Bangane abathandekayo, ngiyajabula ukunibona futhi. Ngokwami, ngangikukhumbula ngempela ukuxhumana kwethu. Ukungabi khona kwami isikhathi eside kulo mthombo kubangelwa ukuthutheleka okukhulu kweziguli. Phakathi kwazo, engikujabulelayo ukuphawula, kwakukhona abafundi abaningi bezihloko zami zangaphambilini. Futhi ngisho, ngingalokotha ngisho, bahlaziyi!
Okwangishukumisela ukuba ngiphinde ngithathe ipeni lami yiqiniso lokuthi muva nje bekumele ngibhekane nenani elikhulu ngokumangalisayo lomsebenzi wokugebenga, okuyinto, khumbula, bekungeyona mahhala, kodwa ngentengo enkulu, endaweni ethile benza amahlaya futhi bawakhohlisa. .
Yingakho namuhla ngizokuvulela umphefumulo wami. Futhi ngizobhala iqiniso. Iqiniso kuphela. IQINISO ELINCU! Ukuyibeka ngolimi olulula, oluqondakalayo kumuntu ovamile.
Ngeshwa, umphakathi awunawo umbono omuhle ngodokotela bamazinyo. Sobabili singama-hand-on nama-grabbers, sigcwalisa i-Porschkayens yethu nge-petroli engu-120-octane ngama-ruble angu-666 ilitha. Yebo, konke lokho kuyiqiniso. Ngiyacasuka futhi ngiyayithethisa i-sturgeon ngezindleko eziphakeme ze-caviar yayo. Ukudlala nje, kunjalo. Ngikucela nje ukuthi uthathe izeluleko zami nezifaniso esihlokweni ngokungathí sina. Futhi endaweni ethile ngokumamatheka.
Zama ukuthi ungafundi phakathi kwemigqa. Ukuthuka ozakwethu? Yebo, kungenzeka. Ababhali beminye "yemisebenzi" evezwe ngezansi bafanelwe ngokugcwele i-enema enezinaliti zegramophone. Okuyikho engikusho ngobuqotho. Fuck lokhu kuziphatha kwebhizinisi okunonya.
Ungathanda ukuthola “umsebenzi” ofana nalo?
Noma kanje?
Kodwa ngizokutshela okwengeziwe ngalo "msebenzi":
Lesi isibonelo salokho okungafanele ukwenze.
Ukufakwa ku-engeli enzima, i-axis yayo ayihambisani nezimbazo zamazinyo "omdabu". Umthwalo, ngokusekelwe kumgomo we-lever, usakazwa ngokungalungile, futhi umqhele unomumo we-anatomical ongavamile - onamaphethelo angaphezulu, lapho ukudla noqwembe luvaleka khona.
Ukuvuvukala kuyaqala futhi, ngenxa yalokho, ukulahlekelwa izicubu zethambo nezinsini ezungeze isithombo. Bambalwa kini abangafuna ukukhokha imali ngomsebenzi ozogcina uwele ezintshebeni. Ngisho nokuhlukana komuntu ngamunye ngeke kusize lapha.
Ucabanga ukuthi yini ehlanganisa lezi zimfanelo ezintathu ezingabazekayo zomsebenzi?
Uzothola impendulo yalo mbuzo ngokufunda isihloko sami...
Yeka indlela okucasula ngayo okumangalisayo ngezinye izikhathi kungenza ngibone ukuthi abantu, bezama ukonga imali, empeleni bakhokha inani eliphindwe kabili, futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo baphoqeleka ukuba balahlekelwe izinzwa zabo, isikhathi sabo esiyigugu, nempilo yabo ngokuphindaphindiwe. Ngemuva kwakho konke, noma yikuphi ukungenelela kokuhlinzwa, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi kuyini futhi kungakhathaliseki ukuthi yimuphi umtholampilo we-SuperMegaHyperNanoBomb (nama-geishas, abaphathi abamnyama, abasizi abanqunu noma izindlovu) kuyenziwa, kusalokhu kungukukhohlisa kokuhlinzwa, futhi umtholampilo uwuhlelo. isikhungo sezokwelapha lapho, Kufanele uvume ukuthi noma yimuphi umuntu ojwayelekile angathanda ukuthinta kancane ngangokunokwenzeka. Kunezinto ezithakazelisayo kakhulu ekuphileni ongachitha isikhathi sakho kuzo. Futhi imali.
