-Awumtshelanga?
- Ngingathini?! – Tatyana wahlanganisa izandla zakhe, ethukuthele ngobuqotho. - Njengokungathi kukhona engikwaziyo ngalesi sicelo sakho esiwubuwula!
- Kungani oyisiphukuphuku? - USergei wayemangale kakhulu.
- Ngoba asisoze sathola i-CIO entsha! - UTatyana, njengenjwayelo, waqala ukuthukuthela. - Njengoba nje uye ukuyokhushulelwa esikhundleni, ubeka amabhuleki kubo bonke abazongenela ukhetho!
- Kungani lokhu kukukhathaza?
"Ngingumqondisi wakwa-HR, yingakho!"
- Linda... Ngiyitholile! - USergei wamamatheka njengengane. – Ibhonasi yakho ivutha, akunjalo? Kulungile, ukuphela konyaka kuyeza maduze, ama-KPI azobalwa, kodwa esinye sezikhundla zakho ezibalulekile asinalutho - i-CIO.
U-Tatyana, ehlangabezana ngokucacile nengxube yemizwa okungenani emibili, wenza uhlobo oluthile lokuzivocavoca - wadonsa umoya, wabamba umoya emaphashini akhe imizuzwana embalwa, kodwa, enomuzwa wokuthi waqala ukuthuthumela nakakhulu ngenxa yokuntuleka komoya, akhiphe umoya. U-Sergei wazama konke okusemandleni akhe ukusula ukumamatheka ebusweni bakhe ngenkathi ebuka izivivinyo zokuphefumula.
"USergei ..." waqala uTatyana.
- Kulungile, uzoba nomqondisi we-IT. - Sergei wathi sina. – Ingabe ikhandidethi uhloniphekile?
- Yebo. - Kwakukhona amanothi ethemba ezwini likaTatiana. - Lapha, ngilethe i-resume yami!
Injabulo evela ekukhululweni okuzayo kwesimo esiyingozi somsebenzi yazenza yazizwa - izandla zikaTatyana zaqala ukuthuthumela, futhi, ngokwesimo esivamile, konke okuqukethwe kwabo kwawela phansi ngomsindo. U-Sergei waphuthuma ukusiza, wacishe washayisana nekhanda likaTatyana, futhi washaqeka kancane.
"Ngakho ...", eqhubeka ne-squat, uSergei wafunda ukuqhubeka. – Kukhona into ejwayelekile... Hlobo luni lwesitshalo?
- Ngasebenza lapho. – Tatyana wathi buthule, ebheka eceleni. - Ngiyamazi lo muntu. Lo...U...Ngingasho kanjani...
- Umyeni?
- Hhayi!
- Umthandi?
- Ini?! – UTatyana wasukuma ngokuzuma kangangokuthi wadiyazela njengoba igazi ligeleza ekhanda lakhe. Noma mhlawumbe kwakungelona igazi elagijima langena ekhanda lakhe elihle, elihle.
- Ngakho ubani? - USergei wasukuma futhi wabheka emehlweni kaTatyana.
“Ngitshele...” uTatyana ebhavumula, edla umoya namagama. - Banquma ukuphenya... Bahlela...
- Vele akunjalo. Ngifuna nje ukuqonda isisusa sakho. Futhi usizo. Uma ungafuni, ungangitsheli. Ngiyithuna, uyazi.
- Yebo. – Tatyana wahlala phansi esihlalweni, wancika izandla zombili phezu kwetafula futhi wabamba ikhanda lakhe ngezintende zezandla zakhe, ehlikihla izinwele zakhe. - Kulungile, Sergey. Nakuba... Ngokujwayelekile...
- Ake ngiqagele - uthandekayo kuwe ngandlela-thile. – Sergei wahlala esihlalweni esiseduze. - Futhi ufuna ngempela lo mfana ... Linda, angizange nginake ... Lona umfana?
- Yebo... Yini?! - kwacishe kwawa izinhlansi emehlweni kaTatiana. – Uqaphelisa ngani?
- Noma kunganjani. - USergey, uma kwenzeka, wancika kancane kanye nesihlalo, okwenza i-creak engathandeki. - Awazi, dadewethu noma umalumekazi. Ucabangeni?
- Lutho. – UTatyana ehayiza ngokucasuka. – Uzosiza noma cha?
- Ngokuqinisekile. Vele uyivumele idlule ngenqubo evamile. Ukuze kungabikho muntu ongaqagela lutho. Ingabe uyavuma?
- Ngokuqinisekile! – UTatyana wamamatheka ngokungaqiniseki. - Ngakho, ngiyammema?
U-Sergei akazange ayeke ukumangala ukuthi isimo sengqondo sale ntombazane sashintsha ngokushesha kangakanani. Phakathi nengxoxo - futhi lokhu kwakuyimizuzu embalwa - waphonswa ezinhlansini zethemba kwalasha wokuphelelwa ithemba, kusukela enzondweni evuthayo kuya ekuzweleni okuqotho, kusukela ekufutheni kwentukuthelo kuya enjabulweni engalawuleki, edonsa umoya. Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ungumdlali we-actress omuhle, noma akazinzile ngokomzwelo (ngicabanga ukuthi yilokho abakubiza ngakho), noma ... Cha, isisu sakhe asibonakali, futhi ngesikhathi sasemini ekhishini udla i-borscht, hhayi ama-strawberry abhemayo. isinqumelo njengokuluma.
- Mema. Ukuphi? Kude? Ungakwazi ukuza namuhla?
“Yebo, yena…” uTatyana waba namahloni kancane. "Ukhona kakade, endaweni yokupaka, uhlezi emotweni."
“Kulungile, manje...” USergei wathatha incwadi yokuqala etafuleni, wathola inombolo yocingo, wayeseyishayela. - Sawubona! Eugene? Sawubona, igama lami ngingu-Sergey Ivanov, umqondisi wokuthuthukiswa kwenkampani ye-Kub. U-Tatyana, umqondisi wakwa-HR ... Hhayi-ke, uyazi... Ngamafuphi, ngikunikeze i-resume yakho, futhi ngiyavuma ukukucabangela ... Hhayi ngomqondo we-microscope ... Ngokuvamile, ngena, yeka bedlalisana emotweni. Lapho, buza umphathi wehhovisi ukuthi ungamthola kanjani uSergei, yimi ngedwa lapha. Igama eliyimfihlo ewashini lithi “Starfleet.” Yebo, awudingi ipasipoti, vele ungitshele iphasiwedi. Yilokho-ke, ngilindile.
