I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

Abaningi benu bayakhumbula iphrojekthi yethu ye-fan geek yonyaka odlule "Iseva emafwini": senze iseva encane esekelwe ku-Raspberry Pi futhi siyethula ngebhaluni lomoya oshisayo. Ngesikhathi esifanayo, saba nomncintiswano ku-Habré.

Ukuze uwine umncintiswano, bekufanele uqagele ukuthi ibhola elineseva lizowela kuphi. Umklomelo ubuyingxenye ye-regatta yaseMedithera eGreece esikebheni esifanayo neqembu lika-Habr kanye ne-RUVDS. Umnqobi womncintiswano wabe esengakwazi ukuya ku-regatta; esikhundleni salokho kwahamba owawina umklomelo wesibili u-Vitaly Makarenko waseKaliningrad. Simbuze imibuzo embalwa mayelana nezikebhe, imijaho, amantombazane asechwebeni kanye nebhodlela le-rum.

Funda ukuthi kwenzekani ngaphansi kokunqunywa.

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

Uzizwe kanjani uma uya ku-regatta? Ubulindeleni? Iziphi izithombe ozidwebe ngomcabango wakho?

Ngokuvamile, kusukela ngesikhathi sencwadi yokuqala, konke kwakunjengokungathi ufunda ku-portal yokuzijabulisa mayelana nomunye u-prank. Ngaphambilini, ngandlela-thile angikaze ngiwine noma yimiphi imiklomelo, kancane kakhulu uhambo oluya olwandle olufudumele, ngisho nangokushayela. Ngaso sonke isikhathi bengilindele incwadi ngokungazi - "uxolo, ngenxa yezimo yonke into ihlehlisiwe." Kodwa lapho idethi isondela, ukuzethemba okwengeziwe kumcimbi ozayo. Manje njengoba sinolwazi lwamathikithi, ngiqala ukuthola ukuthi yini okufanele ngihambe nayo ... Kodwa noma kunjalo, yonke into ihlehlisiwe kuze kube usuku lokugcina, futhi ukwahlulela ngokubhalelana engxoxweni, wonke umuntu wenza kanjalo. Amahora ambalwa ngaphambi kokuhamba, othile wabhala uhlu lwalokho okufanele akuthathe. Ngagijima ngokushesha - lokhu kukhona, lokho akusikho ... isikhwama sokulala - ngithemba ukuthi ngeke usidinge emva kwakho konke, izingubo ezifudumele - kubonakala sengathi isibikezelo asikho ngaphansi kuka-+10, ngakho-ke sizohamba. ukulala. ukhilimu welanga ... cha - hamba ngokushesha uyothenga, noma kunjalo - cha. ku-solarium - yebo, hlola ibhokisi. yonke into emgodleni, imoto, isikhumulo sezindiza futhi nakhu - ukuqala kohambo.

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

Ngokuvamile, ngithanda kakhulu lesi sikhathi - ekuqaleni, lapho uphuma ngomnyango, uphuma edolobheni, noma ume esikhumulweni sezindiza, futhi konke kungaphambili. Ukuthi kuzokwenzekani ngempela akukaziwa, kodwa uhlale uthemba ukuthi ngalesi sikhathi kuzoba nezindawo ezithakazelisayo nabantu ... Kodwa ngaphambi kokuba ngihambe ngemoto noma ngendiza, kodwa lapha nginesonto ku-yacht. Ngaphambi kwalokhu, ngangikade ngihamba ezikebheni zokuzijabulisa, amahora ambalwa ngesikhathi, ngakho awukwazi ukwenza noma yikuphi okuvelayo. Futhi lapha kukhona ukungaqiniseki okuphelele. Luhlobo luni lwesilo le yacht? Okukhulu? Bangaki abantu? Kuzomele wenzeni? Kuphi ukuhlala/ukudla/ulala? Uzothola isifo sokunyakaza? Ngabe sizogibela indwangu njengasezincwadini ezikhuluma ngezigebengu, futhi ukapteni ngeke asithume ukuthi sihambe epulangeni ngenxa yokungalandeli imiyalelo? Ngamafuphi, imibuzo nje kanye nesifiso sokuzama konke.