Pho kungani izindleko zenqubo efanayo zingahluka emitholampilo yamazinyo ehlukene? Ngesisekelo sokuthi yiziphi izici uhlu lwamanani (ithegi yamanani) olwakhiwe futhi kungani kubaluleke kakhulu ukuthi ungabheki izinombolo kwasekuqaleni.
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Amathuluzi nezinto zokwakha
Ngizokunikeza udaba lwangempela ngokuzijwayeza - umngane wami wesikole ucele usizo ngemuva kokuzwa ukuthi kade ngisebenza njengodokotela ohlinzayo ofakelwayo. Ubaba wakhe ufakwe izimila endaweni yamazinyo yangasese ehloniphekile okokugcina ngokulandelana. Izinga lokusinda - 50%. Babheja ababili - oyedwa uyawa. Baphinde babheje abane futhi bathole ababili. Kodwa akubizi. Kodwa futhi akujabulisi kakhulu. Yiqiniso, ukulungiswa kwalezi zijeziso kwenziwa ngaphakathi kohlaka lwewaranti, kodwa isiguli sasikhathele kancane. Kwanqunywa ukuthi kuqhutshekwe nokwelashwa kanye nathi. Ngemva kokwenza ngokucophelela zonke izivivinyo ezidingekayo, ngaphetha ngokuthi, ngezinga eliphezulu lokungenzeka, ukwehluleka kwakungenxa yephutha labasiki be-implantological cutters, ababesetshenziswa ukwakha umbhede wokufakelwa, okuholele ekushiseni ngokweqile. ithambo le-cortical - i-necrosis yayo. Ngenxa yalokho, izicubu zethambo zalahlekelwa ukudla okunomsoco futhi i-osseointegration ayizange ibe khona-ukuhlanganiswa kwezicubu zethambo ne-surface embi yokufakelwa. Oh b@!@# - Ngethembisa... Ngokunembayo, kwakungenxa yephutha lezimbobo ezigugile, ezazisetshenziswa ukubhoboza izimbobo, zona, izikulufu ze-titanium zazifinywé, njengokungathi zifakwa odongeni. Ngaphandle nje kwe-chop. Futhi konke lokhu kubi kwenzeka kuphela ngoba umuntu omubi wanquma ukonga imali futhi “wakhohlwa” ukuthenga abasiki abasha nabacijile abacwebezelayo.
Ngicabanga ukuthi isimo esinama-burs kanye nawo wonke amathuluzi okuphotha, ukuphotha, ukusika kulelo hhovisi angcono.
Lokhu kuholela eqinisweni lokuthi lapho uzama ukususa, isibonelo, izinyo lokuhlakanipha, okuyinto, njengomthetho, idinga ukuhlukaniswa () inkinga efanayo isavela. Amagobolondo abuthuntu, amnyama ngenxa yokushisa ngokweqile, ayajamu, futhi ayaphuka ngesikhathi sokusebenza. Esikhundleni semizuzu engu-15 yokususwa, sithola wonke angu-40 kanye nomjovo owengeziwe wokubulala izinzwa kanye nengxenye ephukile yomshini oshisisa kakhulu ngemva kwesihlathi, (okungcono kakhulu) njengebhonasi.
Kuyindaba efanayo ekwelapheni - emva kwakho konke, sonke sikhumbula iphunga lamazinyo ashisiwe emtholampilo wamazinyo, lapho uthuli lukhuni futhi asikwazi ukuhogela. Ngokuvamile angithuli mayelana nokunemba kokucutshungulwa kwemigodi ye-carious - lapho i-bur bur ifakwa ethiphu eliphukile, elixekethile, sithola imbobo esikhundleni sembobo ehlanzekile, emsulwa. Njenge-ex yakho.
Umnotho ophelele. Kodwa amanani aphansi, abantu beza ngokuzithandela...
