“Indlela yokuphatha izihlakaniphi. Mina, Nerds and Geeks" (inguqulo yamahhala ye-e-book)

Sawubona, bahlali baseKhabro! Sanquma ukuthi akulungile ukuthengisa izincwadi kuphela, kodwa futhi ukwabelana nabo. Ukubuyekezwa kwezincwadi ngokwazo kwaba lapha. Kokuthunyelwe ngokwako kukhona okucashuniwe kokuthi “Attention Deficit Disorder in Geeks” kanye nencwadi ngokwayo.

Umqondo oyinhloko wencwadi "Izikhali zaseNingizimu" ilula kakhulu kodwa nokho iyinqaba kakhulu. Bekuzokwenzekani ukube iNingizimu ibihlome ngenqwaba yama-AK-47 ngesikhathi seMpi Yombango yaseNyakatho naseNingizimu? Uma sakha okuqukethwe yincwadi yonke kafushane, ngabe banqobile. Futhi kulula! Umbhali - uHarry Turtledove - wanquma ukungasebenzisi isikhathi sokuhamba kanye nezinye izibiliboco eziyintandokazi zezinganekwane zesayensi; uvele abhale kanje: “Hhawu! INingizimu iwinile! MAYELANA! Futhi bazokwenzenjani manje ngabo bonke lobugqila?

Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi abantu abanentshisekelo ngeMpi Yombango bazoyijabulela ngempela le ncwadi, kodwa ayibafanele neze labo, njengami, abahlushwa i-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Ngenkathi ngifunda, lesi sici sami esingenangozi sasizibonakalisa ngokugcwele ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho kuba sobala ukuthi okwakuzolandela kwakuyincazelo eningiliziwe yendlela yokuphila noma izimiso zokuziphatha zangalezo zikhathi kwesinye isimo seMpi Yombango... Futhi manje sengi usevele wazumeka... ZzZzZzzZZzz.

Ngokuvamile, “Izikhali ZaseNingizimu” ukufunda okujabulisayo, nokho ngizithole ngilokhu ngibheka phambili: “Kulungile, konke kucacile. Lesi sahluko sizohlala isikhathi esingakanani?” Njengoba ngisondela ekupheleni kwencwadi, kwaba sobala ukuthi abahambi besikhathi besikhathi esizayo babengeke bavele futhi bahlanganise iNyakatho neNingizimu ngosizo lwegajethi ethile eyisimangaliso yekusasa. Eh... ngadumala. Yebo. Impela! Yebo, ngiyajabula ukuthi uMongameli u-Lee ufunde isifundo sakhe futhi waqala ukuqeda ubugqila ngokwakhe, kodwa ... aphi ama-lasers? ngiyakuncenga...

Hey bantu! Ngiyiqili! Ngidinga isakhiwo esisheshayo, esivezwa ngamabinzana amafushane, amafushane futhi anamandla. Nginike i-Copeland, nginike uCalvin noHobbes, nginike u-Asimov, nginike abalindi. Ngidinga izindaba ezinjengalezi ngoba ngihlushwa kakhulu yi-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder.

Uma ungakalivali leli bhuku, kusho ukuthi nawe uhlushwa uhlobo oluthile lwe-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder noma okunye ukuphazamiseka kwengqondo okufanayo. Ake sikuhlole!

Njengamanje, beka phansi incwadi yakho, sukuma uye etafuleni lakho. Zingaki izinto ezahlukene ozenzile ngesikhathi ugcina lapha? Ngokwami, ngivule isithunywa se-Slack, ngilalele umculo ovela ku-Spotify, ngabe sengingena kumafayela amaningana abiwe avela emaqenjini ahlukene, ngivule i-Chrome ngamathebhu amathathu, lapho ngibuke khona ukuhweba ku-E * TRADE, ngimise iseva ye-WordPress. futhi ufunde mayelana namaqoqo amafilimu angempelasonto. Futhi akugcini lapho! Bengivule i-iMessage ne-Tweetbot, okuvela kuyo ulwazi olumayelana namakhukhi amasha naphumelela ngendlela emangalisayo lwabangane bami lwalugeleza ngenjabulo, futhi ngivule amafasitela amabili lapho ngiqophe khona imicabango ekuhlanganisweni kwakamuva ngendlela yohlu lwemisebenzi ehlukahlukene. Yebo! Ngizophinda ngibhale lesi sahluko futhi!