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

Usuku lokuqala olwandle. Ingabe konke njengoba bekulindelekile?

Njengoba safika ngesikebhe ebusuku kakhulu, angizange ngibone lutho. Hhayi-ke imikhumbi imi ebumnyameni, ngisho nezilinganiso azicaci kahle. Kusihlwa sasiba nesikhathi sokuhamba kancane nje, sidle ukudla okulula nokulala. Ekuseni kuqale kancane - sibe nesidlo sasekuseni, isithangami esincane esivela kuKaputeni Andrey - amabhantshi okuphila, amahhanisi, ungagxumi phezu kwamanzi, yenza yonke into ngokwemiyalelo. Hhayi-ke, kulungile, ngicabanga ukuthi lesi yisiqalo, khona-ke bazokutshela ukuthi wenzeni futhi kanjani. Kodwa-ke uKaputeni uVladimir uvela esikebheni, ukujwayelana okusheshayo futhi konke kugoqwe ... Yebo, yebo, izinduna ziphethe umyalo ku-yacht, amaGreki avela kubasebenzi base-marina ogwini bamemeza okuthile ogwini. Ngakho ukuqeqeshwa kwaqala ngokushesha empini. Samukela imigqa yokubopha, sashiya i-marina, sasusa ama-fender futhi saqala ukusetha oseyili. Namanje angazi noma iqiniso lokuthi akudingeki ugibele izinsika ezikebheni ezinjalo liyangijabulisa noma langidabukisa. Ukufunda ngezigebengu, ubheka i-Kruzenshtern ethile, ukhumbula ngokuzenzakalelayo konke lokhu kukhwabanisa. Futhi kukhona amawintshi amane ngokoqobo, upiyano kanye nesondo lokuqondisa. Uma kunesidingo esikhulu, umuntu oyedwa angakwazi ukusingatha yonke indlu, kodwa ngokufanele, kunjalo, 4. Ngokuvamile, phakathi nosuku, sase sikwazi kakade ukususa ukhula nezinto, ukubamba umoya futhi sihlanganise ngokukhululekile amafindo ambalwa. Futhi ngemva kokuma enqoleni... Uqala ngokuphelele ukuzizwa njengohlobo lwempisi yasolwandle. Kodwa uNkulunkulu angakwenqabeli ukuba uvule futhi useyili ushaye phansi, khona-ke ukumemeza okukhulu kukakaputeni kuyokwehlisa ezulwini kuya emanzini. Ngokuhamba kosuku lonke, wonke umuntu ukwazile ukuthola umthamo wabo wolwazi, adle ukudla kwasolwandle kokuqala kwasemini futhi athole amachaphazelo anosawoti ebusweni. Sikwazile ukujaha ama-seagull angenangqondo sanqamula isikebhe sama esiminyaminyeni sezimoto emgqeni wokupaka. Ngakho kusihlwa, uCaptain Vladimir wadlulisela wonke umuntu kusuka kubafana be-cabin kuya amatilosi, okwakugujwa endaweni yokudlela yasogwini.

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

Kumamuvi, wonke ama-yacht agcwele umoya opholile, ama-cocktails namantombazane agqoke ama-bikini. Ubunesethi egcwele, akunjalo?

Oh yebo, bekunamathemba okuthi i-yacht izohlonyiswa ngakho konke okusohlwini. Iqiniso, njengenjwayelo, lalishubile. Futhi nakuba u-DJ Pavel wethu enze umsebenzi omuhle kakhulu wokugcina umoya wokuphola nokudala ama-cocktails, kanye nezinye izitsha ezingavamile, kwakungekho mantombazane emkhunjini, iqembu lethu labesilisa kuphela. Amantombazane ayebonakala ezikebheni ezingomakhelwane, nakuba ayengekho ama-bikini, kodwa kwakukhona amajakhethi okuphila.

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

Benibangaki eqenjini? Imiphi imithwalo yemfanelo obunayo? Ingabe konke kwakunqunywe ngokuqinile? Uma kungenjalo, ukuthole kanjani okuthile ongakwenza?