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Izinsiza
Imininingwane ebalulekile ekunqumeni izindleko zokugcina zezinsizakalo ukuba khona noma ukungabikho kwegumbi le-X-ray eligcwele ngokugcwele, okuhlanganisa umshini we-CBCT (cone beam computed tomography) wokuxilongwa kwekhwalithi ephezulu kanye nokuhlela ukwelashwa okulungile. Akekho udokotela wamazinyo ozihloniphayo ozoqala kokubili ukufakelwa kanye nokwelashwa komsele wezimpande ngaphandle kwalesi sithombe. Uma lo mshini owusizo kakhulu ungekho emtholampilo, lungiselela ukuzulazula usuka emtholampilo uye emtholampilo (noma ezikhungweni zokuxilonga ezikhethekile) lapho lutholakala khona lolu cingo. Okungukuthi, njengoba sonke siqonda, akuyona i-camilleaux. Ngomzuzwana, idivayisi enjalo ibiza ama-ruble ayizigidi ezingu-5 nangaphezulu. Kodwa awukwazi ukuyithenga futhi wonge imali.
Abaningi benu bazothi: “Pfft, ngiqhamuke necebo, ingabe waba nomhobholo kakhulu noma okuthile? Akunzima kimi ukuya esikhungweni esikhethekile ukuze ngithathe isithombe.” Ngiyavuma, kodwa ukuya esikhungweni esikhethekile ukuyothatha isithombe njengoba kuhleliwe kuyinto eyodwa.
Kuhluke ngokuphelele uma:
- Ubuhlungu obukhulu, bese emnyango bayakutshela: “thatha isithombe kwenye indawo, bese uyabuya!” Okungenani, le “enye indawo” ingase ingabi esakhiweni esilandelayo. Ubani ongathanda lesi simo sengqondo? Ukuya kudokotela wamazinyo kuhlale kunengcindezi, ikakhulukazi lapho ubekezelele izinhlungu ubusuku bonke futhi ekugcineni (!!!) wafika emtholampilo, lapho ucabanga ukuthi bazokusiza, kodwa-ke - “akukho thuluzi, kodwa uhlezi lapho, isimo sengqondo esihle nesimnandi!”
- Lapho kudingekile ukulawula ukwelashwa kwezinyo, noma ukulawula ukusebenza kanye nesimo sokufakelwa, isibonelo.
Ingabe uzohamba “nezinaliti” emlonyeni wakho kanye nedamu lenjoloba (“isikhafu” esihlukanisa izinyo kuwo wonke umgodi womlomo) uye endaweni eseduze? Kodwa akumele wenze lokhu kulawula. Bese uzizwe ukhululekile ukusho ezinyo, "bye-bye!"
Kodwa amanani aphansi, abantu beza ngokuzithandela...
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Ukuvala inzalo
Ngizonaka ngokukhethekile i-CSO (Central Sterilization Department). Kunjalo, yonke indawo. Kodwa yimuphi?
I-autoclave yasendulo eyayisetshenziswa, ethengwe esitolo esithengisa izinto. Ayishaywa, ayipendiwe. Umnikazi oyedwa, futhi lowo ugogo omdala waseJalimane, owathi ngezimpelasonto abulala izimbiza zokugingqa kuwo amasoseji aseBavaria. Ayisabambi izinga lokushisa elidingekayo noma ingcindezi.
Ngenxa yalokho, angeke kukhulunywe nganoma iyiphi inzalo. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ku-CSC evamile kufanele kube nenqwaba yemishini ekhethekile nezisombululo eziklanyelwe ukuqinisekisa ukuthi, noma ngabe zonke izakhamizi zeziteshi ezintathu nabesifazane bazo abanomthwalo wemfanelo ophansi emphakathini belashwa ngaphambi kwakho, ngeke ungenwe yileli gciwane. noma yini emva kwabo.
Kodwa amanani aphansi, abantu beza ngokuzithandela...
Ukudonsa phansi kweLyrical
Ngolunye usuku ngaya enhloko-dolobha yamasiko, e-Griboyedov Canal, ukuze ngiyophakela ama-drakes nge-bun, kanye namadada awo. Ngisababaza ubuhle beBandla loMsindisi ngeGazi Elichithiweyo, angizange ngibone ukuthi ibhanisi elimnandi alisekho.
Uxolo, ama-drakes namadada abo. Ngokuzayo ngizokuphakela nakanjani. Kodwa akunjalo ngempela. Ngemva kokuqabuleka, ngavakashela engangifunda naye ekilasini owayesebenza njengodokotela ohlinzayo emtholampilo owaziwayo. Ngizothini bakwethu. Okulandelayo kuzoba nodoti nentuthu.
Ngeqa unqenqema lomgwaqo ngingene ngomnyango ongaphambili...