- Sergey, kungani uzibize? – Tatiana wabuza ngokukhathazeka.
- Ngoba ngiyakwazi, Tatyana. Ngaphezu kwalokho, u... Awu, unesithakazelo kumphumela. Uqala ukugcoba i-snot yakho, oh u-Zhenya wami, vele uziphathe kahle, ungamnaki lesi siwula ... Ngakuthembisa ukuthi ngizomqasha. Kunjalo, uma engeyena umkhovu nje. I-CIO kufanele okungenani ihluke kwezinye.
- Kungaba ngcono ukungabuzi. – Tatyana waphendula ngokumamatheka ekhathele. - Njengoba ngikuqonda, angivunyelwe ukubamba iqhaza?
- Yebo, kuvinjelwe. Nakuba, ukwazile ukumtshela?
"Ngathi akukho engingakusho, ngoba angazi lutho."
- KULUNGILE. - USergei waphakamisa izandla zakhe ekubuyisaneni. - Yilokho, Tatyana, sala kahle. Sobonana emahoreni ambalwa.
UTatyana waphuma ehhovisi. U-Sergei, ngaphandle kokuchitha isikhathi, ngokushesha wabheka phezu kwe-resume futhi. Akukho okusolisayo - i-CIO evamile, engenamsebenzi kunoma ubani, enganiki lutho futhi ayiphazamisi ikakhulukazi. Sekuyisikhathi eside u-Sergei efuna ukushintsha lesi sikhundla ngesiwula sekhadibhodi, njengoba nje babevame ukubeka amaphoyisa omgwaqo apendiwe emigwaqweni. Ishibhile, ayikuceli ukudla, isineminyaka imile, kodwa abantu basasaba. Kungase kube nezinzuzo eziningi nakakhulu kunomuntu ophilayo kulesi sikhundla.
Imicabango kaSergei yaphazanyiswa ukungqongqoza emnyango. Ngemva kwesimemo sokungena, u-Evgeniy ofanayo wabonakala ehhovisi - esemncane kakhulu, egqoke isudi ehloniphekile, enezinwele eziqoshiwe (okuzothi ngokushesha wathola i-karma evela ku-Sergei), futhi-ke, ngokumamatheka kobungane kuye. ubuso. Mhlawumbe, endaweni ethile ngathatha isifundo sokumomotheka, kwakulungile kabuhlungu - ububanzi ngokusesilinganisweni, kodwa ngaphandle kokuhlanekezelwa kobuso, ukukhombisa isimo, kodwa hhayi ezingeni lokukhala komdlwane, ngesithunzi. Oh labo baphathi.
- Sawubona. - USergei uthe, ehleka - hhayi ngenxa yemikhuba emihle, kodwa umfana wayebushelelezi kakhulu, emnandi futhi ehlelekile, njenge-iPhone.
- Sawubona. – Evgeniy waphendula ngomoya ophansi futhi wakhomba esihlalweni. - Ingabe uzongivumela?
- Yebo, ngokuqinisekile.
"Sergey, ngiyabonga ngalokho," Evgeny waqala. - Ini…
- Blah blah blah. - USergei uphazamisekile. - Evgeny, ake sihambe ngaphandle kwama-molasses. Ngavuma ukukubuka ngesizathu esisodwa - uTatyana watusa. Ungumngane wami wakudala futhi ngiyawethemba umbono wakhe. I-resume yakho iwubuwula. Ekusakazweni kwe-shit efanayo efika nsuku zonke ngama-imeyili akwa-HR, bengingeke ngikuqaphele. Kodwa manje usuqashiwe, unesikhathi sokuhlolwa sosuku olulodwa. Nokho, kuzomele uhlole.
- Test? - U-Evgeny cishe akazange amangale. - Ukuze uthole ulwazi?
- Ngeke ngisho ukuthi ukuhlolwa kwenziwani. Ngeke udinge ukuthi ugcwalise amaphepha, uphendule imibuzo, njll. Uzodinga ukusebenza njenge-CIO yenkampani yeCube amahora ambalwa. Rarulula izinkinga zangempela, zibonise ezinhlangothini ezahlukene. Yimi kuphela oyaziyo indlela yokudlula isivivinyo, ngakho-ke ngeke uthole izincomo ngokuziphatha kunoma ubani, ngisho nakuTatyana. Usebenza ngokusemandleni akho, futhi ngizokubuka. Ingabe uyavuma?
- Hlobo luni lwemisebenzi? - U-Evgeniy wanciphisa amehlo akhe ngokusola.
- Izinhlobo ezihlukahlukene. – okuphindaphindiwe Sergei. - Imisebenzi ejwayelekile ye-CIO osuvele uyixazulule izikhathi eziningi. Asiye endaweni yakho yokusebenza.
U-Sergei wasukuma ngokushesha futhi wahamba ebheke ekuphumeni. U-Evgeny, ngemva kokungabaza kancane, wasukuma walandela. Ngemva kokuhamba amamitha ambalwa emhubheni, uSergei wangena ekamelweni elingenalutho lokuhlangana, waqalaza, wakhomba isihlalo phakathi kwetafula elide.
- Nansi indawo yakho yokusebenza, hlala phansi. Ngakho, imithetho ilula. Uyi-CIO entsha yenkampani. Manje ngizohamba ngimemezele kuwo wonke umuntu ukuthi kwenzeke isimangaliso, futhi manje izinkinga ezihlobene nobuchwepheshe bolwazi zizoxazululwa futhi. Ngizophinde ngikhombise lapho ungatholakala khona. Maningi amathuba okuthi ozakwenu beze kuwe nemisebenzi. Okulandelayo, zicabangele wena.
- Ingabe likhona ithuba lokuthi akekho ozofika? – Evgeniy wabuza, ehlezi etafuleni.
- Yidla. - USergei wavuma ngekhanda. - Kodwa unganciki kakhulu kukho. Awu, yilokho, bye-bye.
