Kutheni ingcali ye-IT ingakhupha ingqondo yakhe?

Ungandibiza ngokuba lixhoba loqeqesho. Kwenzeka nje ukuba ngexesha lembali yam yomsebenzi, inani leesemina ezahlukeneyo, uqeqesho kunye nezinye iiseshini zokuqeqesha sele lide lidlula ikhulu. Ndingatsho ukuba ayizizo zonke iikhosi zemfundo endizithathileyo eziluncedo, ezinomdla kwaye zibalulekile. Ezinye zazo zaziyingozi kakhulu.

Yintoni inkuthazo yabantu bakwaHR ukuba bakufundise into?

Andazi ukuba ngubani oxelele uHR ukuba ukuba umntu akaphumeleli kwinto ethile emsebenzini, kungenxa yokungabi nalwazi. Kukho izizathu ezininzi: iinkqubo zangaphakathi kwinkampani, inkuthazo efihliweyo ngaphakathi kweqela, imeko yenjongo kwimarike. Iinketho ziquka inqwelo kunye nenqwelo encinci. Kodwa kungekudala, imbono yamandla anika ubomi olwazi olutsha ivela kwenye indawo. Kwaye ngoku uninzi lwabaphathi bagxalathelana kwiindawo ezivaliweyo bekhangela igrail engcwele. Zonke ezi ntlanganiso ze-amphitheatre, iitshati, iintetho, iintetho ezikhuthazayo, amatyala, iiseshini zokubonisana azithethi nto kwaphela. Ukumosha ixesha. Ndikhumbula ndakhe ndafumana ithuba lokuzimasa iindibano zocweyo ezintathu ezine-ajenda enye. Kuphela nje ukuba umntu owaququzelelayo wayehlala kwi-paradigm: "Unesithukuthezi kwaye unesizungu? Biza intlanganiso!” Kwaye ke abantu abaninzi abadla ngokuxakeka bahlanganisana kumagumbi eentlanganiso eenkampani, bexoxa ngomsindo ngento ethile, emva koko basasazwa ngaphandle kweziphumo ezibonakalayo. Kwaye okona kumangalisa kakhulu kukuba emva kwexesha elithile yonke into yayiphindaphinda. Kanye njengakwimuvi yoSuku lweGroundhog. Akukho ngxabano exhasa ukuchitha ixesha esebenzayo. Akukho ukuhlanganiswa kweziphumo zomsebenzi weqela, akukho miphumo ebonakalayo, akukho nto. Inkqubo ngenxa yenkqubo. Ngokungathandabuzekiyo, oku kubiza imali yenkampani? Ukurenta iindawo, iikhefu zekofu, uhambo kunye neendawo zokuhlala zabasebenzi abangahlaliyo. Kwaye ke amaxesha amaninzi ngokulandelelana kwaye kuphela enye iyunithi enkulu kakhulu. Kwinkampani endandisebenza kuyo babebaninzi.

Ngoko kutheni konke oku? Eyokuqala kukucwangcisa. Kwinkampani enkulu, uhlahlo lwabiwo-mali ludla ngokuzotywa kunyaka kwangaphambili. Kwaye ukuba ngokweshedyuli uneziganeko ezingama-256, ngoko kuya kubakho kanye ukuba uninzi lwazo, ngaphandle koko kunyaka ozayo wena, njengomnini-bhajethi, usengozini yokunqunyulwa ngamaqhekeza kunye nemali.

Enye injongo yokuququzelela uqeqesho lwequmrhu lulawulo. Ukuba umphathi wafunda kwisikolo saseSoviet, ngoko kaLenin "Funda, funda kwaye ufunde kwakhona!" bethe nca engqondweni yakhe. Esi sicatshulwa, ngendlela, sinokuqhubekeka okungacwangciswanga: "Ukufunda, ukufunda, ukufunda kungcono kunomsebenzi, umsebenzi, umsebenzi!"

