Umgubho ungolwesihlanu admin nangosuku lwabo. Ngemincintiswano, imidlalo nama-quirks. Kwakunjani eminyakeni engu-8 edlule.
Amalungiselelo Osuku Lokuphatha luka-2011 aqale ezinyangeni ezimbalwa ngaphambili. Ngithole le ncwadi:
Dear admins!
“Usuku Lomlawuli Wesistimu” seluseduze! Amalungiselelo omkhosi wesithathu we-IT ADMINFEST aseqalile.
Ngokwesiko, umkhosi we-IT uzobanjelwa e-Rostov-on-Don njengengxenye yomhlangano we-All-Russian SysAdmins.
Uhlelo lwamaholide luhlanganisa: Ukuvulwa okuhle koMkhosi, inkambo yesithiyo, i-CD bowling, kanye nemincintiswano yomqondisi wesistimu yendabuko: ukuphonsa amagundane; ukuhlanganiswa kwekhibhodi; ukubhujiswa kwe-scarecrow futhi, yiqiniso, ubusuku bemikhosi ekuhlonipheni kwakho.
Amaqembu - ababambiqhaza: amaqembu akhiwa abantu abangu-8, uma uyiqembu elinobungane, elisungulwe lama-ODMIN, bhalisa iqembu lakho futhi ubambe iqhaza emjahweni wendabuko we-sysadmin relay.
Ijaji: Amalungu eClub of CIOs yaseNingizimu yeRussia - "THE KNOWERS".
Ukubamba iqhaza kumcimbi kumahhala, ngaphandle kwezinkinga...
Ukubhalisa kungokuzithandela, KODWA KUYIMPHOQEKO. Labo abangakwazi ukuya bazothola izingubo ezingu-20 etafuleni losizo NGAPHANDLE KOMGQWENI.
Kwabe sekufika enye incwadi, kodwa kulokhu inemininingwane eyengeziwe:
Kusele izinsuku eziyi-17 ukuthi i-AdminFesta iqale!
Uma usuku lwakho lonke lokusebenza luzungeza ikhompyutha, une-screwdriver ephaketheni lakho esikhundleni sezikhiye ze-Porshe, wazi okuningi nge-DNS ne-http, futhi izinkinga zezwe langaphandle ziyizinkinga zezwe langaphandle kuphela, awukwazi yima ubuwula futhi ukholelwe ku-Cthulhu, izingubo zakho ozithandayo i-sweater , i-jeans egugile nama-sneakers athambile, futhi uzibala phakathi kweqembu eliyingqayizivele labantu abanomsebenzi wabo "umphathi wesistimu", khona-ke sikulindele ngoJulayi 29, 2011, ndawonye ukuphonsela inselelo ukungakwazi ukufunda nokubhala okuvamile kanye nokuntula ukuqonda kwezinto eziyisisekelo ngemicimbi yemidlalo yendabuko nemisebenzi - ku-Adminfest!
Kulo nyaka sikumema ukuthi ungene emkhathini woguquko, kusukela ekhadini leqembu kanye nezinsuku zokusebenza kuye kwiziqubulo zangempela kanye ne-manifesto. Izwa iphunga elimangalisayo lenkululeko yokukhuluma, veza ukukhathazeka kwakho okubuhlungu, ulwe nokungenangqondo! Asikwazi ukulinda ukuthandwa yindalo;
Izimfuno zethu: “Ngaphansi kokungakwazi ukufunda ngekhompyutha! Wonke Umsebenzisi uyazi ukuthi i-DNS ikuphi!"