- Eee! Gqoka amakhava ezicathulo zakho! Ngizwa izwi lomuntu. Kuphakathi kokuthi ideski lokwamukela izivakashi liphakeme, noma intombazane ikhohlwe ukusukuma, kodwa ngangesaba ngempela ukumemeza kwentukuthelo. Futhi ngokumbatha amahloni nje ngifaka izembozo zezicathulo futhi ngibuyela egumbini lokulinda lokwamukela izivakashi, ngabona ukuthi iphunga ebelilokhu lingikhathaza kusukela ngesikhathi sokuvakasha alibangelwanga ukuhlaselwa kokwesaba kwami, kodwa ngamapayipi aphuma endaweni evuzayo engaphansi kweSt. Petersburg ipayipi lendle. Ngifuna ikhofi! Umzimba wawuhalela inkomishi yekhefi eshisayo, eqinile, enephunga elimnandi. Kodwa ngisho nalapha kuyabheda.
I-3 ku-1 ikhofi kanye nezikhwama ze-Lipton, ezinikezwa ukuthi zigcwaliswe ngamanzi ashisayo avela ku-cooler, zidikibalise zonke izifiso.
Kodwa, ngeshwa, angikwazanga ukubona umqaphi wokuhlanzeka ngokobulili ngaleso sikhathi. Futhi ibhakede eligcwele izembozo zezicathulo ezisetshenzisiwe laba yimpumelelo.
Kodwa kungase kuhluke. Ngaphandle kwezembozo zezicathulo, ngoba kukhona abantu abakhethekile abathola amaholo okuhlanza. Ngekhofi elihle ukuthi noma yisiphi isitolo sekhofi sedolobha elikhulu sizoba nomona. I-Multi-stage air purification system kanye ne-aromatization system. Abaphathi abaqeqeshwe kahle. Futhi isimo esimnandi, esiphumuzayo lapho ukhohlwa khona ukuthi usemtholampilo wamazinyo. Ukuthi iyafaneleka yini imali noma cha kukuwe ukuthi unqume.
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Ukuqasha kanye nezinsiza
Ngokuphambene nenkolelo evamile yokuthi ukuqasha enkabeni yeMoscow kungakhuphula intengo yokugcina izikhathi eziningana, ngiyavuma ukuthi lokhu kuwukucasula. Ngoba umehluko ezindlekweni zokuqasha ngu-500 sq.m. maphakathi neMoscow nasemaphethelweni ayo yinani elingakhuphula izindleko zokuqokwa okukodwa ngama-ruble ayi-100. I-"Super-rent" izikhokhela yona emahoreni ambalwa okusebenza komtholampilo, ngikholwe.
Hlobo luni lokunyuka komhlaba wonke ezindlekweni zokwelashwa esingakhuluma ngakho? Buza - ngikwazi kanjani lokhu? Esithombeni sesihloko, indawo yami ebuhlungu imbozwe umlenze womfazi womsunguli womtholampilo. Ungamtsheli nje ngakho.
Manje khohlwa konke engibhale ngakho ngenhla. Ngokujwayelekile, akunandaba ukuthi uhlala kusiphi isihlalo - esinethezekile, esine-ergonomic, noma esidala, omshini wokuphakamisa waphuka eminyakeni eyi-10 edlule, futhi umbhede ukhumbule uhlaka lwezinkalo ze-hussars futhi unamamaki. kusukela ekuqubukeni kwamabhuzu abo. Futhi iphesenti lezinqubo eziphumelelayo zamazinyo alincikile kukhwalithi yekhofi yamahhala.
Kodwa angikwazanga ukubhala isihloko esivela esigabeni esisodwa.
Pho kungani imitholampilo eyahlukene kanye nodokotela abehlukene benezintengo ezahlukene zenqubo efanayo? Eqinisweni, konke akulula, kodwa kulula kakhulu.
Ake sicabange ukuthi yonke imitholampilo ekhona isebenza ngezinto ezifanayo. Futhi zikhona ngaphansi kwezimo ezifanayo - akuvamile ukuthi imitholampilo ebiza kakhulu futhi eshibhile kakhulu ibe amamitha ayishumi ukusuka komunye nomunye, ngezinye izikhathi ngisho nesakhiwo esifanayo. Futhi kungacatshangwa ukuthi bangena ezindlekweni ezifanayo zokuqasha nezokusebenza.
