Isaziso sokuqala: lokhu okuthunyelwe kungoLwesihlanu kuphela, futhi kujabulisa kakhulu kunobuchwepheshe. Uzothola izindaba ezihlekisayo mayelana nama-hacks wobunjiniyela, izinganekwane ezivela ohlangothini olumnyama lomsebenzi womsebenzisi weselula nokunye ukurula okungenangqondo. Uma ngihlobisa okuthile endaweni ethile, kungenxa yenzuzo yohlobo kuphela, futhi uma ngiqamba amanga, khona-ke zonke lezi yizinto zezinsuku zakudala kangangokuthi ngeke zilimaze muntu. Kodwa uma ubamba iphutha lobuchwepheshe noma elinye iphutha, ngilungise ngokungenasihawu, bengilokhu ngisohlangothini lobulungisa.
Qaphela, ngiqala ngaphandle kwe-overclocking!
Umnyango ongemuva egcekeni
Egunjini lethu lomsebenzi esitezi sokuqala kwakukhona amafasitela amakhulu, kusukela phansi futhi cishe kuya ophahleni. Baphume baye endaweni yokupaka izimoto, lapho kwaphuma yonke inhlobo yama-survey nezinye izisebenzi zasemsebenzini ekuseni. Indawo yokupaka yayisebangeni elanele ukusuka ngaphambili nakuzo zonke izintuba zokungena, nangemuva kwezithiyo ezimbili.
Ngolunye usuku ekuseni, ngaleso sikhathi, izimoto zamaphoyisa zafika esakhiweni, amaphoyisa ema kuzo zonke iminyango asesha wonke umuntu owayehamba. Isexwayiso sifika ohlwini lwama-imeyili olusemthethweni: kungazelelwe (ngokuzumayo ngempela, hhayi njengokujwayelekile) isheke lelayisensi yesofthiwe selifikile, futhi izindawo zokusebenza zizohlolwa. Noma ubani onakho ukukokotelwa kumakhompyutha akhe kufanele adilizwe ngokushesha!
Vele, yonke into ehlobene nezinhlelo zokusebenza, ihhovisi kanye nesoftware yensiza yayinelayisensi kakhulu. Kodwa hhayi konke, hhayi njalo futhi hhayi yonke indawo; Ngokuqondene nokuthi yini abasebenzi abayifaka kumalaptop enkampani yabo, leyo yindaba emnyama ngokuphelele. Ngiphuthume ukuyobheka izimoto endaweni yami enesibopho sobugebengu, ngabhidliza okuthile ngokushesha...
... Futhi ngalesi sikhathi, onjiniyela baqala ukungena egumbini lomsebenzi ngezinyathelo ezisheshayo nezithuthumelayo, bephethe amakhompyutha aphathekayo kanye nonjiniyela bezinhlelo ezingalweni zabo. Bangena ngomnyango futhi baphume, begigitheka ngokungenangqondo kwesimo, ngefasitela: yonke iminyango yayivinjiwe, kodwa amademoni omthetho nokuhleleka awazange acabange nge-backdoor enjalo. Ngakho-ke, ngenkathi uMnyango wezokuBalwa kwezimali usacwaningwa (lapho yonke into yayiyisibonelo), izisebenzi zakhipha konke okwakungalungile.
Okwedlule kukhona
Uma unentshisekelo futhi ungakayivali ithebhu, nakhu okunye okushiwo okwenzeka ngesikhathi, indawo kanye nabantu. Ngingomusha omuhle, oluhlaza okotshani, onjengeqabunga le-sorrel, oneziqu ze-IT, ngathola umsebenzi edeskini lobunjiniyela leSamara Megafon (eyayiyi-MSS Povolzhye ngaleso sikhathi). Kimina, lokhu kwakuwukuxhumana kwangempela kokuqala neTekhnoloji enenhloko-dolobha i-T kanye namaTechnicians enenkulu nakakhulu: ukuba ngudeveli omncane kunabo bonke kuleli khishi eliyisihogo, ngibuke ngokujabula umsebenzi wonjiniyela abanolwazi oluningi, bezama ngehluleka ukuqonda umsebenzi wabo. ukuhlakanipha. Kuze kube yilapho lokho kuhlakanipha kungena ezimbotsheni zobuchopho bami, ngangikwazi ukuzulazula nje ngenqwaba yokuqapha okuhlukahlukene, ngikhathazeka njalo lapho kuvela "okubomvu" lapho.
