Impelaviki yonke, okuphakelayo ku-Facebook kanye ne-akhawunti yami yomuntu siqu bekugcwele izixhumanisi zevidiyo efanayo - “Umhlangano Obaluleke Kakhulu” ovela kumalungu Eqembu Lamahlaya. Amazwana namasiginesha abe monosyllabic: “ha”, “ngqo”, “khumbula, senze into efanayo ngo-N”, njll. Angizange ngibuke ividiyo ngaso leso sikhathi, kodwa lapho nje ngiyibona, ngabona: lesi sihloko. Isihloko ngoHabr. Ngoba ividiyo ibonakale ipholile, akukho okubi kakhulu ekuhlobaneni kwanamuhla kune-"Red Lines," ehlekisayo futhi ngandlela thize yayinophawu olukhulu, abangelanga uhleko olunomusa, kodwa olunovalo, olucishe lube nokubhuqa. Awu, ake sibone, sizokucacisa.
Ividiyo ngokwayo, uma umuntu engakayiboni okwamanje (ngithumela isixhumanisi eziteshini ezivamile, uma i-SS ngokwayo ilayisha, ngizoyilayisha kabusha). Amavidiyo asuswa njalo futhi kufanele siwahlele kabusha :)
Ukusikisela: njengoba elokhu esuswa, sesha ku-YouTube usebenzisa amagama athi “amahlaya omhlangano obalulekile” noma “isipikili noma induku.” Labo abanesineke ikakhulukazi bangabuyekeza sonke isikhangiso futhi bathole esangempela ngo-48:45 in (ngendlela, kubalandeli, ekuqaleni kodaba kukhona inhlolokhono ne-Wylsacom, njengodaba lwe-geek).
Okokuqala, ngifuna ukusho ukuthi ividiyo inombhali wesikrini opholile ongagcini nje ngokwenza le ndaba, kodwa ngubani osesihlokweni. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi lokhu akuyena umbhali ojwayelekile wabafana, kodwa othile owadabula emlonyeni wenkampani enkulu futhi wazizwa ama-nuances abalulekile.
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Uma uthi nhlá, kungase kubonakale sengathi inhloso yevidiyo iwukuhleka usulu i-newspeak ne-slang, engaqondakali kumphathi osebenza ngokuzikhandla oguqule ngephutha umphathi wokuhlinzeka. Kumbukeli ongenalwazi, yilokhu okuyikho - ulimi olungaqondakali kahle, ukusabela okuhlekisayo, izithombe ezicacile. Kumuntu oye waphila iminyaka engu-14 yokuphila kwezinkampani kanye nezinkampani ezintathu ezinkulu kakhulu (yonke i-IT), ividiyo izwakala ihluke ngokuphelele. Lokhu kuyi-caricature yethu sonke, bafo. Kwabanye, cishe yonke into ibalwa, kwabanye, ingxenye kuphela, kodwa umuntu angakwazi kanjani ukukhumbula ukungafi kukaGogol: "Uhleka bani? Uyazihleka wena."
Ngakho-ke asihambe
Ndawana thize ngaphambi kwalo mhlangano, umphathi wezokuthutha wenza i-ajenda - futhi bonke abaphathi bahlangana mayelana nokuthi bayalubethelela yini uphawu noma balunamathele. Kakade kulesi sigaba sibona inkinga yokuqala: ukuntuleka komthwalo wemfanelo womuntu siqu wesisebenzi ngaphakathi kohlaka lwamakhono akhe, isifiso sokudlulisa yonke into emkhakheni womthwalo wemfanelo ohlangene. Ngaphezu kwalokho, cishe, i-ajenda ngokwayo yakhiwe ngokungalungile futhi ingqikithi yodaba ayizange izwakale, ngaphandle kwalokho wayezokwazi ukuthi umbiko wakhe owawulindelwe.
Sibona iqembu elikhulu labaphathi, sifunda ngobukhona beminyango enkampanini - lokhu kusho ukuthi sikhuluma ngesakhiwo senhlangano esiyinkimbinkimbi, esihambisana kahle nomthwalo wemfanelo ohlangene. Yingakho bebala inani elikhulu lezenzo ezizoqalwa ngemva komhlangano.