Bakwethu, lokhu akukona ukwenza izinto eziningi. Lesi yisimo esinzima se-Attention Deficit Disorder. Ngokuvamile angikwazi ukusebenza kukhompuyutha kuze kube yilapho ngiba nemisebenzi okungenani emihlanu ngesikhathi esisodwa. Uma ubala ngezinto eziningi ezahlukene njengoba ngenza, cishe nawe uhlushwa yile Syndrome. Lesi Syndrome esiyingqayizivele!

Ukuxilongwa "Geek"

Umama waba ngowokuqala ukungixilonga ngine-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Lokhu kwakusekupheleni kwawo-90s. Ngolunye usuku wangilethela isidlo sakusihlwa ekamelweni lami (ngiyisihlakaniphi), lapho ngathayipha khona okuthile kubangani bami engxoxweni yakudala ku-IBM XT yami (I'm super geek), ngilalele umculo (okungenzeka ukuthi u-Flock of Ama-Seagulls, ngifana neleveli ye-geek ++) futhi ngabuka okuthi "Back to the Future" umsindo uvaliwe (giiiiick weqiniso!). Umama waphawula ngalokho okwakwenzeka ngale ndlela: “Ungagxilisa kanjani ukunaka kwakho kokuthile kuyilapho konke lokhu kwenzeka kuwe ngesikhathi esifanayo?” Ngathi kuye, “Mama, ngeke ngikwazi ukugxilisa ingqondo ngaphandle kwawo wonke lo msindo ongizungezile!”

Ukuba khona kwe-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder empilweni yakho kanye nokuqina kwayo kuncike ngokuqondile ekutheni uxhumana kanjani nenqwaba yolwazi oluza kuwe ngazo zonke iziteshi ukuze ucime ukoma kwakho okunamandla kobuchwepheshe obusha. Kungenzeka ukuthi unezinketho ezintathu:

1. “Uphumile.” Awunayo i-TV futhi mancane amathuba okuthi usifunde sanhlobo lesi sahluko.

2. Uthola okuqukethwe ngokulinganisela. Uma ngikucela ukuthi ubale ukuthi mangaki amawindi owavulile kudeskithophu yakho, ungase uthi, “Okukodwa. Iklayenti lami le-imeyili ukufunda ibhokisi lami lokungenayo,” noma uzibekele isikhumbuzi sokubala amawindi akho ngemva kokufunda lesi sahluko. Ngokunokwenzeka, unomhleli ongafinyelela ngesandla sakho ukusuka lapho ohlezi khona njengamanje.

3. Uthola okuqukethwe “njengethumbu lomlilo.” Ithebhu yesiphequluli, ithebhu yesithunywa, umculo usuku lonke kanye ne-TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER. I-Geek attention deficit disorder! Ngijabulela ukukwazi!

Ukuba khona kwe-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder kubangani bakho nakho kulula kakhulu ukukubheka. Nasi isilingo esilula: Cela umngane wakho imvume yokuhlala kukhompyutha yakhe futhi uqale ukususa imfuhlumfuhlu edeskini lakhe. Hambisa isithonjana lapha, shintsha usayizi wewindi lapho. Uma umngane wakho ezolile ekubuka uzulazula kudeskithophu yakhe, cishe akanayo i-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Kodwa uma ngokukhathazeka enwaya ikhanda lakhe futhi eqala ukwethuka lapho uhambisa isithonjana ngamaphikseli angu-12 kwesokudla, kusho ukuthi i-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder iyasebenza lapha. Noma iyiphi indlela, gcina izandla zakho zingekho kukhompuyutha yakhe!

Ukushintsha kokuqukethwe

Ungase ucabange ukuthi ikhono eliyinhloko ngemuva kwe-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder wukwenza izinto eziningi, futhi kuyiqiniso. Ama-Geek ane-Attention Deficit Disorder angabenzi bemisebenzi eminingi emangalisayo, kodwa leli akulona ikhono labo eliyinhloko. Ikhono labo eliyinhloko yikhono lokushintsha okuqukethwe.