Futhi uSergei wanyamalala ngokushesha egumbini lomhlangano. U-Evgeny wathinta isikhwama sakhe kancane, enquma ukuthi uzosibeka kuphi, futhi ekugcineni wasibeka esihlalweni esilandelayo. Ngemva kwemizuzu embalwa kwavuleka umnyango kwangena owesifazane angamazi.
- Sawubona. – esho omile. – Igama lami nginguValeria, accountant oyinhloko. Ingabe uyinhloko entsha yomnyango we-IT?
- CIO, ukunemba kakhudlwana. - ngasizathu simbe, u-Evgeniy walungisa. - Thatha isihlalo, Valeria, ake sijwayelane!
- Fuck it, angidingi ukukwazi. - U-Valeria wabubula, eqhubeka nokuma eduze nomnyango.
U-Evgeny wadideka kancane futhi wathula. U-Valeria, njengenhlanhla, naye wayethule, ebheke umqondisi we-IT ngqo emehlweni. Ekugcineni, lapho ikhefu liqala ukudonsa, u-Evgeniy wanquma ukuzama futhi.
"Valeria..." waqala. - Ngingakusiza kanjani? Uma ucabangela ukuthi bengisebenza enkampanini yakho imizuzu embalwa.
- Yebo, ngeke ukwazi ukungisiza ngonyaka. – usibalukhulu waqhubeka nokuthela ubuthi. "Lesi siphukuphuku esisebenze ngaphambi kwakho, Seryozha, ilanga nenyanga yethu, asikwazanga ukusisiza." Nonke niyizilima, eningakwenza ukukhomba ama-accountant nithi bangama-hands-offs abangazi ukwenza imisebenzi eyisisekelo.
"Ngi..." Evgeniy emamatheka. - Valeria, ngiyaqonda ukuthi unombono ongemuhle ngomnyango we-IT, owakhiwe umkhuba wokuxhumana nabahleli bohlelo. Ngiyakuqinisekisa, ngikuqonda kahle. Kodwa kimi kuzohluka, ngiyazi ukuthi ngingaluthola kanjani ulimi olujwayelekile nabasebenzisi bebhizinisi abaseqophelweni eliphezulu.
"Unjani u-Evona..." u-Valeria edonsa. - Woza, thola ulimi olujwayelekile nami.
U-Valeria wazungeza itafula futhi wahlala phansi maqondana no-Evgeniy.
— Uhlelo lwakho alusebenzi. - U-Valeria ucaphune ama-accountant ayizinkulungwane ezimbalwa ngesikhathi esisodwa.
- Yini ngempela engasebenzi? Futhi yiluphi uhlelo? - Ithoni ka-Evgeniy yabonisa isifiso esiqotho sokusiza.
- Ingabe kufanele ngikuchazele ukuthi yiluphi uhlelo olungasebenzi? – isikhulu se-accountant sivele sikhale. - Ngiyi-accountant, hhayi umhleli! Ungumhleli! Kufanele wazi ukuthi yiluphi uhlelo olungasebenzi!
- Kunombono wokuthi kukhona amaphutha kunoma iyiphi, ngisho nohlelo olulula. – Evgeniy waphendula ngokungaqinisekile. - Uyaqonda, Valeria, ngisanda kufika. Ngokwemvelo, angazi nokuthi hlobo luni lwesoftware olusetshenziswa enkampanini yakho. Ngingasiza kanjani ngohlelo ngingalazi negama lalo?
- Ngakho-ke ngeke usize? - U-Valeria wamamatheka kabi.
- Yebo. Yima... Linda... ngizosiza, kunjalo!
- Ngakho siza! Uhlelo lwakho alusebenzi!
- Yiluphi uhlelo ngempela?
“Kuyaqala...” U-Valeria wancika esihlalweni sakhe wabeka izingalo zakhe esifubeni sakhe. - Konke okungazuzwa kochwepheshe be-IT kuyimibuzo eminingi. Luyini uhlelo, futhi likuphi iphutha, futhi kanjani ukukhiqiza kabusha, futhi kungani ukwenza lokhu nhlobo, futhi yini ebhalwe kunqubomgomo accounting, futhi ungibhalele imininingwane yobuchwepheshe, futhi kanjani lokhu, futhi kanjani lokho ... Eshu!
U-Valeria wasukuma ngokuzumayo - ngokuzumayo kangangokuthi isihlalo sagingqika - futhi wasondela emnyango.
- Valeria, linda! - U-Evgeniy wagxuma, wagijimela emnyango futhi wancika emhlane wakhe kuwo, engavumeli ukuba kudlule i-accountant eyinhloko.
- Ngingenise ngaphakathi! – Valeria wathi, egcwele intukuthelo.
- Ngizokusiza! Awu... Damn... Cishe uno-1C. Yebo, ngokuqinisekile 1C! Ngifisa ukwazi enye inguqulo...
U-Valeria wamomotheka kabi futhi. Wabamba isibambo sesicabha waqala ukusidonsa, ezama ukuphusha umzimba onuka kamnandi weCIO.
"Ima kancane ..." U-Evgeniy wamelana imizuzwana embalwa, kodwa wavuma futhi waphuma eceleni.
U-Valeria, embuka kabi phambi kwakhe, eluka amashiya akhe kabuhlungu, waphuma endlini yomhlangano. U-Eugene wavala umnyango ngokukhathala, wasondela esihlalweni sakhe wawela esitulweni. Umoya wavele waba muncu, ukucasuka kwase kuvuka emphefumulweni wami, izandla zami ziqhaqhazela, amehlo ami asemanzi te, kuhle kwengane encane abazali bayo benqaba ukulalela futhi yavele yamthumela ekhoneni. Wagqolozela efasiteleni engazi noma kufanele abaleke.
- Sawubona. – weza ngemuva. - Angakwazi?
U-Evgeny wethuka ngokumangala, wabe esephenduka futhi wabona intombazane encane, enhle ngendlela emangalisayo eneminyaka engamashumi amabili nanhlanu. Wayesevele emi ngaphakathi endlini yomhlangano, evala kancane umnyango. I-brunette, egqoke i-blouse emhlophe yeqhwa enezinkinobho ezincane, ezinye zazo, kanye nendawo yentamo, cishe kwakufanele ziboshwe umklami - okungenani ehhovisi. Ukubukeka kuhambisane ngokuphelele nesiketi esimnyama esifika emadolweni nezibuko ezinhle ezinamafreyimu amnyama aminyene.