Andifuni ukuba wenze imbono engalunganga yolu papasho, uthi umbhali uchasene nemfundo njengoko kunjalo, kodwa ukuba inkqubo yemfundo ayinakuphikiswa, inyanzelekile kwaye ingenangqiqo, awukwazi ukulindela imimangaliso.

Ngaba u-odole i-infocygan?

Ngalo lonke ixesha ndifumana isimemo sokuya kolunye uqeqesho, ndikhumbula umzekeliso ohlekisayo.
Umfana uqhuba imoto ukuya kumalusi owalusa umhlambi weegusha, wakroba ngefestile wathi:
Ukuba ndithe ndakuxelela ukuba zininzi iigusha onazo emhlambini wakho, wondinika ibe nye?
Umalusi wothuka kancinci uyaphendula:
- Kakade ke, kutheni kungenjalo.
Emva koko lo mfo ukhupha ilaptop, ayidibanise nefowuni yakhe, aseke uqhagamshelo kwi-Intanethi, aye kwiwebhusayithi yeNASA, akhethe uqhagamshelo lwesathelayithi yeGPS, afumanise ezona ndawo zikuyo, azithumele kuyo. enye isathelayithi ye-NASA, ehlola le ndawo kwaye inike iifoto zesisombululo esiphezulu. Lo mfo uthumela umfanekiso kwenye yeebhubhoratri zaseHamburg, ezithi emva kwemizuzwana embalwa imthumele umyalezo oqinisekisa ukuba umfanekiso uqhutywe kwaye idatha esiphumo igcinwe kwisiseko sedatha. Nge-ODBC, idibanisa kwi-database ye-MS-SQL, ikopi idatha kwitafile ye-EXCEL kwaye iqala ukwenza izibalo. Kwimizuzu nje embalwa, ufumana isiphumo aze aprinte amaphepha ali-150 ngombala kwiprinta yakhe encinane. Ekugqibeleni uthi kumalusi:
— Une-1586 yeegusha emhlambini wakho.
- Ngqo! Zininzi ke ezo iigusha endinazo emhlambini wam. Ewe, thatha ukhetho lwakho.
Indoda ikhetha enye ize iyifake esiqwini. Kwaye ke umalusi wathi kuye:
- Mamela, ukuba ndiyaqikelela ukuba usebenzela bani na, uya kundibuyisela kum?
Emva kokucinga kancinci, le ndoda ithi:
- Ima kancinci.
“Usebenza njengomcebisi,” watsho ngequbuliso umalusi.
- Yinyaniso, damn it! Kwaye uqikelele njani?
“Kwakulula ukwenza oko,” utsho umalusi, “ufike xa kungekho mntu ukutsaleleyo, ufuna ukuhlawulwa ngempendulo endiyaziyo kumbuzo ongazange wabuzwa mntu, kwaye ngaphandle koko, awufuni. uyazi into embi ngomsebenzi wam. Ngoko ke buyisela inja yam.

Nokuba ihlekisa kangakanani na, ipesenteji yeengcali ezithetha ngombandela abawuqondayo ngokupheleleyo ukuba akukho nto iphezulu kakhulu kuneengcaphephe zokwenene. Ndiqinisekile ngale nto rhoqo. Imibuzo yokuqala ecacisayo, ngaphaya kwesihloko esichaziweyo, inokubhida izithethi. Ngaphaya koko, oku kuqhele ukwenzeka kwiisemina ngesihloko esibanzi: "Ukuthengisa okutsha", "iDijithali kwiiMeko zokwenziwa kweDijithali, njl.njl." Xa kuziwa kwizihloko ezisetyenzisiweyo ezifana ne-backend, i-frontend okanye i-C #, amabali anjalo anqabile.

Ndiza kukufundisa indlela yokuphila ...