Ngaphezu kwalokho, ngasekupheleni kwevidiyo, kuhlongozwa ukuba kwenziwe ukuhlolwa kwedijithali kanye neqembu eligxilwe. Ezinkampanini ezinkulu kunezisusa eziningi zezenzo ezinjalo:
- sebenzisa isabelomali somnyango wakho ocwaningweni
- vivinya ngempela i-hypothesis futhi uthole ukulunga kwangaphandle, okubalulekile
- khombisa ukuthi abasebenzi ababambe iqhaza kulezi zinhlelo abaholelwa ize.
Futhi yebo, kuyenzeka ukuthi imicimbi engathi sína enjalo ibanjwe ngezinqumo ezingasho lutho njengokuhlola ikhasi lokufika likaNcibijane. Lezi yizindleko ezingafanelekile, kungcono ukuphendukela ekuhlolweni kwe-a/b :)
Ngaphezu kwalokho, phakathi nomhlangano, kudalulwa izimbangela ezibalulekile zalokhu kuziphatha kwabaphathi benkampani.
"Sifuna ukugwema ukwehluleka, ukuze kungabikho isizinda esibi." Kusobala ukuthi inkampani iyawesaba amaphutha ngoba angaphazamisa isithunzi sayo. Ngeshwa, esikhathini sethu, ulwazi (ngisho olungaqinisekiswanga) lusakazeka ngokushesha futhi kulula ukulidlula futhi ungenzi isinqumo kunokufakazela kamuva ukuthi awulona ikamela futhi uchithe imali ekuxhumaneni kwe-anti-crisis, okuyinto, ngaphezu kwalokho, ayihlinzeki. noma yiziphi iziqinisekiso. Lesi sici sijwayelekile cishe kuzo zonke izinkampani.
"Iglue inobuthi, futhi sifuna ukugwema ukubonakala njengenkampani enobuthi." Futhi, isithombe senkampani asibalulekile kuphela ngaphakathi, kodwa nangaphandle, ikakhulukazi ukuze ukhethe abafake izicelo ezinhle kakhulu. Uma kunamahlebezi amabi mayelana nenkampani, ngeke kusakwazi ukuthola uchwepheshe opholile. Futhi abathengi bangahlukumeza inkampani ngento encane ewubuwula.
"Lokhu kungqubuzana nefilosofi yethu yamahhala yensimbi," "bazosamukela." Inkampani ibheka emuva ezinkambisweni ezibalulekile. Ikakhulukazi, lapha nangaphezulu sibona ukuthi inkampani isincike kwelinye lamathrendi anemfashini futhi anempikiswano - i-ecology. Ngempela, uma inkampani eyaziwayo yenza okuthile okungahambisani nemvelo, izobhekana nolaka lwamakhasimende hhayi kuphela, kodwa nezinkampani ezingenzi nzuzo kanye nabameli. Futhi lesi futhi isithunzi, ubungozi, imali...
Izindlela zokuxhumana zenkampani nazo ziyathakazelisa. Okokuqala, kumenyezelwa ukuthi omunye wabaphathi uzothumela incwadi elandela umhlangano (ngendlela, ngesizathu esithile abazange bakhulume igama elithi "ukulandelela", kuzwakala ekupheleni kwayo yonke imihlangano yezinkampani ezinkulu. ), bese kuthi iziteshi nezingxoxo zidalwe ngokushesha kuzithunywa ezisheshayo. Futhi izici ezimbili zokuphatha zesimanje ziyembulwa.
- Wonke umuntu uzwakalisa isizathu sokuthi kungani ekhethe lesi noma leso sithunywa. Lokhu futhi kuyingxenye yokususwa kwesibopho - ngazise, ngaphikisana, futhi wenza okufunayo.
- Kusetshenziswe ubuchwepheshe obuningi. Ngempela, inkampani eyodwa ingaba nezithunywa ezingu-2-3 + mail + chatroom. Lokhu akulungile, kuyadida, kusabalalisa ulwazi futhi kunciphisa ukusebenza kahle. Inkinga ukuthi izinkampani zingakwazi ukunxenxa ubuchwepheshe obuthile ngamaqembu abasebenzi, bese kuba nokungqubuzana kwezintshisekelo.