Uma ngabe abalingiswa okukhulunywe ngabo lapha bezibona bengazelele, sawubona kuwe!
Uma isebenza, ungayithinti (kodwa ithinte uma ingasebenzi)
Enye ye-super-techies okukhulunywe ngayo ngenhla kwakunguMisha Basov. Phakathi neminyaka yokusebenza eMega, ngezwa izinto eziningi ezinhle nezithakazelisayo ngaye emoyeni ukuthi wema cishe emsuka futhi wethula izinqubo eziningi. Angizange ngikwazi ukuxhumana naye ngendlela efanele: sahlangana ngokoqobo emnyangweni wezabasebenzi, lapho ngiletha amadokhumenti futhi wawathatha.
Enye yezinhlelo zokuqapha esisebenze nazo yabhalwa uMisha. Angikhumbuli ngempela ukuthi yini eyayiqashwe lapho, kodwa ngiyazi ukuthi uMisha wabhala isisombululo sesikhashana, esasheshe saba unomphela. Futhi kuhle: okuningi kwalokho ochwepheshe beqiniso abakwenzayo ngezidingo zabo ngokushesha kuvela kahle. Lokho kuqapha kwakufanela wonke umuntu, kusebenza ngaphandle kokusekelwa noma ukunakekelwa, nakuba kungekho noyedwa owayazi ukuthi kanjani.
Eminyakeni embalwa ngemva kokuxoshwa kukaMisha, ukuqapha kwaqala ukubonisa ikhasi elingenalutho.
Ngokushesha ngahlaba umkhosi. Umphathi we-shift wakhalisa i-alamu. Inhloko yomkhakha yahlaba umkhosi.
Inhloko yomnyango yahlaba umkhosi. Umphathi wenkonzo wahlaba umkhosi. Inhloko yomnyango ishaye izinsimbi. Umqondisi we-IT wesifunda sonke saseVolga wezwa ukukhala futhi ngokushesha wabiza umhlangano. Lapho wabiza inhloko yomnyango. Wakhonkotha inhloko yenkonzo. Engawuqondi umnyombo wenkinga, wabiza inhloko yomnyango. Lona, engakuqondi okwenzekile, wabiza inhloko yomkhakha, ebize umphathi weshifu. Awu, ungiphendulele umcibisholo.
Ngandlela-thile, njengoba sengishintshile emsebenzini, ngaya kulo mhlangano. Kwashiwo amagama amaningi, kwabizwa umuntu obhekene nokuqapha (asizwanga lutho oluqondakalayo), kwakhumbula ukuthi uBasov wabhala ngokuqapha, ukuthi ukuqapha kubaluleke kakhulu, kodwa ukuthi akekho oqondayo noma owazi ukuthi kusebenza kanjani. ... Konke kwehlela eqinisweni lokuthi uhlelo olungasebenzi futhi olungaqondakali kufanele lususwe, futhi esikhundleni salokho isisombululo esiqinisekisiwe esivela kumthengisi ofakazelwe kufanele sisetshenziswe.
Ngenkathi kushiwo konke lokhu, ngancenga othile ukuthi anginike i-laptop kanye nokufinyelela kwe-SSH kuleyo seva. Ngangifuna ukubona ukuthi yiluphi uhlobo lwesistimu epholile eyabhalwa uBasov wodumo.
Uma ngingena, into yokuqala engiyenza ngaphandle komkhuba uhlobo:
df -hUmyalo ungitshela into efana nalena:
Filesystem Size Used Avail Use% Mounted on
/var 10G 10G 0G 100% /
Ngihlanza i-/var/log, eseyigcwele phakathi neminyaka edlule, ngibuyekeza ukuqapha - konke kuyasebenza. Kulungisile!
Umhlangano uyama, uyabhidlika, futhi wonke umuntu uyahlakazeka. Endleleni inhloko yomnyango ijabule ingithembisa ibhonasi!..
... Esikhundleni sebhonasi, kamuva ngathola ukushayeka kwengqondo ngenxa yokwehluleka ngephutha uku-oda uhlelo lokuqapha kumthengisi othembekile.
Zihlala kuphi izindlu?