Umfokazi, ngaphandle kokulinda isimemo, wadlula u-Evgeniy, wamfaka ngephunga elimnandi lamakha angaziwa, wahlala eduze kwakhe. Wayeseduze kakhulu kangangokuthi iCIO yayikwazi ukubona ukucabanga kwakhe kumalensi. Intombazane yaphendukela kancane kancane ku-Eugene, imthinta kancane umlenze wakhe ngamadolo, futhi imamatheka ngesisa.
- Ake sijwayelane? – wabuza. - Igama lami nginguZhenya. Nawe?
“Ahhhhh...” umqondisi we-IT edidekile. - Lokhu ... Evgeniy.
- Yeka ukuqondana...
Izwi lentombazane lalibonakala lingelona iqiniso, njengokungathi lizwakala kahle ekhanda lika-Evgeniy, njengomculo ovela kuma-headphone asezingeni eliphezulu. Ngokuqiniseka, futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo - udidekile ngobuqotho, ngamanothi okuzikhukhumeza okunempilo, futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo - ngenani elilinganayo lamahloni, elingajwayelekile, kodwa njengokungathi lizwakala iminyaka eminingi ilandelana. U-Evgeny akakwazanga ukunyakaza, njengokungathi wesaba ukubhubhisa lokhu okungavamile, kodwa umzuzu omuhle kangaka owenzekile ngengozi empilweni yakhe. Akazange anyakaze ngisho nomlenze wakhe, eqhubeka nokuzwa ukukhanya nokucindezela okumnandi kwamadolo entombazane.
“Lalela, Zhenya...” kuqhuba intombazane. – Ngiyajabula kakhulu ukuthi wena, kanye nawe, uzosisebenzela. Ngicabanga ukuthi sizophumelela. Ngiyakuzwa.
Isho lokhu, intombazane yaphakamisa ikhanda layo phezulu, ibonisa lokho u-Eugene ayecabanga ukuthi kwakuyintamo enhle ngendlela emangalisayo. Engasilaleli isizathu sakhe, amehlo akhe ashona phansi, phezu kwesikhumba esinwebeka kancane...
- Kwenzenjani?
U-Evgeny wagxuma ngokumangala, wacishe washaya itafula elisindayo lenkomfa. Lapho ephenduka, wabona umfo omkhulu, okungenani amamitha amabili ubude futhi enesisindo esingamakhilogremu ayikhulu namashumi amabili. Ubuso bomdondoshiya babuhlotshiswe ngezibazi ezimbili kanye nekhala elitshekele kancane eceleni - umshayisibhakela, kucabanga u-Evgeniy.
- Wenzani, mfene? – umdondoshiya wasondela ku-Eugene ngokusabisa, wambheka ngqo emehlweni.
- Anton, musa. - Ngaphandle kokulahlekelwa ukuzola kwakhe, uZhenya wasukuma kancane esihlalweni sakhe. - Ukwazana nje. Lena yi-CIO entsha.
- Manje uzoguga. – U-Anton akazange avume. - Uzothatha umhlalaphansi ngokushesha. Usuhlanya noma yini? Unamathelisa owesifazane wami ngosuku lokuqala lomsebenzi. Ingabe ukwazile ukuyilondoloza, noma wenzeni?
“Ngi...ngi...” waqala u-Eugene.
- Buoy ikhanda! -ingane yabhonga. "Nondindwa, uma ngiphinda ngikubona, ngizokuhlukanisa, uyaqonda?"
- Yebo, ngokuqinisekile. Cha, akusikho lokho obukucabanga...ngivele...
- Ini? Futhi uthi nguye onecala!
- Cha, kunjalo ...
- Khona-ke iphutha lakho? – Anton kungazelelwe wamamatheka.
- Cha, linda...
- Kungani uzungeza njengesibungu ngaphansi kokukhanya kwe-ultraviolet? Ngichame emakethe, ngiphendule!
- Yebo, uyazi, mhlawumbe iphutha lami. - ukuzithiba waqala ukubuyela Evgeniy. – Anton, ngiyaxolisa ngobuqotho ngesimo engisidalile, esivumela ukutolika okukabili.
- Ukuze. – Anton wavuma ngekhanda. - Zhenya, ake sihambe. Njengamanje nawe uzoyithola, mop... Sthandwa.
- I-mop oyintandokazi? – Zhenya wamamatheka. - Yebo, uyingcweti yokuncoma, Mnu. Zhubrak.
- Ngakho, fuck it. – U-Anton wayebukeka eziqhenya. - Yilokho, masihambe.
Futhi umbhangqwana, ududulana ngokudlala futhi ugigitheka, waphuma ekamelweni lomhlangano.
- Umama wakho ngejoka, i-fucking farce. - U-Evgeniy wafunga kakhulu, wengeza amabizo nezichasiso eziningana ezingaphrinteki.
Wabuyela esihlalweni sakhe, ethukile elungisa ihembe lakhe, wakhumula ibhantshi lakhe - ngemva kwengxoxo eshisayo wakwazi ukujuluka kakhulu. Ngaphandle kokungabaza, wavula ifasitela, wavumela umoya obandayo wango-December ukuba ungene endlini yomhlangano, wema endaweni yokubhalela eduze kwefasitela isikhashana kwaze kwaba yilapho eqala ukuba yiqhwa.
Imicabango eminingi yagcwala ekhanda lami, kodwa ngokushesha lokhu kugeleza okuhlakazekile kwaphenduka umqondo owodwa, oyinhloko, odla konke - ukuwugijima. Phuma lapha ungabheki emuva. Angizange ngisayine noma yimaphi amadokhumenti, angenzanga noma yiziphi izithembiso, akekho ozokhumbula, ngeke abhale ku-resume yami, futhi izincomo zami ngeke zonakaliswe. Umbhedo, ubulima, ipulazi elihlangene, imbongolo ephelele. Lena akuyona indlela uTatyana achaza ngayo inkampani ye-Kub. Kodwa mhlawumbe akufanele sahlulele ngosuku lokuqala, noma ngisho nangehora lokuqala? Izindleko! Wusuku lokuqala olukhombisa ukuthi inkampani injani! Awukwazi ukubekezelela lokhu, kuzoba kubi kakhulu.