Umqondo wokushintsha okuqukethwe kuyisihluthulelo sokuqonda i-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Kungumqondo omuhle kakhulu. Ukuze ugxile kokuthile, udinga ukuchitha isikhathi esithile namandla ukuze wenze ubuchopho bakho bube esimweni esifanele sengqondo. Cabanga ngendlela ojwayele ukufunda ngayo i-New York Times ngoMgqibelo ekuseni. Unekhofi lakho, amaphijama akho athokomele, usofa wakho, futhi manje ungena ngokushesha kulokho elikushoyo, noma ngabe kuyini. Lona umongo wakho.

Manje ake ucabange ukuthi phakathi nesihloko osifundayo, ngihlwitha iphephandaba ezandleni zakho bese ngivula i-CNN, lapho, ngenhlanhla, kukhona umbiko ngento efanayo osanda kufunda ngayo.

Ini? Crap! Kwenzekeni manje?

Usanda kuhlangabezana nokushintsha komongo. Akubanga kubi kakhulu ngoba i-TV yayibonisa indaba efanayo ofunde ngayo ephephandabeni. Kwakuyindlela ehlukile - amakhanda akhuluma kamabonakude kanye nezindaba ezicasulayo ezansi kwesikrini.

Noma kunjalo, kuyacasula, akunjalo? Khohlwa ukuthi kungani ngihlwithe iphephandaba ezandleni zakho. Manje ngikhuluma ngokushintsha kwengqondo kusuka ohlelweni lokufunda kuya ohlelweni lokubuka. Lokhu kushintsha ngokuvamile kuthatha isikhathi. Udinga isikhathi salokhu, kodwa i-geek evamile ene-Attention Deficit Disorder izomane iziqaphele yona ukushintsha kokuqukethwe, futhi yilokho kuphela. Eqinisweni, maningi amathuba okuthi ngalo mzuzwana ugaye zonke izindaba zanamuhla eziza kuye ezivela eziteshini ezihlukahlukene ezingahleliwe.

Umthwali we-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder uyahluka kwabanye abantu ngoba ukushintsha kwakhe umongo kwenzeka kunganakwa. Umsipha wengqondo oshintsha umongo wegeek uthuthuke kahle kakhulu ngoba uchitha impilo yakhe yonke eshintsha ukunaka phakathi kwemifudlana ehlukene yedatha, ezama ukukhipha incazelo enanini elikhulu lomsindo wolwazi ukuze ezwe ukuthi yini ebalulekile kuye.

Noma ubani angenza imisebenzi eminingi. Kepha abathwali be-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder bakwenza ngendlela emangazayo. Bamatasa nomzamo ongapheli wokuthola nokucubungula ulwazi ngesivinini esikhulu.

Ukusebenzisa Ngokuphumelelayo I-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder

Ngibhala nge-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder njengokungathi iwuphawu lwe-freaks egcwele ulwazi ... okuyiyona. Ungabhekana kanjani ngenye indlela ezweni lapho uzizwa ucindezelwa njalo abezindaba? Uba nekhono kakhulu ekulawuleni ukuhamba kolwazi. Lapha nginezindaba ezinhle nakakhulu kuwe.