Omunye wemisebenzi yonjiniyela abasemsebenzini kwakuwukulawula okhiye bokungena ngogesi emakamelweni ekhompyutha. Amahholo ngokwawo angihlaba umxhwele kakhulu ngaleso sikhathi: imigqa yama-rack agcwele iseva nemishini yokushintsha, imigqa ye-fiber optics namakhebula awela (kwezinye izindawo abekwe kahle, kwezinye aphenduka isigaxa esimangalisayo se-spaghetti), i-hum engapheli ama-air conditioner kanye nephansi lamanga ngaphansi kwalo kwakulula kakhulu ukupholisa iziphuzo ... Iminyango yamahholo yayivalwe ngezicabha ezinzima ze-hermetic, eziklanyelwe ukuqinisekisa ukuvinjelwa okuzenzakalelayo uma kwenzeka umlilo. Ukungena nokuphuma kwabhalwa phansi kwasayinwa ukuze kwaziwe ukuthi ubani ongaphakathi nokuthi kungani.
Engikuthanda kakhulu kulawa makamelo, yiqiniso, amakhabethe eseva "yezindlu eziphezulu" - ezimbili ze-HP SuperDome 9000, ezihlinzeka ngenkokhelo. Ama-node amabili afanayo, eyodwa yayihlala iyinodi yokulwa, kanti eyesibili kwaba i-standby eshisayo ehambisanayo. Umehluko phakathi kwawo wawukumakheli e-IP kuphela, elilodwa lalingu-x.x.x.45, elinye lalingu-x.x.x.46. Bonke onjiniyela babazi womabili la makheli e-IP, ngoba uma kwenzeka okuthile ohlelweni lokukhokha, into yokuqala oyenzayo ukubheka ukuthi ingabe izindlu ezinkulu ziyabonakala yini. Ukungabonakali kwezindlu eziphezulu kuyamangalisa.
Ngolunye usuku ekuseni kwenzeka into efana nalena. Phakathi nemizuzwana emibili, zonke izinsiza ziyanyamalala kuzo zombili iziphakeli, futhi inkokhelo iwa ize. Sibheka ngokushesha amaseva - ayakhala, kepha akukho lutho kuwo!
Ngaphambi kokuthi sibe nesikhathi sokuqala isethi yezinyathelo ezidingekayo, sizwa ukumemeza okukhulu "BULALA, MFUNDI!"; umlawuli omkhulu wawo wonke amaseva ugijimela egumbini lomsebenzi, akhiphe ukhiye we-electronic wegumbi le-turbine eshalofini futhi agijimele lapho.
Ngokushesha ngemva kwalokhu, ukuqapha kubuyela kokujwayelekile.
Nakhu okwenzekile: isisebenzi esisha senhlangano enenkontileka, ebesilungisa iphakethe lemishini emisha ebonakalayo, sababela makheli e-IP alandelanayo amile, ukusuka ku-x.x.x.1 ukuya ku-x.x.x.100. “Umfundi” wayengazi ngamakheli angcwele angathinteki, futhi akuzange kubonakale kubantu bakudala ukuthi othile angangena kuwo kanjalo.
Isevisi ye-Antispam
Hawu, amashifu ebusuku! Ngangibathanda futhi ngibazonda, ngoba kwakungu-50/50: noma umsebenzi ohleliwe kumishini, lapho uthatha ingxenye esebenzayo, usiza unjiniyela ngobuchopho obuthongo nezandla ezithuthumelayo, noma ukuthula nokuzola. Ababhalisile balele, izinto zokusebenza ziyasebenza, akukho okuphukile, isikhulu esisebenzayo sikhululekile.
Umsebenzi uhamba ngokohlelo.
Ngolunye usuku, lokhu kuzola kwaphakathi kwamabili kuphazanyiswa ucingo oluya ocingweni lwehhovisi: sawubona, bayakuhlupha bevela kwa-Sberbank, i-SIM khadi yakho, okuthunyelwa ngayo izexwayiso, iyekile ukusebenza.
Lokhu bekukudala, nangaphambi kokwethulwa kokuxhumana kwe-IP esangweni le-SMS. Ngakho-ke, ukuze u-Sber akwazi ukuthumela i-SMS enombolweni yayo edumile engu-900, bathatha i-SIM khadi enikeziwe (okungenzeka ukuthi, ngaphezu kweyodwa), bayixhume kumodemu ye-GSM, futhi yasebenza kanjalo.
Kulungile, ngayamukela inkinga futhi ngaqala ukumba. Okokuqala, ngibheka isimo se-SIM khadi ekukhokheni, ivinjiwe. Yini isihogo - eduze kwayo kukhona umbhalo obomvu othi "UNGAVIMBI" kanye nesixhumanisi esiya ku-oda le-archdemon evamile. Hawu, kuyathakazelisa ngempela lokho.