Futhi lena, uSergei, cishe uhlezi futhi uyahleka. Yena ngokwakhe wabaleka kulesi sikhundla, akakwazanga ukuthwala umsebenzi, futhi manje uhlezi ehhovisi elikhulu, elihle futhi uzenza sengathi uhlanganyela ekuthuthukisweni. U-Evgeniy wayesekwazi kakade ukuthi ubani ongenamsebenzi kunoma iyiphi inkampani. Lowo onegama elithi “intuthuko” esihlokweni sakhe. Noma "ikhwalithi". Futhi futhi "inqubo".
Kufanele sigijime. Yebo, ngokushesha. U-Evgeny washeshe wagqoka ijakhethi yakhe, wathatha isikhwama sakhe, wasusa izihlalo endaweni yakhe, wahamba wayovala iwindi.
- Ingabe uzongivumela?
- Damn, kungani lo mnyango uthule kangaka? – wacabanga Evgeny. Ngiyabonga uNkulunkulu, kulokhu akazange agxume ngokumangala, wavele wathuthumela kancane.
Ngaphenduka ngabona insizwa emfishane imile emnyango, igqoke ijean kanye nehembe elilula eliqondile. Ubuso bakhe babugcwele izibindi ezimnyama, amehlo akhe anciphile abheke u-Eugene. Amantombazane cishe ayayithanda lena, inqobo nje uma abagawuli bemithi baseCanada besemfashinini.
- Sawubona. – umfana wasondela emhlanganweni ngesibindi futhi welula isandla sakhe ebingelela. - Stas, umhleli. Futhi ungumphathi wami omusha. Evgeny, akunjalo?
- Right. – Evgeny wavuma ngekhanda. - Yilokhu kuphela, uStanislav ...
- Stas nje. – umfana wamamatheka ngendlela emangalisayo.
- Kulungile, Stas nje. Angiqiniseki ukuthi ngizoba umphathi wakho. Okwamanje angikenzi isinqumo sokuthi ngizosebenzela inkampani yakho noma cha.
- Ake sixoxe. – kusho Stas, futhi ngokushesha wahlala phansi kwesinye izihlalo.
Ngemva kokungabaza kancane, Evgeny wabuyela endaweni yakhe - okuphambene nje Stas. Cishe uzokwazi ukusingatha enye ingxoxo, njengoba engazange akwazi ukuphunyuka engaziwa.
- Ngizwile okuningi ngawe, Evgeniy. – UStas ngandlela thize walandela eduze kakhulu amehlo omphathi omusha. – Uma ngikhuluma iqiniso, ngijabula kakhulu ngokuthi uze kithi. Ngajabula nakakhulu lapho uSergei ehamba.
— Ingabe ubujabule? - U-Evgeniy wahwaqabala ngokumangazayo. - Kungani?
- Yebo ngoba?! - U-Stas wababaza, sengathi umphathi omusha wazi kahle umlando womnyango okhazimulayo we-IT wenkampani yakwaKub. - Yebo, ngoba uyisilima! Awuqaphelanga?
"Ukwethembeka ..." U-Evgeny waqala, kodwa wakhubeka. - Angikakakhi umbono okwamanje.
- Woza! Kodwa ngokubona kwakho, umbono kabani lo mbuzo ongenangqondo odlula kuwo?
- Sergei, washo kanjalo ngokwakhe. - U-Evgeniy wayesazama ukuqonda ukuthi uyaphi umklami osebenza ngokweqile.
- Ngakho-ke into ehlekisayo ukuthi akekho obeka phansi ngemiphumela yalesi sicelo! – Stas, wajabula ngokwakhe, wancika emuva esihlalweni sakhe. - Bengisemnyangweni wezisebenzi nje - kwanikezwa imiyalelo yokuqasha.
“Yeka...” U-Evgeniy wanikina ikhanda engakholwa. – Pho kungani konke lokhu?
- Yebo, ngoba uyisilima! Ukugula kangangokuthi ngezinye izikhathi kulula ukulandela ukuhola kwakhe kunokuphikisana nokufakazela. Kulula nakumnikazi.
- Linda, Stas...
- Ungasebenzisa "wena."
- Linda, Stas... Uma kungekho muntu onendaba, noSergei, ngamazwi akho, kahle...
- Isilima sekamu.
- Akunandaba ... Kungani bemgcina?
“O-o-o-o...” u-Stas edonsa ngokweneliseka. – Lona umbuzo omuhle kakhulu! Amaphesenti angamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye nesishiyagalolunye abantu enkampanini bazokujabulela ukuxoxa ngakho uma ungithinta.
- Nokho, kunjalo.
- Angazi. - U-Stas waphakamisa amahlombe akhe futhi wamamatheka ngobuqotho kangangokuthi u-Evgeny akakwazanga ukuzibamba futhi wamomotheka. - Kwake kwenzeka, ifu elikhulu leminyaka edlule, mina naye senza amaphrojekthi ambalwa amahle. Ngenxa yalokhu, waba yi-CIO. Phela, yilokho kuphela, eqinisweni, yilapho umbhoshongo wakhe wadilizwa khona. Ngeke ngimangale uma efika ekushwabaneni. Futhi uma kungenjalo, sekuyisikhathi sokuqala.
- Yini ngempela eqale? – Evgeny waphinde wancika esihlalweni sakhe futhi ekhululekile kancane.
- Zonke izinhlobo ze-crap. Ngemva kwalawo maphrojekthi, empeleni akazange enze lutho. Uya ngokuya ezungeza, ekhala ngokuthi wonke umuntu oseduze kwakhe uyi-asshole, futhi uyena yedwa - u-D'Artagnan. Wafunda izincwadi eziningi ezihlakaniphile - futhi ukhetha ngokukhethekile lezo okungekho muntu oyoke azicoshe. Futhi-ke uyabukisa, njengokuthi, ngiyazi inqwaba yamasu, futhi ngingakwazi ukuthuthukisa noma iyiphi inqubo, ngisho nokwandisa inzuzo yenkampani yonke.
- Kodwa empeleni? Kungenzeka?