• Abantu abangathinteki yi-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder bakholelwa ukuthi abathwali balesi sifo abakwazi ukugxila ekunakekeleni kwabo ngoba (sibheke nje!) Ukunaka kwabo kuhlakazekile. Sicela uyeke ukuchofoza kumadivayisi ahlukene! Usuqala ukungiduma ngekhanda. Lokhu akulona iqiniso! Abathwali be-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder banekhono elimangalisayo lokugxilisa ukunaka kwabo kulokho bona abakukhethile njengokugxila kokunaka kwabo. Nakuba lesi kungesona isimo sethu esihlala njalo nesingokwemvelo, futhi (yebo!) ngezinye izikhathi kusithatha isikhathi eside kunabanye abantu ukuthi singene kule Zone (ulwazi olwengeziwe mayelana Nendawo Esehlukweni 36), kodwa uma silapho, ... Wow! Hewu!
• I-inthanethi yenzelwe labo abane-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ukuqhuma okumangalisayo kolwazi oluphuma kokuphakelayo kwakho kwezindaba eziningi, noma inombolo ekhulayo yezinhlelo zokusebenza ezifuna ukukubamba kancane isikhathi sakho, i-inthanethi iyazi ngobukhona be-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Uyazi ukuthi noma iyiphi iwebhusayithi ekahle nanoma yiluphi uhlelo lokusebenza oluhle lungaklanywa ukuze lungaphenduli umbuzo othi, “Ingabe kukhona ofuna ukwazi?” kodwa umbuzo othi, “Ngingakunaka isikhathi esingakanani?”
• I-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder ingaba nomthelela omuhle emsebenzini wakho. Wake wasebenza ekuqaleni? Wake wakhululwa isofthiwe? Anjani amaviki okugcina ngaphambi kokwethulwa komkhiqizo? Sikubiza ngokuthi "izici zokucisha umlilo" ngoba wonke umuntu ugijima njengohlanya futhi enza yonke inhlobo yokungahleliwe, udoti ongacabangi. Esimeni esifana nalesi, i-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder iba iphutha elifanelekile ngoba inciphisa amandla adingekayo ekushintsheni umongo.
• Uma isakhiwo osebenza kuso sisha, gijima uthole umuntu one-ADD phansi kwakho. Ngeke nje ikutshele ukuthi ukuphi ukuphuma kwezimo eziphuthumayo, cishe izokunikeza amathiphu awusizo okuthi ungakugwema kanjani ukuhogela intuthu, futhi ikunikeze ingcebo yedatha mayelana namathuba okusinda emililo emabhilidini aphakeme. Kungenzeka kanjani ukuthi lo njiniyela omncane wesoftware akwazi konke lokhu? Kwazi bani... Kungenzeka ukuthi wafunda lokhu ku-Wikipedia eminyakeni emibili edlule. Noma mhlawumbe omunye wabangane bakhe abaseduze baseNew York ungumcimi-mlilo. Kubaluleke ngani lokhu manje? Ingasindisa impilo yakho noma, cishe, ikunikeze ingcebo yamaqiniso awusizo ngaphambi kokuthi nobabili nithose njengama-chips.

Izinhlangothi ezingezinhle

Ngikhuluma nge-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder njengephutha elithile elihle elipinki. Nokho, futhi inezinhlangothi ezingezinhle.

Okokuqala, ukuthola indlela yakho yomuntu siqu yokucubungula umhlaba okuzungezile kuwumsebenzi omningi, futhi (uxolo!) nakanjani uzolahlekelwa ulwazi oluthile. Lokhu kuzokucasula, kodwa ngesikhathi esifanayo kuzokugqugquzela umzuzwana ngamunye ukucinga “into yakho elandelayo enkulu.”

Okwesibili, uzovame ukubonakala njengowazi konke kwabanye. Zama ukuthi ungabi wazi konke. Eqinisweni, abantu abaningi abalwazi lonke lolu lwazi olungenamsebenzi olungahleliwe, zonke lezi zindaba ezihlukahlukene, izenzakalo zamanje, amaqiniso angaziwa kanye namafomula ezibalo ayinkimbinkimbi. Futhi laba bantu bajabule kakhulu ngaphandle kwabo. Ukuthi "ugcwele emlonyeni" ngolwazi olusha nolumnandi akusho ukuthi wonke umuntu ufuna ukukuzwa.

Uyohlala untula isineke lapho uxhumana nalabo abakhethe indlela yokuphila ehlukile - ehlukile kuleyo yenkampani yenethiwekhi ye-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder. Ngezikhathi ezithile uzozama ukwabelana nothile ngokuhlakanipha kwakho okuyingxenyana, bese uzulisa isandla sakho ngemva kwemizuzu emine lapho kuba sobala: “Iziwula ezingcwele! Abakuqondi nje!" Kukhona okungenzeka ukuthi bakutholile konke futhi uhlushwa isifo esidala ukuthi isikhathi sakho sokunaka silinganiswe ngama-microsecond.

Ukuthi uhlushwa yi-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder noma cha, udinga ukuqonda into eyodwa. Ngeke adlule! Isizukulwane esasungula i-Geek Attention Deficit Disorder ngeminyaka yawo-80 nawo-90 sesivele sathathelwa indawo isizukulwane esingakaze sazi izwe elingenaso, futhi sizocasulwa okuthile okuhluke ngokuphelele.

Ungalanda incwadi ye-aileron mahhala lapha.
Thenga incwadi yephepha ngesaphulelo lapha.

Source: www.habr.com