Igama lami ngingu-Ivan Shkodkin. Ngisebenza futhi ngiphila njengomhleli futhi manje ngike ngaphumuza. Futhi njengoba kulindelekile, phakathi nekhefu elinjalo kufika imicabango ehlukene.
Isibonelo: ukwazi ukuthi ubhala ngaluphi ulimi lwezinhlelo, ngingasho ukuthi: uvelaphi, uhambe isikhathi esingakanani, ulimi lwakho lukuthukuthelise futhi lwakujabulisa kangakanani, uzophelelaphi. Ngikhumbula kahle ulimi lwami lokuqala lokuhlela ngineminyaka engu-4: kwakuyisando. Ngikhumbula indlela engangisebenzisa ngayo isando ukuze ngiguqule isilinda se-altimeter yendiza yokulwa ibe yikhiyubhu (umkhulu wayiletha endaweni ethile esuka enkundleni yezempi eseduze).
1. Qala
Isando kwakuyithuluzi lemilingo. Ngingakwazi ukuhlela noma iyiphi into ibe yikhiyubhu noma indiza. Ngangikwazi ukwenza izimanga ngokushaya izipikili kanye nengilazi ephukile. Omakhelwane babememeza:
- Yehlisa umoya mfana wakho! Akukho ukuthula ngenxa yentukuthelo yakhe!
Kodwa umama wayehlale engiphendula:
- Ndodana, uma ucosha isando, shaya isipikili kuze kufike ekhanda!
Futhi ngishaye igoli!
Isikhathi sokuya esikoleni. Ngaba nenhlanhla: edolobheni lakithi kwakukhona isikole esihle esasineklabhu yamakhompiyutha. Kwakukhona ama-BC kanye nama-Corvettes lapho, kwakukhona inethiwekhi yendawo kanye nephrinta ye-Robotron-100. Kodwa, njengenhlalayenza, isikole sasibiza kakhulu, futhi ukufika lapho kwakungelula. Ngandlela thize ngifike lapho. Kusukela ngo-September 1st, ngahlala phansi kubhuki. Lapho ngathola “Intombazane Yesikole”. Ngihlangabezane nezilimi ezehlukene empilweni yami, kodwa angisoze ngalukhohlwa lolu. Ngafundisa “Intombazane Yesikole” ukucwayiza isikrini, futhi yangifundisa imijikelezo. Ngafundisa “Intombazane Yesikole” ukuthi “Sawubona, mhlaba!”, futhi yangifundisa okokufaka. Kodwa kwakukhona nezingane ezimbi. Abazali babo babephesheya babathengela i-Apple Lisa 2. Babephatha wonke umuntu ngokuzikhukhumeza, bebukela phansi wonke umuntu. Futhi ngolunye usuku, othile ekilasini wabhala uhlelo oluhle kakhulu olwathi, ephendula ukufaka igama, lwabonisa umusho: “Bhala ikhodi, Vanya! Bhala!” futhi ngashaywa umbani. Kusukela ngaleso sikhathi kuqhubeke, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ngenzeni, ngabhala ikhodi.
Ngabhala ikhodi ekhanda lami ngenkathi ngiya futhi ngibuya esikoleni. Ngabhala ikhodi ngenkathi ngiya esitolo, ngikhipha udoti, noma ngicoca ukhaphethi. Ngangikwenza lokhu ngaso sonke isikhathi. Ngisho nogogo bendabuko emnyango, lapho ngidlula kubo, baphawula ngokuhlakanipha: “Futhi lo mfana uyakwazi ukubhala ikhodi!”
Isikole sandiza ngokushesha, ngomoya owodwa, kwathi ngonyaka ophakeme, abazali balethe i-IBM XT kwenye yama-majors ethu. Isivinini, ukusebenza kwehluzo okuthuthukisiwe. Nekhadi lomsindo le-Adlib ebhasini le-ISA... Ngabona ukuthi lo mshini uzothatha umhlaba. Lapho ngifika kubazali bami, ngasho ngokuqinile ukuthi ngizosebenza ehlobo, ngenze noma yini engiyifunayo, kodwa ngangidinga le moto. Abazali bami babethuswa injabulo yami, kodwa banquma kufanele ukuthi nginikwe ithuba futhi bathembisa ukuthi ngizokwengeza enye yemali, becabangela neqiniso lokuthi kwakungama-90s.