- Ubani ohlolile? Usho nje ukuthi angakwazi, kanti abanye abakwazi. Futhi ngandlela thize kulapho ingxoxo iphela khona. Ubani ngempela ozomvumela ukuba enze into engathi sína? Ngakho uhlezi, okungukuthi, wahlala, emnyangweni we-IT futhi wamemeza esuka lapho ukuthi yonke into yayingalungile ngandlela-thile futhi ayilungile.
- Linda, Stas... Kungani abe umqondisi wokuthuthukiswa ngaleso sikhathi?
—Uke wezwa ngesimiso sikaPetru?
- Yebo. Linda... Ingabe lokhu kumayelana neqiniso lokuthi umsebenzi uthatha sonke isikhathi esabelwe wona?
- Cha, lo ngumthetho kaParkinson. Isimiso sikaPetru, angikhumbuli nezwi nezwi, kodwa kuyinto enjengalena: umuntu ukhuphuka iledi lomsebenzi aze afinyelele eqophelweni lokungakwazi kwakhe ukusebenza.
"Yebo, kukhona engikuzwile..." wavuma ngekhanda u-Evgeniy. - Futhi lokhu kusebenza kanjani kuSergei?
- Kanjani? – Stas wamangala ngobuqotho. "Bavele bambeka kulesi sikhundla ukuze azifake lapho, futhi bamkhiphe ngaphandle ngokuphepha!" Uma okungenani wabhekana nomsebenzi womqondisi we-IT ngoba wahlala entanyeni yami, manje usenqunu njenge-falcon. Akanabo abangaphansi kwakhe, akekho omlalelayo, akekho ogxekayo ngezinhlelo zentuthuko. Ucishe waphuma emgwaqeni. Akalutho ngaphandle komqondisi wezokuthuthukiswa, zero. Usefike ezingeni lakhe lokungakwazi ukusebenza. Noma kunalokho, bamsiza ukuba akwenze. Nezinsuku zakhe zibaliwe.
"Hmm ..." U-Evgeny wahwaqabala, kodwa ngemva kwemizuzwana embalwa wamomotheka. - Ngiyitholile. Ngiyabonga, Stas!
- Wamukelekile! Kusasa ngiyethemba konke kuzolunga, ake sixoxe kabanzi? Ngaphandle kwalokho siyinhlakanhlaka ephelele. Lesi sigameko salahla yonke into futhi sakuphonsa kimi ngedwa. Akasabingeleli namanje, umhlola.
- Yebo, kunjalo, kusasa, Stas. – Evgeniy wasukuma welula isandla sakhe. - Anginjalo, ngiyindoda yesenzo. Ngiyakwazi ngisho ukuhlela. Asisebenzisane!
- Ngokuqinisekile! – UStas waxhawula umphathi wakhe ngenjabulo wasondela emnyango ngesinyathelo esiwujuqu.
Esefikile emnyango, waphenduka, wamamatheka kakhulu futhi, waphuma wangena ephaseji. U-Evgeny wamamatheka. Isimo sathatha ijika elihluke ngokuphelele. Ake sibone ukuthi ubani ozobalekela bani...
Kusenjalo lukhale ucingo. Inombolo ibonakala ijwayelekile, kodwa yayingekho kwengixhumana nabo. Evgeniy wathatha ifoni - kwaba Sergei.
- Evgeny, empeleni, yilokho kuphela. - kusho uSergei. - Cishe emizuzwini emihlanu, ake siye ehhovisi lami. Ingabe uzoyithola indlela?
- Yebo, iseduze, ngicabanga.
- Kulungile. Ngilindile!
U-Evgeny washesha wacosha isikhwama sakhe, walungisa ibhantshi lakhe, walungisa izinwele zakhe ngesandla sakhe, futhi, engenanto enye ayengayenza, waqala ukuya le nale endlini yomhlangano. Imizuzu idonse isikhathi eside, kodwa ngangingafuni ukubulala isikhathi nge-smartphone yami, ukuze ngingonakalisi isimo sengqondo esifanele.
Ekugcineni, kwadlula imizuzu emihlanu, futhi u-Evgeniy waphuma waya ephasishi. Lapho efika emnyango kaSergei, wangqongqoza ngokuzethemba futhi, ezwa isimemo, wangena.
Ngaphakathi, ngaphandle komqondisi wentuthuko oyisiphukuphuku, kwakukhona uTatyana. U-Evgeny wamomotheka kuye ngokufudumele, kodwa ekuphenduleni, ngenxa yesizathu esithile esingaziwa, wathola amashiya abomvu kuphela kanye nokubukeka kwe-caustic.
- Ngakho-ke, Tatyana, sekuyisikhathi sokuthi uhambe. – USergei wakhomba emnyango. - Sizokhuluma ngokuqhubekayo ngaphandle kwakho.
- Sergey, uyangiqonda? – Tatiana wabuza kabuhlungu.
- Yebo, ungakhathazeki. Awuyifuni, njengoba uthanda.
- Kuhle. - kwacaca ukuthi uTatyana wayengabaza impendulo kaSergei, kodwa ukuba khona kuka-Evgeniy cishe akuzange kuvumele ukukhuluma ngokukhululekile.
UTatiana waphuma kancane ehhovisi. U-Evgeniy, ngaphandle kokulinda isimemo, wawela esihlalweni, wahlala kuso njengomnikazi, waqaqa ibhantshi lakhe futhi wagqolozela emehlweni kaSergei ngaphandle kwamahloni.
- Awu, uyini umphumela? - kubuza u-Evgeny.
- Esabekayo. - USergey wamamatheka. - Eqinisweni, njengenjwayelo.
- Mayelana? - umuntu ozobhapathizwa ngokuzumayo waba qotho futhi wahlala waqonda. - Yini embi?
-Wenze kabi esivivinyweni. Kubi kakhulu kunabanye abazongenela ukhetho. – Sergei waqhubeka ukumamatheka. - Kodwa, nokho, kungakhathaliseki imiphumela, uzoqashwa ukusebenza enkampanini yethu.
U-Evgeniy wabheka uSergei ngokucophelela imizuzwana embalwa, ezama ukuqonda isizathu sokumamatheka kwakhe. Uma ukuhlolwa akusho lutho, futhi uSergei uyakwazi lokhu, kungani eqhakaza njenge-May rose? Nakuba... Uma ngempela eyi-peek-a-boo, khona-ke ukumamatheka kungase kungaxhunywanga nhlobo nalokho okwenzeka eduze kwakhe.