Ngibheka isizathu sokuvinjwa, ngenze indlu emashiya ami futhi ngihambe ngiye ehhovisi elilandelayo, lapho intombazane evela emnyangweni wokukhwabanisa igqolozele umqapha.
"Lenochka," ngimtshela, "kungani uvimbele iSberbank?"
Udidekile: bathi kufike isikhalo sokuthi ugaxekile uphuma kunombolo 900. Hhayi-ke ngayivimba, bazoyilungisa ekuseni.
Futhi uthi - izikhalazo zababhalisile azinakwa!
Baphinde bavula iSIM khadi, kunjalo.
Indaba ethusayo kakhulu
Lapho ngiqala ukuthola umsebenzi, mina nabanye abasanda kuhlanganyela sanikezwa okuthile okufana nohambo lokuzijwayeza. Babonisa izinto zokusebenza: amaseva, ama-air conditioner, ama-inverters, izicishamlilo. Babonise isiteshi sesisekelo esasime kwelinye lamagumbi okuhlola ukuze kuhlolwe, bechaza ukuthi nakuba ama-transmitter avuliwe ngamandla amancane, kungcono ukungangeni emnyango oskriniwe ngalesi sikhathi. Bachaza isakhiwo senethiwekhi yeselula, mayelana namandla amakhulu kanye nesipele, mayelana nokubekezelelana kwamaphutha, kanye neqiniso lokuthi inethiwekhi iklanyelwe ukusebenza ngisho nangemva kwebhomu le-athomu. Angazi noma lokhu kushiwo ngenjongo yokukusho noma kwakuyiqiniso, kodwa kwahlala ekhanda lami.
Futhi ngempela: kungakhathaliseki ukuthi hlobo luni lwezinto eziphambene okwenzekile endaweni, inethiwekhi yezwi yeVolga yayihlala isebenza ngokuqhubekayo. Angiyena uchwepheshe wezokuxhumana, kodwa ngiyazi ukuthi okokusebenza (kokubili iziteshi eziyisisekelo namatheminali eklayenti) yakhelwe ukusinda “izwi” eliphezulu. Ingabe amandla ku-BS aphelile? Izonciphisa amandla, ishintshele kusethi/amabhethri ejeneretha yedizili, ivale ukuhanjiswa kwethrafikhi yephakethe, kodwa izwi lizoqhubeka. Ingabe uyisikile ikhebula? Isisekelo sizoshintshela esiteshini somsakazo esanele izwi. Ifoni ilahlekile i-BS? Uzokwandisa amandla futhi aphenye umoya aze axhume embhoshongweni (noma aze akhiphe ibhethri). njll.
Kodwa ngolunye usuku izibani ehhovisi zalokoza, futhi kwaduma umshini wokuphehla udizili emgwaqweni. Wonke umuntu waphuthuma ukuyobheka kabusha i-Hardware yakhe: akukho lutho olubucayi olwenzekile engxenyeni ye-IT, kodwa kusukela ekuqashweni kwe-BS kube khona “i-awk” edidekile. Bese-ke: "bafo, ZONKE izisekelo zethu ziphansi, hlola ukuxhumana."
Sikhipha omakhalekhukhwini bethu - akukho siginali.
Sizama i-IP telephony - akukho ukufinyelela kwezokuxhumana ngeselula.
Ayikho inethiwekhi. Kube bonke. Akukho ndawo.
Ngikhumbula amazwi mayelana nokuqhunyiswa kwebhomu le-athomu, ngilindile imizuzwana embalwa ukuze igagasi lokushaqisa lifinyelele kithi - ngesizathu esithile angikwazanga ukucabanga nganoma yisiphi esinye isizathu sokulahleka kwenethiwekhi. Kwakwethusa futhi kunelukuluku ngesikhathi esifanayo: ngandlela-thile ngaqonda ukuthi ngangingeke ngibe naso isikhathi sokwenza noma yini. Abanye abafana nabo babedidekile; akekho owayeqonda lutho.
Kwakungekho gagasi lokuqhuma. Ngemva kokushaqeka okwemizuzwana emihlanu, saphuthuma ocingweni lwenethiwekhi yedolobha olunezintambo olwalutholakala ukuze senze kanjalo, futhi saqala ukushayela amahhovisi ezifunda. Inethiwekhi yedolobha, ngenhlanhla, yasebenza, kodwa ezifundeni baqinisekisa: yonke iSamara "ifile", akukho hardware i-pinging noma ukudayela.