Izivivinyo zokugcina zaphumelela, futhi njengoba abazali bami babengaphezu kwabantu abavamile, ngangingenakho okuningi engingakwenza: kwadingeka ngiye enyuvesi. Ngiphumelele izivivinyo zokungena ngaphandle kokuhambela noma yiziphi izifundo zokuzilungiselela, futhi ngandlela thize ngathola indlela yami ngokushesha emnyangweni wesayensi yekhompyutha. Lapho ngathola i-Modula-2. Ngiqale ukubamba iqhaza eqenjini lezinhlelo zesikhungo, lapho ngakhombisa khona imiphumela emihle. Iqembu lethu liwine kowamanqamu emqhudelwaneni wezinkonzo. Futhi ngisho nomfundisi, ekhala ngenjabulo, owayehlale ecasukile ukuthi akukho ma-monads, ukuvalwa kanye nama-lambdas ku-Module, ephendukela kumqeqeshi weqembu ekhala izinyembezi, wathi: "Hhayi-ke, le ndodana ye-bitch igijima ngokushesha kangakanani!"
Inyuvesi yandiza njengosuku olulodwa. Futhi sekusele izinyanga eziyisithupha ngaphambi kokuthweswa iziqu, abahwebi be-ebony baqala ukufika emnyangweni belandelana. Babheka yonke into, bahogela, bakhetha abafundi abasezingeni eliphezulu. Ngakho-ke, ngosuku lokuthola idiploma yami, enye indoda ehlonipheke kangaka iza kimi, inginikeze ikhadi lebhizinisi futhi ibuze:
- Ndodana, usucabange kakade ngekusasa lakho?
Ikhadi lebhizinisi lalithi "Galera Production Limited." Umphathi onelisekile ogqoke ijakhethi ehloniphekile, indlu phezu kwehlombe langakwesokunxele, imoto kanokusho ngemuva kwesokudla sakhe, kanye nenombolo yocingo nje. Ngacabanga, kungani ungathululi?
2. Igalaji
Ngokushesha lapho ngiwela umngcele wesikebhe, umphathi womkhiqizo wangihlasela ngokushesha:
-Kungani ume lapha, noob? Ngiyakukhokhela gogo! Hhayi-ke, asihambe siyokwenza okubi ngokushesha!..
Ngacabanga ukuthi kwakungewona umqondo omuhle kakhulu - ngangingenaso isikhathi sokuthola umsebenzi futhi ngosuku lokuqala ngathethiswa.
Sasinendawo enkulu evulekile. Kwesokudla kwami bekuhlezi insizwa enebala elimnyama ephuma kuso lesi sifundazwe. Wangibingelela kuqala:
- Sawubona, igama lami nginguSanya Banin. Futhi wonke umuntu ungibiza ngokuthi Banya.
“Sawubona, igama lami ngingu-Ivan Shkodkin, futhi wonke umuntu ungibiza ngo-Ivan Shkodkin,” ngiphendula.
Nokho, sasibukeka njengezilima ezimbili, ngoba ngamunye wethu wayenebheji elilenga esifubeni sakhe. I-Galley corporate ethics, maye.
Usuku lwaqala ngomhlangano. Sabamba izingoma ngekhanda, sicula izingoma eziwubuwula, siphindaphinda yonke inhlobo yemfucumfucu kaningi futhi siphendula yonke imibuzo: “Yebo, ngiyabona, ngizokwenza.” Ngesinye isikhathi ngacabanga ukuthi lena empeleni kwakungeyona indawo embi kangako: amakhukhi, itiye, imicimbi yezemidlalo. Udinga nje ukwenza konke okucelwa kuwe ngesikhathi nangesikhathi. Ngolunye usuku umphathi wethu wasinika umsebenzi wokuthuthukisa isikhathi sokwakha sephrojekthi. Ngandlela-thile angizange ngicabange kakhulu ngendlela yokwenza ngokushesha. Imibhalo embalwa nje, ukufana, kanye nomshini ka-Bani oxhumekile. Iphrojekthi yahlangana ngokushesha izikhathi eziningi, engabika ngokushesha kwabadala.
-Ingabe uyisilima? Ucabanga ukuthi thina ngokwethu asikacabangi ukuthi singakwenza kanjani lokhu ngokushesha? Yebo, sizoxoshwa sonke! Hhayi-ke, ngaliqaqa ngokushesha iqoqo futhi ngabuyela esikimini sangaphambili!
Ngokusobala ngamesaba ngempela lowo mphathi, ngoba ngokushesha ngashintshelwa komunye umnyango. Kusihlwa, ngenkathi ngiphuza ubhiya kanye nejusi yamagilebhisi e-apula endaweni yokudlela, ngatshela ozakwethu ngalokhu.