Eneliseke ngale ncazelo, u-Evgeny waphinde wakhululeka futhi wamamatheka enelisekile.
- Eqinisweni, yilokho kuphela. - wafingqa uSergei. - Okulandelayo wena ...
"Yima ..." u-Evgeny wamphazamisa, ephakamisa isandla sakhe. - Mhlawumbe uchaze incazelo yalolu vivinyo lwakho?
- Hmm, bengicabanga ukuthi ngeke ubuze ... Kulungile. Ucabanga ukuthi kwenzekeni ekamelweni lomhlangano ngenkathi uhleli lapho?
- Yebo, njengoba ngikuqonda, abantu beza kimi ngemisebenzi, benezinkinga ezibuhlungu okungekho muntu ... Yebo, kuze kube khona umqondisi we-IT, akekho owaxazulula.
- Cha. Beza kuwe ngemidlalo.
- Imiphi imidlalo?
- Ngezinkampani.
- Ngangingaqondi...
- Awu ... Kukhona umsebenzi, futhi kukhona ukudlala. Isikhundla esiphezulu, imidlalo eminingi. I-CIO ivame ukudlala imidlalo eminingi, ngoba isikhundla siwukuthi kufanele uhlanganyele ngempela cishe nayo yonke iminyango. Ngakho bengifuna ukubona ukuthi ubhekana kanjani nale midlalo.
- Futhi Kanjani?
- Akunakwenzeka. - USergei wahleka. — Uqale ukuzidlala.
- Mayelana?
- Hhayi-ke, u-Valeria, umgcini mabhuku wethu omkhulu, uze kuwe wadlala umdlalo awuthandayo womsebenzi wakhe - "uhlelo lwakho alusebenzi." Uyakuqonda ukuntuleka kwalesi sitatimende, akunjalo?
- Ngokuqinisekile. - ngaphandle kokungabaza, u-Evgeniy wavuma ngekhanda.
- Futhi uyaqonda. Futhi wonke umuntu uyaqonda. Umdlalo unezinketho ezintathu zokuthuthukisa. Okokuqala ukuthi uyadlala futhi ulahlekelwe. Isikhulu samabhuku ezimali siqinisekisa wonke umuntu ukuthi uyisihlukumezi, futhi noma iyiphi i-crap ingabethelwa kuwe, kodwa uzoyigwinya futhi uyenze. Lokhu kwenzeka kaningi. Inketho yesibili ukuthi uyadlala futhi uwine. Ukholisa bonke abanye ukuthi i-chief accountant iyisiwula esinganele, futhi ungumuntu olungile, ngoba umlethe emanzini ahlanzekile.
- Kuthiwani ngenketho yesithathu? – Evgeny wabuza lapho Sergei ngokuzumayo wathula.
— Inketho yesithathu akukhona ukudlala umdlalo. Isimo esingcono kakhulu, ikakhulukazi se-CIO.
- Kunjani ukungawudlali umdlalo? - Evgeniy wayedidekile. - Ngabe lokhu kubukeka kanjani ekusebenzeni?
- Empeleni, lokhu ukuhamba okusheshayo, noma umdlalo. Njengase-Aikido. Uyahlehla, futhi umhlaseli umane andizele lapho eqondise khona amandla. Noma - isiqondiso esiqaphelayo somdlalo udlula wena. Hhayi-ke, inketho yokugcina ukuqeda umdlalo kungazelelwe. Ungakwenza lokhu nge-Stas, isibonelo.
- Mayelana? – Evgeniy wavula amehlo akhe ethukile.
- Awu, weza kuwe ukuzokutshela ukuthi ngingubani idiot?
- Ngi...
- Yebo Ngiyazi. – Sergei wanyakazisa isandla sakhe. - Hhayi ngokuningiliziwe, kodwa ngiyazi. Ngiqhamuke nazo zonke izindima, amagama nemibhalo yalo mdlalo ngokwami. Ubungacabangi ukuthi sekuyisikhathi sokuthi ngibone incipha, akunjalo?
"Cha, kunjalo ..." U-Evgeniy waqala ukujuluka. - Futhi ngokuvamile, le Stas...
- Qaphela! - USergei wamphazamisa. - Okokuqala, udinga ukusebenza naye. Okwesibili, uzama ukudlala ngami njengamanje. Angicebisi.
- Cha, kunjalo ... Bengifuna ukusho ukuthi ungumfana othakazelisayo.
- Sonke sinentshisekelo lapha. - USergei wahleka. - Wena, ngicabanga ...
Kungazelelwe i-smartphone kaSergei, ilele etafuleni, yandindizela. Exolisa, ngokushesha walubamba ucingo, wafunda umyalezo futhi ngokuphazima kweso wamamatheka kakhulu. Emuva kokudlala i-smartphone kancane, wayibuyisela etafuleni.
"Ngakho..." waqhubeka uSergei. - Lalela iseluleko sami. Ngenyukela lapha phansi. Ngize lapha njengomhleli wezinhlelo, ngabe sengiba umqondisi we-IT, futhi manje ngiyisekela. Isikhulu Sezokuthuthukiswa Okujwayelekile Umuntu wesithathu enkampanini. Uyazi ukuthi yini imfihlo yempumelelo yami?
- Ungadlali imidlalo?
- Lesi yisimo esidingekayo ukuze uphumelele. Kukhona ukwakheka okunembe kakhudlwana - angidlali imidlalo yabanye abantu, kodwa ngiqala eyami. Umdlalo wakho ungcono kakhulu, ikakhulukazi uma uwudlala wedwa.
- Okusho ukuthi, kanjani ... Ngedwa ...
- Ngakho-ke kanje. Wenza into engeke yenziwe muntu. Nenza amaphrojekthi entuthuko angenaso isikhathi sawo. Ufunda izincwadi ngebhizinisi kuyilapho abanye befunda yonke inhlobo yombhedo ku-inthanethi. Yehheni, uze ucele ukukukhuphula iholo abanye benamahloni. Uke wezwa ngale ndlela - ukujaha umsebenzi?
- Cha, uma ukhuluma iqiniso ...
- Hhayi-ke, funda lapho uziphumulele. Vele ungayisebenzisi lapha - wonke umuntu uyazi ngakho.