Emizuzwini emihlanu kamuva, omunye wonjiniyela bamandla waletha lezi zindaba: kube nomlilo endaweni ethile esikhungweni sikagesi, kwanqanyulwa ugesi okungenani kulo lonke elaseSamara, futhi mhlawumbe nesifunda. Kukhishwe umoya; futhi lapho kushintshwa amandla okugodla kwenzeka, bahogela ngisho nokuhogela.
Enye indaba esabekayo (kodwa eyisiphukuphuku esincane).
I-fakap enkulu kakhulu enkumbulweni yami yenzeke phakathi komugqa oqondile olandelayo nalona osuziro. Ngaleso sikhathi, babesanda kwethula isici ngokuthumela imibuzo nge-SMS, ngakho-ke balungiselela ukukhuphuka komthwalo kunethiwekhi kusengaphambili: bahlola kabili futhi balungisa yonke into, futhi isonto lonke ngaphambi kosuku X bavimbela noma yimuphi umsebenzi. ngaphandle kwezimo eziphuthumayo. Iphrothokholi efanayo isetshenziswa kunoma yiziphi izimo lapho umthwalo owengeziwe ulindelwe, isibonelo, ngamaholide. Futhi konjiniyela abasemsebenzini, kuyafana nosuku lokuphumula, ngoba lapho imishini ingathinteki, akukho okwenzekayo kuyo, futhi noma kwenzeka, bonke ochwepheshe bahlala ehhovisi kusengaphambili uma kwenzeka.
Ngokuvamile, sihlezi, silalele umholi kazwelonke, futhi ungakhathazeki nganoma yini.
U-"F***" othulile uvela kuma-switchboard operators.
Ngiyazibuka - "f***" ngempela: inethiwekhi yekhampasi iwile.
Ngomzuzwana, yonke into iyafa (ngaleso sikhathi kwakungekho meme mayelana Natasha namakati, kodwa kwakuyoba usizo). Ingxenye yomsebenzisi yenethiwekhi iyanyamalala, futhi ingxenye yezobuchwepheshe iyanyamalala. Ngokuthuthumela okukhulayo, sizama ukubheka ukuthi yini esele isebenza, futhi ngemva kokubheka, sifinyelela kwikhabhinethi ibhodlela elifihliwe le-cognac yokwelapha: kusele izingcingo zezwi kuphela (ngikutshelile, ziqinile!), Konke okunye kufile. . Ayikho i-intanethi - ayikho i-GPRS yokubhalisa, noma i-fiber, eyabelwe abahlinzeki abangaphansi abambalwa. Ama-SMS awathunyelwa. Imbongolo! Sibiza izifunda - zinenethiwekhi, kodwa aziyiboni i-Samara.
Phakathi nengxenye yehora, ukuphela kwezwe kwacishe kwabonakala. Abantu abayizigidi eziyishumi abavele baphuke yonke into futhi abangakwazi ukungena esikhungweni sezingcingo ngenxa yokuthi amatheminali ezwi esikhungweni sezingcingo asebenza nge-VOIP.
Futhi lokhu ngesikhathi senkulumo yombusi omnyama kakhulu! Okunye ukunqoba koMnyango Wezwe kanye no-Obama mathupha!
Ochwepheshe abasebenza emsebenzini bagxumela kusukela ekuqaleni futhi basebenza kahle kakhulu: kungakapheli ihora inethiwekhi yaphila.
Ukuhlasela okunjalo akusona isifunda, noma ngisho nezinga lesifunda, kufanele kubikwe eMoscow ngayo yonke imininingwane kanye nokukhishwa kwabenzi bokubi. Ngakho-ke, labo ababambe iqhaza ophenyweni babenqatshelwe ukukhuluma iqiniso ngaphansi kobuhlungu bokuxoshwa, futhi umbiko wabhalwa we-Civil Defense, ogcwele amanzi nenkungu, okuvela kuyo ngandlela-thile ukuthi "kuyona, akukho muntu." kuyicala.”
Okwenzekile ngempela: omunye wabaphathi ubesephelelwa yisikhathi sokuqalisa futhi ubelahlekelwa amabhonasi ngenxa yabo. Futhi baphula umphathi womphathi, njalonjalo; Ngakho-ke, bacindezela omunye wonjiniyela abasha, bemtshela ukuthi axhumanise amanethiwekhi adingekayo “ngenkathi kuthulekile yonke into.” Unjiniyela akazange alinge ukuphikisa, noma ngisho ukufuna umyalelo obhaliwe: lokhu kwaba iphutha lakhe lokuqala. Okwesibili, wenze iphutha lapho elungiselela i-Cisco ukude, wathola imiphumela yerekhodi ye-fakap ngesikhathi esifushane kakhulu.