- Ngiyasuswa ekuhlolweni ngiyiswe ekukhiqizeni. Leli yizwe elihluke ngokuphelele. - Kwathula kwathi cwaka ehholo... Othile ovela ehholo wathi:
- Lalela iseluleko sami esihle: lapho ukhipha ukuthunyelwa ekukhiqizeni, ungabi yiqhawe. Vele uthi ungunjiniyela, hhayi uchwepheshe wosekelo lobuchwepheshe.
Kwahlwa kuthule cwaka.
3. Umkhiqizo
Kusukela ngosuku lokuqala, kwakushisa emnyangweni wemikhiqizo. Ukuthunyelwa okukhulu okulandelayo kwakusanda kulungiswa. Mina noBanya safika kumphathi omusha, futhi ngokushesha waqala ukusifundisa ngempilo:
- Ngakho, abafana. Nginemithetho emi-2 kuphela emnyangweni wami. Okokuqala. Yenza izivivinyo noma nini lapho kunokwenzeka. I-modular, ukuhlanganiswa, noma yini!
Khona-ke umsizi wakhe uqhuma ememeza ethi wonke amaseva agcwele kakhulu futhi kufanele anqunywe. Umphathi unikeze ama-oda wokuthenga amaseva emafini e-Amazon, kodwa hhayi ukweqa.
Ngimbhekile, ngasho ngezwi eliphansi kuBana: “Kubukeka sengathi umphathi wethu uhlakaniphile.”
Umphathi waphendula ngokushesha wabuyela kithi:
- Yebo, nginemithetho emi-2 emnyangweni wami. Okokuqala ukuhlolwa. Okwesibili, ungazami nokwenza into ewubuphukuphuku, njengokuzibhalela wena isici noma ukwenza umsebenzi owenziwe kahle. Ngizoniklinya nobabili ngezandla zami.
Engakuthanda ngokukhiqiza ukuthi kwakuhlale kukhona okumele kwenziwe. Umphathi wayehlale enomuzwa wokuthi ezinye izimbungulu zibonwa ku-software. Wayelokhu ethi:
- Yima, wonke umuntu. Bheka izingodo!
Yilokho esakwenza. Abafana namantombazane angcono kakhulu ezweni basebenza emnyangweni wethu. U-Banya wase-Arzamas, u-Kolya wase-Chernyakhovsk, u-Lera ovela... Angikhumbuli ukuthi u-Lera wayevelaphi.
Futhi manje usuku lokukhululwa selufikile.
Kusenjalo, zonke izingcingo zokusekela zaqala ukukhala. Amazwana athukuthele esithangamini sokusekela aqhume ngamandla amabhomu. Ukubuyekezwa emaphephandabeni akhethekile kwakufana namabhomu. Kwakuyisihogo.
Salungisa izimbungulu njengohlanya, sachitha amahora angu-4 ebusuku ehhovisi, silungisa izinkinga ngamaqoqo, senze esingakwenza. Ubasi wayenentshebe, amehlo nezihlathi ziqhumile, nathi sayithola. Ngemva kokukhipha iphakethe lamapheshana, ekugcineni sakwazi ukukhipha umoya.
Unyaka omusha
Njalo ngoNyaka Omusha ozayo, imiklomelo yayikhishwa egalari. Futhi bajezisa. Okuxakayo ukuthi, ngaklonyeliswa ngebhonasi ehloniphekile. Kwakukhona ihholo elikhulu ledili, Obaluleke Kunabo Bonke wabiza bonke ababesohlwini wabanikeza izimvilophu. Kwafika ithuba lami, ngaxhawula uSam futhi wangibuza umbuzo:
- Bathi isiphazamisi sakho sisindise ifu lonke ekuweni okuphelele? Ngingathanda ukubona ikhodi yakho...
Crap. Ubani omtshele lokhu?! Ngivula ithebhulethi futhi ngibonise le ndawo. Lapho inkosi isabela ngokuvula amehlo futhi ithi: "Awu, ndodana ... Awu, ungumkhohlisi ...". Bathi le nkinga isindise inkampani amashumi ezigidi zama-ruble, okungenani inkampani yandisa inzuzo yayo yokusebenza.
Ekuphumeni ngahlangatshezwa umphathi wethu, wonke egcwele, edakiwe futhi edlangile.
— Bakunike ibhonasi? Wena? Kosyachnik? Oberonschik? Kulabo abangakayifundi i-Code Perfect kaSteve McConnell?
- Yebo, bakwenzile.
- Hhayi-ke, lokhu kuhle kakhulu!