- Kuhle.
- Nakhu ke. Uma uqala umdlalo lapho uwedwa kuphela, awusoze wahlulwa. Ungase ungawini, kodwa lokho akwethusi. Empeleni, lena yonke imfihlo.
U-Evgeniy wayethule, ecabanga kakhulu ngokuthile. USergei, engenanto enye angayenza, wafinyelela i-smartphone yakhe, lapho kungazelelwe ebonakala ekhumbula okuthile.
"Yebo, Evgeny ..." waqala. - Kukhona ucezu olulodwa lwezindaba, angazi ukuthi uzosabela kanjani. Njengamanje bangibhalela ukuthi uTatyana ... Ngokuvamile, uzoxoshwa maduze.
- Uxoshwa kanjani? – Evgeniy wakhipha amehlo akhe.
- Ngakho-ke kanje. - USergei wahleka. - Cishe akakwazi ukubhekana nakho, angazi ... Angenzi lutho olungalungile lapha, ngixwayiswe nje ukuthi ngingaqali amaphrojekthi amasha naye. Futhi, ngenxa yezimo, nginqume ukukwazisa. Mhlawumbe lokhu kuzoba nomthelela esinqumweni sakho.
U-Evgeny wathula. Ukubuka kwakhe ngokushesha kwagijima ehhovisi, ubuso bakhe babushubile futhi bugxilile, lapho ngokuphazima kweso... Wamamatheka.
- Ini? - USergei wabuza, ehlahle amehlo. – Ingabe kuzoba nomthelela, phela?
- Yebo. - Ukungezwani kuka-Evgeny kwanyamalala ngokuzumayo njengokungathi ngesandla. - Ngizokujabulela ukusebenza enkampanini yakho.
"Ngakho-ke lokhu ..." uSergei ehwaqabala. - Wena naye, njengoba ngikuqonda ... Niyazana ... Kubonakala sengathi, ngisho nomuntu siqu.
- Manje? - U-Evgeniy wathuka. - Ngi ... Uyazi, Sergei ... Ngiyajabula ngisho ukuthi kwenzeke ngale ndlela.
- Kungani?
- Awu ... angazi ukuthi ngingasho kanjani ... uTatyana, yena, ngokujwayelekile ...
- Ini?
- Awu... Ake sithi... Anginayo imizwa efanayo ngaye njengoba enza kimi.
- Ingabe uyazi ngalokhu?
- Yebo akunjalo, ukhuluma ngani?
- Usho ukuthini, "cha, kunjalo"? Intombazane iyakuthanda, kodwa ayikuthandi, kodwa umtshela ukuthi uyayibuyisela?
- Hhayi-ke, yonke into iyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu lapho... Ngi... Kufanele ngikusho kanjani lokhu...
- Kulungile, ngiyaqonda. – USergei uphazamise ukuhlushwa uzakwabo omusha. "Kungokomuntu siqu, futhi akukho ukwethembana okwanele phakathi kwethu ukukhuluma ngakho." Ngiyalihlonipha ilungelo lakho futhi angifuni lutho.
- Ngiyabonga. – Evgeniy waphefumulela phezulu. - Ngikhathele kakhulu, uma ngikhuluma iqiniso, yakho ... I.e. imidlalo oyihlelile...
- Well, ngoba wadlala kubo. - USergei wasukuma, ebonisa ngakho konke ukubukeka kwakhe ukuthi kwase kuyisikhathi sika-Evgeniy. “Ukube asidlalanga, besizoba fresh njengekhukhamba.” Kulungile, u-Evgeniy ...
"Yebo, yebo ..." U-Evgeny wagxuma ngokushesha, wathatha isikhwama sakhe futhi welula isandla sakhe kuSergei.
- Thatha ikhefu emidlalweni, uma kungenzeka. - USergei wathi ngokumamatheka okungavamile. - Kodwa khumbula ukuthi imidlalo ayipheli. Nganoma isiphi isikhathi, kubalulekile ukuqonda ukuthi ukulo mdlalo noma cha, nokuthi umdlalo kabani. Kuhle?
- Yebo, ngokuqinisekile. – Evgeny wavuma ngekhanda. - Kuze kube kusasa?
- Yebo, ngizokubona kusasa. Uma kukhona okushintshile, ngizofona.
- Mayelana? - ukumamatheka kwanyamalala ebusweni buka-Evgeniy.
- Inkulumo evamile, unganaki.
- Oh kuhle!
U-Evgeniy waphuma ehhovisi, futhi uSergei wabuyela etafuleni. Wathatha i-smartphone yakhe wayibeka endlebeni.
- Tatyana, ukhona? Oh, okay... Yebo... Ungakhali mani... Nginitshelile, kodwa anikholwanga... Cha, ngeke ngize, ngesaba izinyembezi zabesifazane. . O, angazi.... Ucabangani, kufanele ngiyithathe? .. Cha, bengingeke ngikuthathe, kuyisiphukuphuku kakhulu futhi kulula, ngenxa yakho nje... O, kahle, zinqumele wena... Impela?.. Awu, kulungile. Ukuzibiza?.. Ngingakwazi, kunjalo. Hhayi manje, kodwa emahoreni ambalwa. Ngizothi ujenene ugundile... Hhayi-ke, buyela ezingqondweni, sidinga ukusebenza.
USergei waphonsa i-smartphone yakhe etafuleni ngokunganaki, wancika esihlalweni sakhe, wavala amehlo futhi wahlabelela buthule:
Sawubona! Ngiyisikhohlakali kubo
Owazi imfihlo
Izinkanuko eziyisisekelo
Izinxibi namakhosi.
Ngangingumdlali wevayolini
Ithalente lami liyisiphambano sami,
Ngempilo nomnsalo
Ngadlala ngomlilo!
Wathi eqeda lapho wamoyizela yedwa, wagxumela esitulweni, wadlulela ephaseji enyakaza ngamandla.
Abasebenzisi ababhalisiwe kuphela abangabamba iqhaza kuhlolovo. , wamukelekile.
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Ingabe iwafanele amahabhu akhethekile athi “Human Resource Management” kanye “neCareer in IT”?
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Yebo
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No
Bangu-396 abasebenzisi abavotile. Abasebenzisi abangu-60 bagobile.
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