Kwakukhona "imithetho" enjalo nhlangothi zombili:
Isifungo sika "Admin":
Mina (igama eligcwele) ngifunga ukwethembeka emibonweni yobuzalwane bomqondisi kanye nomhlaba wonke wobuchwepheshe bolwazi, ngiyafunga:
— ukungagudluki isinyathelo esisodwa kumthethosisekelo ongabhaliwe waseNingizimu Afrika, ukuhlonipha amasiko kanye nomoya wenhlangano engabonakali yobuchwepheshe bolwazi;
- bamba iqhaza ngokweqiniso emzabalazweni wokusinda futhi ungalokothi uvumele abangani bakho phansi ezikhathini ezinzima. abaphathi hhayi abasebenzisi abanganaki kaningi;
- dlulisela ulwazi kozakwenu, ungagodli nebhayithi elilodwa kulabo abafanelekile nabaqotho emoyeni wobuzalwane;
- abe yisibonelo samasiko, athembise okuningi futhi asebenze ngokulingene;
- lapho uthola umsebenzisi ohlakaniphile, ungaphazamisi ukuziphendukela kwakhe, zindla futhi uhleke buthule umbukwane;
- lapho usebenzisa uphethiloli, qapha isitaki ukuthi sichichima futhi ngaphansi kwezimo ungakuvumeli ukuthi kwenzeke.
Isifungo sejaji:
Mina, engifundile, kusukela ngalolu suku ukwahlulela iMidlalo Yama-Olympic yaseGiga, ngiyawazi umthwalo wemfanelo wokugcina umoya weholide futhi ngibone amandla ami angenamkhawulo nalingayo phezu kwabahlanganyeli abampofu futhi ngiyafunga:
- ukwahlulela futhi uhlole imiphumela ngokungakhethi, ukuze abanamandla nabahlakaniphe kakhulu bawine, hhayi lowo odinga okwengeziwe;
- nika amaphuzu ngokuhambisana nekhwalithi yokuphasa isivivinyo futhi unganikezi ngaphezu kwamaphuzu aphezulu omncintiswano, noma ngabe ngiyazazi izinombolo nokunye;
- ungavumeli abalandeli nama-cheerleaders (ngisho nabahle) ukuthi basize iqembu;
- Ngiyazilahla izifumbathiso zanoma yiluphi uhlobo, kusukela kubhiya onikeza impilo kanye nemidlwane engwevu kuya kuma-floppy disk amadala aphukile.
Nokho, ubani onganqaba ngokuzithandela izimemo ezinjalo ezilingayo?
Ngakho, ngemva kokubhalisa, ngaba nethuba lokuhambela lo mgubho wokuphila!
Ngobusuku bangoLwesihlanu okwase kuyisikhathi eside ngilindelwe, ngafika endaweni eboniswe esimemweni. Indawo ezungezile yaleli paki isishintshile ngendlela engakaze ibonwe. Cishe wonke amakhona nezihlahla owawubuka kwakujabulisa emehlweni.
Endleleni egcwele ama-disc, umuntu wayengathola kalula itafula labahleli, lapho kubhaliswa khona, ikhadi leqembu lomphathi likhishwe, futhi kuthungathwa iqembu lakhe elizobamba iqhaza emiqhudelwaneni.
Ngenkathi ukubhaliswa nokwazana kwabahlanganyeli kwenzeka, amatafula okudweba umzimba asevele esebenza, lapho abahlanganyeli bomkhosi bathola izithasiselo ezintsha esikhumbeni sabo.
Ngaphezu kwalokho, ekupheleni komcimbi, amalungu eqembu aphinde athola amaphuzu engeziwe ezithombe ezinjalo, okubuye kube nomthelela ekubekweni kokugcina kwamaqembu etafuleni lokugcina.
Ngakho-ke ngazithola ngiyiqembu, ngajoyina iqembu, futhi ngathola uphawu lweqembu - i-memory stick engamamitha angama-256 (gnusmas DDR PC3200).
Amanye amaqembu ayenezimpawu - i-floppy disk engamayintshi amahlanu, amapuleti ngezikulufu, njll.
Kodwa amakhadi eqembu anjalo anikezwa umhlanganyeli ngamunye ekuqaleni komcimbi.
Ithimba lami lingenhla esithombeni, ukapteni uphethe ngesandla idokhumenti yenhlangano, lapho, ngemva komncintiswano ngamunye, amaphuzu atholiwe - izinsuku zokusebenza - anamathiselwe kuwo.