Ngokuvamile, sasinokaputeni ababili, amatilosi amathathu kanye nesikhali esiyimfihlo esisesimweni sika-DJ. Empeleni, akekho owayenemithwalo yemfanelo eqinile. Wonke umuntu wayekwazi ukwenza, futhi enze, konke. Umbuzo uthi yini esebenze kangcono nokuthi yini eyaba yimbi kakhulu. Ngaphambi kohambo, ngangicabanga ukuthi kuzoba nenkinga - ukuthi ngenzenjani ngosuku lonke. Eqinisweni, isikhathi sihamba singabonwa, izinto zizenzekela ngokwazo. I-yacht ayimile - othile kufanele aqaphe indlela, amathuluzi, indawo ezungezile nomoya. Umoya usushintshile, sekuyisikhathi sokuthi ushintshe indlela ngoba usufinyelele endaweni ethile noma udinga nje ukuzungeza umuntu? omunye ophini, omunye ezinsimbini, ababili emasefeni, omunye ophiyano. Ngezikhathi ezithile, wonke umuntu wayeshintsha izindawo, ukuze wonke umuntu adlale zonke izindima.

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

Ngitshele ngokapteni wakho. Iso elilodwa? Umlenze wokhuni? Ingabe uzigcwalise nge-rum? Yiziphi izindaba ozixoxele?

Empeleni ngivela edolobheni eliyitheku, futhi ngenxa yomsebenzi wami kwadingeka ngibe kuyo yomibili imikhumbi yezempi kanye nemikhumbi yokudoba, ngakho ngibone amatilosi amaningi ahlukene. Ukaputeni wethu, naphezu kokuntuleka kwezimpawu zangaphandle (umlenze wokhuni, ibala lamehlo kanye nopholi ehlombe lakhe), ngabe unikeze uJohn Silver ngokwakhe isiqalo ngokwesipiliyoni. Ngisho noma ezinsukwini zokuqala kwakudingeka silalele kuphela imiyalo, imiyalelo kanye "nehange esibindini sakho!" Ezinsukwini ezilandelayo, ukaputeni wabonisa ukuthi akakwazi ukubhekana kalula nesivunguvungu nokuhamba ngaphansi kwezimo ezinzima, kodwa futhi i-rum yendawo, njengoba isinde kuwo wonke umnqobi wezigigaba. Futhi ngolunye usuku, lapho umjaho ukhanselwa ngenxa yokuzola, asizange nje sibhukude olwandle olufudumele, kodwa futhi sezwa izindaba zikakaputeni, ezazigcwele izigigaba, ukudubulana, nokuwela ulwandle. Ngendlela, mayelana nengcebo, kwakukhona umgqomo we-rum nesifuba esinabafileyo.

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

Ubhekane kanjani nomjaho? Kwakunzima? Ubufuna ukuphakela umuntu izinhlanzi?

Ngokwami, kubonakala kimi ukuthi eqenjini labaqalayo, lapho wonke umuntu ngaphandle kukakaputeni eqala ngqa, senze umsebenzi oncomekayo. Yebo zazikhona izinkinga, kodwa wonke umuntu wazama futhi wenza konke ayengakwenza, akazange ahlehle futhi akazange adikibale. Ekuqaleni kwakunzima, kodwa phakathi komjaho akekho owayewenza amaphutha amakhulu, ngakho-ke uma kukhona ofuna ukuphakelwa inhlanzi, kungaba izimbangi ezazikwazi ukudlulela phambili. isigaba esilandelayo.

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

Impumelelo enkulu yeqembu kanye nokwehluleka okubi kakhulu?

Impumelelo enkulu ukuthi sikwenzile. Akekho owadela, akekho owashiya emphemeni, wonke umuntu walwa kwaze kwaba sekugcineni. Bezingekho izimo eziphuthumayo, akekho olimele, futhi isikebhe asizange sithole monakalo. Ngolunye usuku kube nokushayisana okungafinyelela kwangu-4 phakathi kwezikebhe, kodwa ngokwemibandela yomncintiswano, isikebhe esinjalo siyasuswa ngokushesha ekuhlanganyeleni umjaho. Ngakho-ke ngibheka impumelelo enkulu kakhulu ukuthi ingabi yindawo yesibili esigabeni esinzima nesihamba ebusuku phakathi kweziqhingi, kodwa kunalokho umsebenzi ohlangene, lapho wonke umuntu eqonda cishe ngaphandle kwamagama lokho okudingekayo kubo. Kungakho ngingeke ngisho ukuthi kube khona “ukwehluleka okukhulu.” Wonke umuntu wayewenza amaphutha, kwesinye isikhathi imvelo yayiphambana, kwesinye isikhathi izimo zazisiphazamisa, kodwa sekukonke siphumelele.

