafuni ukuqhubeka ecinga kwaye ekhangeleka esisidenge, waqalisa ukunxibisa unyana wakhe. Waqinisa amazinyo akhe kangangokuba izidlele zakhe zaxinana.
"Tata..." watsho uBorya ethe cwaka. - Iinkukhu aziyi kukoyisa, akunjalo?
- Hayi. – utata wambombozela ngamazinyo akhe.
- Ngaba amapolisa uya kukukhusela?
- Ewe. Mapolisa. - UTata waphendula, kodwa ngoko nangoko wayeka, ngokungathi kuye kwafika kuye, kwaye kabukhali wandisa umthamo welizwi lakhe. - Mamela, Borka! Mna nawe sizakuya emapoliseni okwenyani ngomso! Siza kubanceda babambe izihange!
Unyana wancuma. UKolya, evule umlomo, waqalisa ukubheka-bheka macala omabini. Utata-nkqubo, emangalisiwe, kwaye akasazifihla, wajonga utshaba.
- Ewe! Ngqo! -UTata wathatha uBorya ngamagxa wamshukumisa kancinci, egqithisa ngamandla, nto leyo eyenza ukuba intloko yomntwana iqale ukujinga ngokungenakunceda. - Ndiyabazi abanye oo-anti apha ... Kwaye oomalume ... Ngubani oyebile imali! Kwaye bacinga ukuba akukho mntu waziyo! Ndiyazi! Mna nawe sizakuya emapoliseni siyowaxelela yonke into! Khawufan’ ucinge, Borka, indlela abaya kuvuya ngayo! Amapolisa okwenene! Mhlawumbi baya kukunika imbasa!
- Ndifanele ... IMbasa? – Borya wamangaliswa.
- Ngokuqinisekileyo! Imbasa yakho, nyana! Emva koko, ngoncedo lwethu baya kubamba abaphangi bokwenene! Ewe, baya kubhala ngam nawe kumaphephandaba!
"Ingxelo yeziganeko..." Utata kaKolya wancuma ngokungenabubele.
Ubumbombozela ntoni apho? – Superman ngokukhawuleza wakhala.
- Damn, dude, ngaba inyosi ikulume eesileni okanye yintoni? Kolya, ungalikhumbuli eli gama ...
- Mna? - USuperman wavula amehlo akhe waza watsiba esihlalweni sakhe. – Ngubani okuxelele ngeelwandle? Ngubani owayiqalayo kuqala?
U-Borya warhoxa kuyise, wathabatha inyathelo ukuya ecaleni waza wajonga okwenzekayo ngoloyiko. U-Kolya waphinda wabetha impumlo yakhe.
- Wenza ntoni umahluko ukuba ngubani owaqala kuqala ... Ngaba uza kuqhatha abathengi bakho ngoku ukuze uphumelele ingxabano yobudenge? Ngaba ubhadlile kwaphela? Ziya kuvalwa ngokwenene!
– Ndilibele ukukubuza, wena damn programmer! Ngokwenene, akunjalo?
- Ewe, ipepile icacile, andifundisi oo-anti bam ukubala imali. – umdwelisi wenkqubo ngokubhuqa. - Hamba ubale inkukhu yenkukhu, kwaye ungaphuthelwa enye, ngaphandle koko ibhalansi ayiyi kusebenza.
- Yintoni ibhalansi, moron? Ngaba uyazi ukuba yintoni ibhalansi?
- Owu, yiza, ndixelele izimvo zakho ze-esile-esile. Ewe, uyazi, kodwa awukwazi ... I-Kindergarten, ngokwenene.
- Ewe, awuyiyo i-kindergarten enezakhiwo zakho ezintle ezide? Khuthaza ngamaqebengwana, ubisi kunye neesofa, ubhala ntoni kwizithuba zakho? Yitya, uchame kwaye ubhibhide. Bona ubomi kuqala, ndwendwela ubuncinci umzi-mveliso omnye, emva koko, emva kweminyaka emihlanu, uye ekhompyuter ubhale eyakho ikhowudi yeshitty!
Kutheni ndifuna iifektri zakho ukuba sele ndirhola ngokuphindwe kathathu kunawe? – umcwangcisi wancuma ngokuzolileyo. - Ngamnye owakhe. Abanye bafumana amaqebengwana nemali, kwaye abanye baye bakhwele kwiindawo zokusebenzela ezimdaka baze baphuze iintsini zabo noo-anti babo. Kwaye ukhwaze - ndingumdwelisi wenkqubo, ndiyindoda ebalaseleyo! Yhuu! Intloni ngomsebenzi!
- Ndilihlazo na? -USuperman wanyathela ngokoyikisa ngakumdwelisi wenkqubo.
Ngequbuliso ucango lwavuleka kwaye utitshala ephelelwe ngumphefumlo wabaleka waya kwigumbi lokutshixa.
- Oh... Uxolo... Ndabaleka ixesha elide... Kutheni ulapha? Ndikuvile epasejini, kukho into oyixoxayo?
Ootata bebethule bejonge phantsi bejongana. Abantwana babheka-bheka besoyika abantu abadala, bezama ukuqonda into ethile.
– Ngaba ubuxoxa ukuba yimalini yokunikela ngokuthweswa isidanga? – utitshala wancuma. - A? Kutheni zibomvu kangaka nje?
“Hayi...,” umcwangcisi wawangawangisa isandla sakhe. - Ke, sixoxe ngesihloko sobungcali.
- Oogxa, okanye ntoni?
“Eh...” umcwangcisi wathandabuza. - Ewe, ewe. Iikontraka ezingaphantsi.
- Icacile. – utitshala wancwina ngokukhululeka.
USuperman naye waphumla kancinci, wambambazela unyana wakhe entloko waza waqalisa ukutsala ibhatyi yakhe. Umdwebi wenkqubo wosula i-snot kaKolya waza wacofa impumlo yakhe ngobubele, ebangela ukuba umntwana aqhume ngoncumo oluvuyayo. Umfundisi-ntsapho waphinda wabajonga abazali waza wemka waya kwelo qela.
“Eh...” USperman wancwina. - Mna nawe sithethile, uThixo makangaphindi baphinde ekhaya... Zichaze kamva...
“Ewe...,” umcwangcisi wancuma ngokukhululeka. - Ungu…
- Ewe, ndaqonda. Nawe. Ewe?
- Ewe. Ngubani igama lakho?
Ngabasebenzisi ababhalisiweyo kuphela abanokuthatha inxaxheba kuphando. , ndiyacela.
Akumelanga ukuba sincamathele esi sicatshulwa silusizi kwindawo ethile yeprofayile enembewu?
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Iyakwenza. Makhe.
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Hayi. Shicilela. Sebenzisa njengoko kuyalelwe. Musa ukuyiphosa kwindlu yangasese.
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