Ngokwazi kwami akekho owajeziswa.
Iholidi liza kithi
Amaholide, njengoba sengishilo, bekulokhu kuyizinsuku ezikhethekile kithi. Ngezinsuku ezinjalo, umthwalo kunethiwekhi ukhula kakhulu, inani lezingcingo zokuhalalisela kanye ne-SMS lidlula ophahleni. Angazi ukuthi kunjani manje, ngokuthuthukiswa kokuxhumana kwe-intanethi, kodwa ngoSuku Lonyaka Omusha kuphela, i-opsos yakhipha inhlawulo ebaluleke kakhulu ngezingcingo zokuhalalisela.
Ngakho-ke, ngobusuku Bangaphambi Kukancibijane, onjiniyela abavela kuyo yonke iminyango babehlale besemsebenzini (futhi ngaphandle kwehhovisi kwakukhona amaqembu alungele ukuphusha ezinkundleni zeqhwa ukuze aqede ingozi esiteshini esisesigodini sase-drischi encane). Ochwepheshe bezindleko, abalawuli bezingxenyekazi zekhompuyutha, abasebenza ngamapayipi esofthiwe, ochwepheshe benethiwekhi, abashintshi, ochwepheshe bezinsizakalo, osonkontileka abasekelayo - isidalwa ngasinye sinesidalwa. Futhi uma izimo zivuma, balenga egumbini lethu lomsebenzi, bebuka kumishini yethu yokuqapha ukwanda kwethrafikhi kulandela izindawo zesikhathi kuso sonke isifunda saseVolga.
Izikhathi ezintathu noma ezine ngobusuku besigubha uNyaka Omusha, nokho, lokhu bekungeyona imikhosi eminingi njengokulindela ukwethuka: ingabe imishini izomelana nokugcwala ngokweqile, ingabe izoxhumanisa ikhefu leketango lobuchwepheshe eliyinkimbinkimbi...
USasha, owayephethe ukukhokha, wayethukile ngokukhethekile. Yena, ngokomthetho, wayehlale ebukeka sengathi impilo yakhe yonke yayichithwa emthanjeni oluhlaza, ngoba kwakudingeka alungise zonke izinto ezinhle ezenzeka ngokukhokhisa, abe nomthwalo wemfanelo yazo zonke izingxabano, wayevuswa kaningi kunabanye. ebusuku; ngokuvamile, Angazi kanjani noma kungani wayesebenza lapho esebenza. Mhlawumbe wayekhokhelwe imali eningi, noma umndeni wawubanjwe. Kodwa ngalobo busuku ngangivame ukuba nomuzwa wokuthi uma uchofoza uSasha ngozipho, khona-ke ngenxa yokungezwani kwangaphakathi ayenqwabelene kuye, wayezoba uthuli. Ngecala elinjalo elingajabulisi, sinomshanelo, kodwa okwamanje sifika emsebenzini, sikhotha i-cognac elinde isikhathi sethu.
Ihora nehora, konke ukukhuphuka komthwalo kwadlula, wonke umuntu waqala ukubheka kabusha amasistimu abo. Iswishi iba mnyama: yonke ithrafikhi yokukhokha inyamalele kwelinye lamaswishi esifunda. Futhi lena idatha mayelana nazo zonke izingcingo ezidlule ekushintsheni; zibhalwa efayeleni, elilayishwa ngeziqephu nge-FTP (uxolo, kodwa ngokwethenjwa) ku-BRT ukuze ishaje.
Umhambisi, ecabanga umthamo we-turpentine enema azonikezwa ngenxa yokulahlekelwa ingxenye yemali engenayo yonyaka omusha wesifunda sonke, waqala ukuthuthumela. Ephendukela ku-Sasha, wakhuluma nesikhulu esihlonishwayo sikaMnu. Billing ngezwi eligcwele ithemba elijabulisayo: “Sasha, ngicela ubheke, mhlawumbe i-BRT ikwazile ukwehliswa amanani? O, bheka, ngicela!”
USasha wathatha i-cognac, wadla isemishi le-caviar, wayihlafuna kancane futhi, ehlahle amehlo ngenxa yeqiniso lokuthi wayengenalo ilunga, waphendula: "Sengiwahlolile, awekho amafayela... ”.