Ukongeza kwiisemina zemfundo yakudala, kwiminyaka eliqela eyadlulayo iinkampani ezinkulu zaba nomdla kuqeqesho lokukhula komntu kunye nazo zonke iintlobo zetekhnoloji yobomi basentwasahlobo. Ngamanye amaxesha kwakuvakala ngathi iintlanzi zikhutshelwa kwingqondo yakho kwaye waqala ukuphulukana nonxibelelwano nenyani. Ndiyavuma, kwanam, osoloko ethandabuza ngazo zonke iintlobo zobuqhetseba, ndiye ndafumana “iimpazamo” ngamaxesha athile. Itekhnoloji iyaqondakala, ushukunyiswa ngokweemvakalelo, unyanzelwa ziziqinisekiso zeqela kunye nezibophelelo, kwaye emva koko untywiliselwe kwiimeko zoqeqesho ezingathandekiyo. Ngenxa yoko, iingqondo ziyanyibilika, ukuguquguquka kwamaxabiso, kunye nezibhambathiso zamabhongo zentembeko zenziwa. Kufana nokuba i-Stakhanovites ifakwe kwi-hypnotized kwaye yacelwa ukuba ihambe kwindawo yangaphandle ngomso.

Kukho isiqhulo esidala:

- Ngubani igama lakho, inkwenkwe?
- Lekha!!!
-Ufuna ukuba ngubani?
-Usomajukujuku!!!
- Kutheni unosomajukujuku?
- Lekha!

Ngamanye amazwi, iimantras zeshishini aziniki ndawo ingako yokuqhuba. Wakhwela ihashe lakhe kunye ne "Alga!" (Kazakh Alga - phambili).

Iingcali ze-IT endandizazi zinelona xesha linzima. Nokuba uqaphele okanye akunjalo, abantu bahlala besebenza kwi-IT ngokucinga okucwangcisiweyo, ngenkqubo esekiweyo yexabiso kunye neembono. Kwaye ucinge ukuba wena, uchwepheshe onjalo ozimeleyo, ogunyazisiweyo kunye nophumeleleyo, ngokukhawuleza uqala ukuhlalutya esidlangalaleni kwaye uzame "ubuthathaka". Kunzima kakhulu ukuba ungabi lixhoba lokukhohlisa kule meko, ngakumbi ukuba wonke umntu uhleli egobise iintloko zakhe kule sangqa soqeqesho olubi, ngaphandle kokulala okanye ukuphumla ngosuku lwesibini. Ukongeza kumthwalo weemvakalelo, kukho ukuxhalaba ngekamva, kuba ngokuqhelekileyo iinkokeli zamanqanaba ahlukeneyo, imimoya kunye namabhongo akhethwa kwiqela. Akulula kwaphela ukuba ungaphulukani nentloko kolu gqatso lwengqiqo. Ngenxa yolo qheliselo, abantu ngokwenene bayitshintsha imisebenzi, bashiya iintsapho zabo, baza baqalisa ukwenza izinto ezingaqhelekanga. Ngokomzekelo, baye bayeka imisebenzi yabo ukuze bapeyinte okanye banithe. Andiqondi ukuba inkampani izibekele ezo njongo xa isenza iiprojekthi ezinjalo ngeendleko zeshishini.

Yantoni…

Kolunye uqeqesho oludluleyo, umntu ohlonelwayo wathi: “Kuya kuba mnandi, ngalo lonke ixesha ngaphambi kokuba uqalise into ebalulekileyo, uzibuze lo mbuzo: - Ngoko yintoni?” Kwaye uyazi, ndiyavumelana naye. Xa wena ngokwakho unikezela ukukuthumela kule okanye kule khosi yezemfundo, isemina, inkomfa, udla ngokuqonda ukuba kutheni uyidinga. Okanye ucinga njalo. Kwimeko apho inkampani igqibezela oku kuwe, kuya kuba kuhle ukuba ukhumbule impendulo yombuzo othi: "Yintoni ke?" Ngaphandle koko, yinkcitho yexesha kunye nemali. Ingaba ucinga ntoni?

Esikhundleni segama elilandelayo

- Mholo! Siqala isemina "Indlela yokufumana isigidi seeruble ngosuku olunye." Umbuzo wabaphulaphuli. Lixabisa malini itikiti lokuya kwisemina?
-Iwaka leeruble.
— Zingaphi izihlalo kule holo?
- Iwaka.
- Enkosi, isemina iphelile.

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