Lapho kuqashwa amaqembu (ekugcineni kwaba namaqembu amahlanu anabahlanganyeli abayisishiyagalombili ngalinye), umethuli wamema wonke umuntu esiteji, abahleli benza izinkulumo zabo zokuvula futhi bamemezela ukuqala kwengxenye yokuncintisana.
Umethuli wohlelo (DJ Minus, njengoba ebezibiza kanjalo, kodwa empeleni uchwepheshe we-IT onamava njengo-Administrator) ukhuluma ngemiqhudelwano nemithetho yomcimbi. Nemincintiswano ngokwayo, abahleli abayilungisile.
Umncintiswano wokuqala weqembu lethu kwaba "Iwebhu". Imithetho ilula - amalungu eqembu amathathu kufanele adlule kusukela ekuqaleni aze aqedele inkambo eyisithiyo yamaribhoni adonsiwe isikhathi, ngaphandle kokuphinda indlela yomdlali wangaphambili.
Okungukuthi, thola izindlela ezintathu ezahlukene ngokusebenzisa umgoqo wewebhu.
Kwakuwumncintiswano wokufudumala wokwelula imisipha nobuchopho bethu ukuze senze imisebenzi elandelayo.
Okulandelayo kwaba umncintiswano "we-Relay Race", lapho abameleli abathathu beqembu bacelwa ukuba bagijime, ngendlela yokuncintisana nelinye iqembu, beshayela ibhola lomnqakiswano kumaski wegesi kanye nesibhamu somshini esandleni esisodwa, kumajaji ekupheleni ithrekhi, yenza ama-squats ayishumi nanhlanu bese ubuyela endaweni yokuqala ngenkathi udlalisa ibhola.
Lona kwakungomunye wemiqhudelwano enzima futhi enzima - lapha kufanele usebenze ngokumelene neqembu lesitha, futhi usebenzise isivinini nokukhuthazela.
Kodwa amasosha ethu awazange adumazeke! Futhi ukwesekwa kwamanye amalungu eqembu kwakunamandla kakhulu futhi kunomsindo lapha.
Okulandelayo kwaba ezolile, kodwa hhayi kancane ezithakazelisayo Xonix.
Noma ubani okhumbula lo mdlalo ekuqaleni kwawo-90 uzoqonda ngokushesha imithetho.
Omele iqembu ngalinye ungene phakathi kukanxande, avalwe amehlo.
Kwadlalwa izimpilo ezifika kwezintathu zeqembu ngalinye - okokuqala, iqembu elilodwa lalilawula izwi lomdlali walo, owaxhuma izingxenye eziqediwe ngaphakathi kukanxande ngeribhoni, futhi ummeleli welinye iqembu ngalesi sikhathi kwadingeka ephule ulayini okungakaqedwa, futhi kuvalwe amehlo, futhi kulawulwa ithimba lezwi.
Ukunyakaza komdlali ngamunye kuyizinyathelo ezengeziwe zokuya phambili.
Ekugcineni, iqembu elingumdlali walo ohlukanisa indawo enkulu ngaphambi kokuphela kwazo zonke izimpilo liyawina.
Bese kuba nemiqhudelwano emibili epholile - i-bowling yezihlalo kanye nokujikijela amagundane.
Ku-bowling, bekufanele ugoqe i-disc phambili bese uwisa izikhonkwane.
Njengoba izikhonkwane zazizacile kakhulu, nama-disc ayengafuni nhlobo ukugingqika, bambalwa abantu ababeshaya into ehlosiwe, kodwa noma kunjalo kwakunazikhonkwane ezidiliziwe!
Ekuphonseni amagundane, ukunemba kwakubalulekile - ngoba abaqaphi babekude, futhi idivayisi ngokwayo yayilula futhi i-aerodynamic ephansi.
Kodwa ngemva kokuphonswa kokuhlolwa kokuqala kokuhlonza, kokuthathu okulandelayo, ngisho nami ngishaye ilitshe kanye. Bonke abamele iqembu bajikijela, njengaku-bowling.