Uma sicabanga ukuthi basebenza ngokuvumelana nemithetho efanayo yokubeka amanani nokubala inzuzo, umehluko uvelaphi? Futhi nakhu lapho ivela khona:
Isibonelo, sinomfundi wayizolo, olungele ukusebenzela ukudla, nomsizi wakhe, odla izinsalela ngemuva komfundi, nomqondisi ekudleni okuqinile okunekhalori ephansi, noma, kalula, emanzini. Izindleko zomsebenzi zabasebenzi abanjalo zincane. Ezinsukwini zamanje kunezipesheli eziningi ezivela kochwepheshe abasafufusa (abaqeqeshwayo) abangenza “umsebenzi wobuciko” mahhala noma ngemali encane. Kodwa into eyodwa uma kuyizinwele noma izinzipho ezinezinkophe ezizokhula, kanti enye into amazinyo...
Kwelinye ikona leringi kukhona ongoti abaqoqiwe bahungwa emitholampilo yamazinyo ehamba phambili. Odokotela abafunwayo, abasizi nabaphathi abamasevisi abo adingeka kakhulu. Abasebenzi, izinga labo lomsebenzi libekwe njengesibonelo, amakhanda nezandla zabo zithenjwa izinkulungwane zeziguli. Ngeshwa, ochwepheshe abanjalo akunakwenzeka ukuthi basebenzele ukudla. Bayengelwa kude kweminye imitholampilo enezimo zokusebenza ezingcono, kuhlanganisa. kanye neholo. Futhi manje, lo mholo kufanele ukhokhelwe.
Ngithe ngisabhala lolu daba, kwavela ukuthi iNduna yami ibilwa kuLiveJournal nomnumzane oyedwa ohlonipheke ngokunganaki ngesihloko esifanayo. Angikwazi ukuzibamba kodwa ukwabelana ngesithombe-skrini. Jabulela.
Py. Sy.
Wonke umuntu, kuhlanganise nami, waqala ngokuthi "bomzhatnik". Lokhu akukuhle futhi akukubi - kuyiqiniso! Ngisebenze iminyaka eminingi ekufakweni lapho kwakungekho "manzi" (ukupholisa), kungekho "ukukhanya", kungekho "isifiso". Ngakhanyisa inkundla yokuhlinza ngethoshi elisuka kufoni yami, ngabalisa izinto zokushisisa ngisebenzisa isirinji enosawoti. isixazululo, wacela umuntu ukuba afele endishini (futhi kwakuyipuleti nje elivela endaweni yokudlela) njalo ngemva kwemizuzwana embalwa yomsebenzi.
Angisho ukuthi akunakwenzeka ukuhlangana ne-asshole endaweni yamazinyo "ebizayo", kodwa amathuba okuthi uzohlangana ne-asshole endaweni engaphansi emaphethelweni edolobha kanye nomtholampilo ophakathi nendawo awukude okufanayo. Uma ushiya ukubonisana nomuzwa wokuthi awuqondi lutho nhlobo, ngaphezu kwalokho, unemibuzo engaphezu kwalokho obunayo ngaphambili, futhi kunomuzwa odlulayo wokuthi udokotela uyi-asshole, ngakho-ke kungenzeka ukuthi kunjalo. Hamba uye komunye umtholampilo ulalele imibono yabanye ochwepheshe. Lesi kuzoba yisinqumo esifanele noma ngabe uthanda udokotela. Kuzoba khona okuzoqhathaniswa nakho. Ngale njongo, ukubonisana emitholampilo evamile kumahhala, ukuze ngemva kokulinganisa zonke izinzuzo nezingozi, uzikhethele ngokuqaphela.
Ngiyagcizelela ukuthi, vele, kubalulekile ukuthi ikhofi olitotoswayo lihle kangakanani emtholampilo wamazinyo, nokuthi amarobhothi eBoston Dynamics akuthelele yini isiphuzo esisezingeni eliphezulu, nokuthi u-Hmayak Hakobyan uhlale ebonisa izimbobo zakhe ezincane endaweni yokwamukela izivakashi.
Kodwa okubaluleke nakakhulu ABASEBENZI.
Ozithobayo, umuntu wakho ongaphakathi emhlabeni wodokotela bamazinyo,
U-Andrey Dashkov
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