(I-proofreader yami emangalisayo yabuza ukuthi kwenzekeni ku-switcher empofu. Oh, isiphetho sakhe sasibi kakhulu: wagwetshwa isonto lonke esebenza emgqeni wokuqala wokusekelwa kwesikhungo sezingcingo, engavunyelwe ukufunga. Brrr!)
Phonsa itshe ongenasono
Ngokusekelwe kulezi zindaba, umuntu angase abe nombono wokuthi amina mathupha noma abanye abantu ababesemsebenzini ababenecala. Akukho lutho olunjalo, abaluncela, kodwa ngandlela-thile ngaphandle kwe-epic ezithakazelisayo nemiphumela. Lo msebenzi ubuthathwa njengofanele abafundi bayizolo abangenawo ubuchopho nesipiliyoni, ibingekho into ethathwa isisebenzi esinjalo, bebezomxosha ejoyintini - ngakho akulona iqiniso ukuthi uzohlakanipha. Kodwa ukusola amaphutha abo emsebenzini kwakuyisiyalo sezemidlalo esihlukile konjiniyela: bageje uphawu, abakuqondanga, abazange babazise ngesikhathi, ngakho bajezise. “Isikhulu esisebenza emsebenzini” sasilwazi kahle ubuciko bokwenza izaba; kwakungaphumeleli ngaso sonke isikhathi, kodwa wonke umuntu wayekuqonda konke. Ngakho-ke, yandizela - kodwa, njengomthetho, ngaphandle kwemiphumela emibi.
Silungisa okunye "ukwehluleka" ekushintsheni kwamashifu.
Eminyakeni eminingana ngisebenza lapho, ngikhumbula amacala amathathu lapho othile exoshwa emnyangweni.
Ngolunye usuku unjiniyela owayesebenza ebusuku wanquma ukuphuza ubhiya, kwabe sekungena umqondisi wezobuchwepheshe egunjini lomsebenzi wangena. Kwesinye isikhathi ubengena kanjena avele athi sawubona (kube sengathi uqale nabaphathi bomsebenzi). Ngashisa umfana ngekani likabhiya, ngacofa ucingo, ngaxosha. Asizange siphinde siphuze ubhiya ebusuku.
Ngesinye isikhathi, umqhubi we-switchboard osemsebenzini weqe ingozi embi kakhulu. Angisakhumbuli imininingwane.
Futhi okwesithathu - ekupheleni komsebenzi wami lapho. Izimo zokusebenza zantengantenga kakhulu, kwaba nokushintshashintsha kwezimali kanye nesikhathi esengeziwe esibi kakhulu. Ngezinye izikhathi abantu babesebenza amahora angu-12, bese belala amahora angu-XNUMX baphinde baqhubeke nomsebenzi wansuku zonke. Mina ngokwami ngasebenza kanje inqobo nje uma impilo yami ivuma futhi ikhokhelwa; base beyeka ukukhokha isikhathi esengeziwe (ngokwejwayelekile bathembisa isinxephezelo ngokuhamba kwesikhathi uma kungenzeka - kodwa wonke umuntu waqonda ukuthi akekho oyoke ahambe), futhi baphoqeleka ukuba baphume emsebenzini cishe ngezinsongo. Omunye unjiniyela akakwazanga ukumela i-cuckoo, wasukuma endaweni yakhe yokusebenza phakathi neshifu yakhe waya ekhaya unomphela, endleleni wabheka ehhovisi lenhloko yenkonzo wamthumelela izincwadi ezintathu. Ngikhumbula i-mail lapho lo njiniyela kwathiwa uyi-fascist nembuka ngemuva kweqiniso, kuyo yonke imigqa yayifundeka ukuthi iziphathimandla zashiswa kanjani isenzo esinjalo.
Ngokuphathelene nokucabanga kwami siqu, isigameko esisodwa esangigqamisa ngenxa yokungajwayelekile kwaso. Futhi, umsebenzi wasebusuku, yonke into ithule, akwenzeki lutho. Ekushintsheni kweshifti sihlola ukuqapha: eshu, ukucutshungulwa kwedatha kusuka kumaswishi kwawa ebusuku, kuhle ukuthi ukukhanya okubomvu sekunesikhathi eside kukhanya. Ngabheka lesi siginali ubusuku bonke futhi angizange ngisibone noma okuthile. Naphezu kweqiniso lokuthi lokhu kwakungenye yokuqapha okusobala kakhulu nokubonakalayo, namanje angiqondi ukuthi kungani ngingakubonanga.