Umncintiswano oshube kakhulu wokuxoxisana ngengqondo - "ingwenya" - wenzeka eduze kwetshe lesikhumbuzo sayo!
Lapha, amajaji anikeze iqembu ngalinye amagama amahlanu e-IT, futhi ummeleli weqembu wabonisa ngokushukuma komzimba incazelo yegama ngalinye.
Siqagele yonke into, nakuba kwakukhona amagama anzima phakathi kwalawo ayeqageliwe: i-trackball, i-repository, switch kanye ne-intranet. Igama lesihlanu ngandlela thize laphuma ekhanda lami...
Amajaji akuthande ukudlala kweqembu kangangokuthi abehluleka ukuzola isikhathi eside ngemuva kokuqagela igama ngalinye.
Ngemva komsebenzi onjalo wengqondo, ukuncintisana kokugcina kwaba okuvelele kuyo yonke imiqhudelwano. Ukudonsa kwempi kusuka kumapheya asontekile.
Into esemqoka lapha kwakuwukuqina namasu. Abahlanganyeli abathathu abanamandla eqenjini ngalinye balwe nabamelene nabo.
Kowamanqamu, amaqembu abeqhudelana nezimbangi zawo ezinamandla amancane. Ngenxa yalokho, ithimba lethu liphenduke elinamandla kunawo wonke.
Lapha bonke abebehambele lo mgubho bebekhombisa ukujabula amaqembu. Abaculi basesiteji esiseduze nabo babasize kakhulu abadlali ngezingoma zabo ze-IT.
Umethuli uzibonakalisa elula ikhebula elisontekile:
Ngemva kwakho konke ukuphakama nokwehla kwalo mqhudelwano, ukaputeni wethu wathola amaphuzu osuku lokusebenza omncintiswano wokugcina wawanamathisela ebhukwini leqembu.
Ngesikhathi amajaji alo mcimbi ebala amaphuzu efingqa imiphumela, abahleli balo mcimbi bebeqoqa kancane kancane, ngale kwalokho besekuqala ukuhwalala, kube nenkinga nokukhanyiswa kwemigwaqo epaki.
Imiphumela iqinisekisiwe futhi yanikezwa umethuli. Ithimba lethu liwina wonke umncintiswano, futhi bonke abahlanganyeli bosuku lokuphatha bayajabula.
Amajaji abe esenikeza izipho okaputeni bawo wonke amaqembu, bese kuthi amalungu eqembu aphumelele anikezwe izinto eziyisikhumbuzo ezikhumbulekayo (ngithole igundane le-USB).
Futhi ukugujwa koSuku Lokuphatha kuqhubekele esigabeni sokushiswa kwesithombe esiwumbhedo sabasebenzisi esenziwe abahleli.
Ukaputeni wethu ulayithe lesi simangaliso, esasha isikhathi eside ngaphansi kweso leqabane eliqeqeshwe ngokukhethekile elinesicisha-mlilo. Base beqala ukudansa bezungeza umlilo kuzwakala izigubhu.
Yilokhu okwagcina kwenzekile ngeyunithi yesistimu, eyayigcwele ihadiwe phela!
Kwakukhona injabulo nemizwa eningi kangangokuthi kwaqeda wonke umuntu nakho konke isikhathi eside.
Khona-ke wonke umuntu wagibela esiteji, lapho sasilindelwe khona ikhonsathi encane yomculo we-rock, ukuxhumana okuseduze nabahleli kanye nabo bonke ababambiqhaza balolu suku lwabaphathi olujabulisayo ngendlela emangalisayo!
Lwahamba kanje olunye usuku oluhlanyayo lomphathi wesistimu edolobheni lethu.
Ngibonga kakhulu kubahleli balo mgubho nakubo bonke ababambiqhaza abathole amandla nesikhathi sokuba yingxenye yale mpi yeqembu. Phela ama-admin angamandla!
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