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

Unzima kangakanani umjaho ngokwawo? I-drone yomuntu siqu iqapha yonke i-yacht? Ngabe besikhona isikhathi esisele ethekwini... amantombazane?

Ngokuvamile, nakuba umjaho ubekwe “njengabashwibi abaqalayo,” usemkhulu kulabo abaqala ngqa ukuya olwandle. Lokhu kungabonakala endleleni izabelo ezinikezwa ngayo usuku kanye nezabelo ngokwazo. Thina, abasanda kuhlanganyela, asizange sikwazi ukuhlangabezana "namahora amane" ashiwo endleleni. Ngendlela, uhlelo olukhethekile lwe-tracker luqapha ukuqedwa kwemisebenzi. Sasihlala sigibele olwandle ngemva kokuhwalala, futhi ngokuvamile sasiphuma siye olwandle ngemva kwehora lesi-9, ngakho sasichitha amahora angu-12 nsuku zonke. Naphezu kwezingcindezi ezinjalo, lapho ufika ethekwini kwakuhlale kusele amandla okuhlola isiqhingi esisha, nakuba ngokuvamile into ebaluleke kakhulu kwakuwukuvakashela indawo yokudlela noma ikhefi ukuze uthole amandla. Yebo, wonke umuntu waya ekhonsathini ka-Nike Borzov ehlelwe abahleli ngesifiso esikhulu nenjabulo.

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

Qhathanisa isimo sakho lapho uqala ukuhamba ngomkhumbi usuka echwebeni nalapho ubuyela khona. Ingabe wazizwa njengempisi yasolwandle? Ufundeni?

Ingabe ukhona umehluko ngaphambi nangemuva? Ngicabanga ukuthi yebo. Mhlawumbe hhayi impisi yasolwandle, kodwa wabekezelela ngokugcwele zonke izivivinyo, wadonsa amashidi nama-halyards kanye nawo wonke umuntu, waguqula ama-winches futhi wema e-helm, ehlwitha insika ngokubiza komoya futhi ebopha amafindo kuma-fenders.

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

Uyaphupha ngamafindo olwandle, tilosi? Ingabe izinhlabamkhosi zicula kamnandi emadwaleni? Ungathanda ukuyiphinda? Ulungele ukwandisa ubunzima?

Oh, amafindo angase angabe esaba iphupho, kodwa ezinsukwini zokuqala inhlabathi yayinyakaza ngokuphawulekayo ngaphansi kwezinyawo zethu. Ngangifuna ukuphuma kulemvula empunga futhi ngaphansi kwesibhakabhaka esiluhlaza, ilanga elikhanyayo namagagasi acwazimulayo. Ngize ngathola mayelana neklabhu yendawo ye-yacht. Kodwa, nakuba idolobha liyichweba, futhi ngisho nama-regattas abanjwe ngezikhathi ezithile, wonke abonakala enziwa ngabashisekeli, kodwa akunakwenzeka ukuqeqeshwa okusemthethweni futhi uthole iziqu zokuthatha i-helm ngokwakho. Ngicabanga ukuthi kuleli hlobo ngizokhuluma nabasebenza ngezikebhe zendawo futhi ngithole ukuthi ubani kubo othathe lo mzila. Noma kunjalo, isikhathi esichithwa ngoseyili asikhohlwa kalula.

PS

Bangane, ngo-Ephreli 12 sizokwethula iseva ku-stratosphere. Njengonyaka odlule sizobamba ukuncintisana, lapho kufanele uqagele ukuthi kuzofika kuphi uphenyo oluneseva ebhodini. Umklomelo omkhulu kuzoba uhambo oluya e-Baikonur, lapho kwethulwa umkhumbi-mkhathi ophethwe umuntu i-Soyuz-TM-13.

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

I-Yo-ho-ho nebhodlela le-rum

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