Bezingekho izaba zokwenziwa lapha, ijoyinti belimsulwa futhi lingamaphesenti ayikhulu, ingozi yesigaba sesihlanu futhi maningi amathuba okuthi axoshwe. Ngemva kwamahora ayishumi nambili omsebenzi wasebusuku kwaze kwaba sekudleni kwasemini, bangihlukumeza futhi bangiphoqa ukuba ngibhale amaphuzu achazayo. Njengoba kwakungekho muntu owayengakholwa iqiniso, kwadingeka ngiqhamuke nohlobo oluthile lokubhuquza okwathi ngenxa yokulimala, ngasebenzisa kakhulu umuthi wokudambisa izinhlungu ngazumeka. Umphathi wenkonzo wangithethisa ehhovisi lakhe, nje yonke into isibheke ekuxoshweni - kodwa kwagcina sekukhuzwa nokuphucwa amabhonasi. Ngaleso sikhathi, uMega wayeseneminyaka embalwa engawaboni amabhonasi, ngakho angizange ngilimale.
Ngikhumbula isiqephu sokufika komqondisi wezobuchwepheshe: ngobunye ubusuku abanye obomvu bagoqana egumbini lomsebenzi futhi baqala ukumemeza ukuthi sihlezi singakhiyiwe (igumbi lomsebenzi akufanele livalelwe ngokomthetho), ukuthi siyizinyamazane lapha, nokuthi ekuseni wayelindele kithi sonke amanothi achazayo mayelana nawo wonke amaphutha ethu. Lo mbala obomvu wayeyinhloko yophiko lwezokuphepha, WASHIKA. Ngemva kokuklabalasa, isikhulu sezokuphepha sabalekela ebumnyameni, futhi ekuseni sabuza umphathi wethu, “Kufanele senzeni?” “Mklolode,” ephendula, kwaba ukuphela kwesigameko.
Ngiwuphule kanjani umnyango
Ngalezo zinsuku, i-bashorg (ngaleso sikhathi eyayise-bash.org.ru, hhayi lokho eyikho manje) kwakuyinsiza yehlelo. Izingcaphuno zivele lapho cishe umbhangqwana ngenyanga, futhi UBE NOWAKHO! I-QUOTE!!! EMHLABENI!!! bekupholile njengokuthi, uma unesizinda sakho sezinga lesibili ngo-2000. Leyo bashorg yayiyi-IT-anime ngandlela thize, nakuba yayihlekisa kuwo wonke umuntu.
Njalo ekuseni ukusebenza kukanjiniyela omncane (okungukuthi, owami) waqala ngokufunda i-bashorg - imizuzwana engamashumi amathathu yokuhleka ngaphambi kwamahora ayishumi nambili okuhlupheka.
Uzakwethu wake wangibuza ukuthi ngigigitheka ngani. Ngimbonise ukuthi yini. Uthumele isixhumanisi emnyangweni.
Umsebenzi wama izinsuku ezimbalwa: okwangimangaza ukuthi akekho noyedwa ozakwethu owayesazi nge-bash kuze kube yileso sikhathi. Kwaba nohleko egunjini lomsebenzi: “Ah-haha-haha, patch KDE, ahaha-haha!” “Igogo-hamba, minza amagwababa ngemercury, bgegegeg!” Kwalahleka usuku lokusebenza, kodwa ngakolunye uhlangothi, ukuphila kwabo kwanwetshwa ngokuphawulekayo.
Ibhonasi yalabo abaqeda ukufunda
Khumbula, ngezikhathi zentshebe kwakukhona ihlaya elidumile: "Ngibona ama-C amabili e-Norton, ngicabanga - kungani ngidinga amabili? Hhayi-ke, ngiyisulile!” Kungikhumbuza kakhulu enye yezindaba engizikhonzile, engingazixoxelwa yimi, kodwa yimina. Futhi ngaso sonke isikhathi kuyahlekisa njengeyokuqala:
18+, kodwa awukwazi ukusula amagama engomeni
P.S
Lezi zindaba ziyiqoqo elicutshunguliwe lokunye okuthunyelwe okuvela esiteshini sami se-TG. Kwesinye isikhathi umdlalo ofanayo uyangena lapho; Angisho lutho, kodwa Ngizoyishiya noma kunjalo.
Nibe noLwesihlanu oluhle nonke nonke!
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