Futhi umpheki odidekile waqala ukuwa ngohlangothi lwakhe. Waba umnikazi wendondo yegolide.
Okufanele ngikwenze? Ngambamba ehlombe ngaya endaweni yokudlela yabahleli bezinhlelo eseduze. Zonke izinhlobo zabantu zase zivele zikhona, ziklabalasa futhi zimemeza, zilungele ukugubha uNyaka Omusha emahoreni ambalwa. Ngasizathu simbe sobabili sasingajabuleli. Ukucindezeleka nokusebenza kanzima engangikubekezelela kwakuthinta zonke izingxenye zomzimba wami. Sahlala etafuleni nezintokazi ezinhle futhi kancane kancane yaqala ingxoxo.
Owesifazane osemusha:
— Boys, nihlela ngani?
"Ngiyayithanda iFreePascal," induna
“Futhi ngise-Oberon,” ngithe.
Intombazane yesibili yangibuka sengathi ngiyisilima.
-Ingabe wanele? Awekho ngisho amajenerikhi lapho?! Azikho izintambo njengohlobo olwakhelwe ngaphakathi?! Yini inkinga yakho?
Ubasi wasukuma waphendukela kimi: “Ake siyoshaywa umoya. Kuyaxaka lapha."
Sanquma ukungabuyeli esitolo. Iqhwa likaNcibijane laliwa ngobuvila futhi kungavamile ukusuka phezulu, iziqhumane zazidubula buqamama futhi kuzwakala ukukhala kwenjabulo.
- Awu, kungani umtshele ukuthi uhlela ku-Oberon?
- Wena, u-Alexander Nikolaevich, waqala kuqala. Igumbi lonke latshelwa ngeFreePascal...
Induna yaqhubeka nefilosofi kodwa ngesihloko esingajwayelekile:
- Cha, kahle, uzwile? I-Agile lokhu, i-agile ukuthi, i-agile izokukhulula! Uzwile?! KHULULA! Ukushesha ngeke kusize ngalutho. Ngakho-ke ngiqabule embongolweni yami endala enoboya!
Ngokuvamile, akazange athande lapho i-FreePascal ibizwa ngokuthi "pascakal", njengoba nje angizange ngikhulume ngo-Oberon ukuthi isitimela sakhe sihambile.
4. Inkampani yakho
Ngesinye isikhathi nginqume ukuthi kufanele ngihlele inkampani yami ngegama elithile elilula.
Ngazama ukuwina amathenda, ngibambe iqhaza emiqhudelwaneni, kodwa ngandlela-thile konke akuzange kusebenze. Kuvele ukuthi ukuba ngumholi akulula neze. Futhi ngase ngiqala ukucabanga ukuthi umkhumbi wawuyindawo efudumele.
Bese ngithola ukuthi umphathi wangaphambili usethathe umhlalaphansi empilweni yebhizinisi. Ngamtshela, ngambonisa ngombono wami, waqhweba wathi:
- Lando. Ungalindeli ukuthi ngikubize mphathi!
- Yebo, mphathi! - Ngaphendula.
Futhi izinto zahamba kahle. Wayazi izinto eziningi engangingazazi. Angisho ukuthi sithole isigidi, kodwa saqala ukuthola okuthile. Kodwa nokho kwagcina kubi. Ngenxa yokulahlwa kuka-Obama, izinga lokushintshaniswa kwama-ruble lehla, amanani enyuka, kwafika inkinga futhi kwaqedwa ukukhuphuka kwamadolo. Imisebenzi yenkampani kwadingeka imiswe, umphathi waya komunye umkhumbi. Kubuhlungu, kodwa bekuyini izinhlelo...
5. Ikhethini
Ngake ngathola indodakazi yami ibukele isiteshi se-YouTube esinikezelwe ku-Component Pascal. Umethuli uchaze ngokucacile ukuthi kusetshenzwa kanjani ngamarekhodi andiwe, izindlela ezidlulayo kanye nezinqubo zokuphothula. Lapho eneminyaka engu-14 ubudala, ngokuthula ubona izinto yena ngokwakhe wakhulela kuzo kuphela ekolishi. Isando sakhe sinekhono ngokwengeziwe, sinamandla, futhi singasindi. Isizukulwane sakhe sizobethela izipikili ngobuchule kakhulu kunesami. Bengicabanga ukuthi kweminye iminyaka engama-20, i-techno-fuckery esihlokweni se-goroutines ngokumelene nemicu e-Erlang izobonakala ingenangqondo futhi ingenangqondo. Noma mhlawumbe ngeke.
Eh... ngizovula i-ZX-Spectrum yami!)
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