Ngesikhathi esifanayo, umphathi-umhlaziyi unikeza ukubuka isethulo ku-Keynote. Futhi, kufanele ngisho, lokhu kuyisinyathelo esihle: ulwazi luboniswa futhi alufiki kuphela ngesiteshi somsindo, kodwa futhi nangombono, okuthuthukisa umbono. Ngisho nakuvidiyo lena "indawo ecacile", umbono omuhle. Lokhu akusho ukuthi udinga ukuchitha isikhathi sokusebenza ezethulweni kunoma iyiphi into encane (sikhumbula ukuthi kungani amaqhawe ehlangene?), Kodwa uma isihloko sibucayi, ukusekelwa kwencazelo ngamaslayidi kuyisimangaliso esihle kubahlanganyeli bomhlangano.
Sisele namaphuzu amathathu amqoka.
Inkinga yezikhathi ezinde zokuthatha izinqumo. “Uhlezi ngezinqe futhi awukwazi ukuxazulula inkinga. Ngenkathi unquma ukuthi hlobo luni lwenhlabamkhosi okufanele silume, sagetshengwa izikhathi eziyisithupha. Unquma unyaka - unyaka! “Kufanele ngikubeke kuphi okokupholisa?” umphathi wezimpahla, empeleni, owadala le ajenda, unyakazisa umoya.
Ngempela, uchungechunge lokugunyazwa enkampanini enkulu alukwazi nje ukunciphisa iphrojekthi, kodwa futhi lubangele ukulimala okuthile - isibonelo, ukumosha noma ukonakalisa insiza, ukuphuthelwa yithuba lemakethe, ukwehluleka ukusebenzisa i-automation ngesikhathi, njll. Futhi, kukhona ukulingisa umsebenzi (ukuxhumanisa), umsebenzi uyenzeka ngokusemthethweni, kodwa asikho isinqumo sokugcina. Amabhizinisi amancane awakwazi ukukhokhela ukunethezeka okunjalo - azoqothuka :)
Okokugcina, okuwukuphela kwesixazululo esiphusile esihlongozwayo ukusebenzisa “izikulufu zepulasitiki ezenziwe ngodoti ogaywe kabusha wasolwandle” kuphawu. Isinqumo esihle esivela kumuntu oneholo lesigidi (ugh, sisebenzile) - sithathe futhi sikwenze. Kodwa-ke sibuyela eqinisweni lokuthi umlingisi ongemuhle wevidiyo ngumphathi wokuhlinzeka, ngoba uhlephula umsebenzi ngokweziqondiso bese ebuza umbuzo omusha: “Ingabe ikhanda lesikulufa kufanele lenzelwe i-screwdriver ye-Phillips noma ikhanda le-hex?" I-trigger isebenzile, yonke into iqala kabusha kumbuthano, umhlangano uhleliwe. Okusho ukuthi, ngisho nasemsebenzini omncane kangako, umsebenzi uyazikhulula emthwalweni wokuthatha isinqumo. Kodwa ungajahi ukumlahla - mhlawumbe inkampani ishushisa noma yisiphi isinqumo esizimele kanye nesinyathelo, uyazi ukuthi yenzani kumqali.
Ngakho-ke, sibone inkampani evamile, encike embonweni wangaphandle kanye nesibopho esifiphalisa kakhulu. Impela lena yinkampani engasebenzi kahle exhase ngemithombo yemali engenayo. Ngakho-ke, kubasebenzi bezinkampani ezinkulu, ividiyo "iwukuphila kwempilo," futhi kubasebenzi bamabhizinisi amancane naphakathi kuyisizathu sokuhleka izinto ezithile, cha, cha, ezidlulayo. Ikakhulukazi uma kuqashwa umphathi ophumelelayo ovela ebhizinisini elikhulu. Sidinga ukufundisa kabusha :)
Mayelana ne-Newspeak
Ekugcineni, ngizophendukela esihlokweni esikhulu sevidiyo - i-Newspeak, ulimi lwasehhovisi olugcwele ama-anglicisms nalapho lungadingeki khona. Ngiyisisebenzi sesimanjemanje esiwaqonda ngokuphelele wonke lawa magama; kwenzeka ukuthi emisebenzini edlule kwadingeka ngiwasebenzise lapho ingakavamile (2008-2010). Ngakho, konke lapha kucace ngokwedlulele.
- Amagama anjalo enza inkulumo ibe nesisindo esibonakalayo; ukuxoxa kancane kwembula okuhlangenwe nakho komphathi “esimisweni senhlangano.”
- Bafihla amaphutha, izinkinga kanye nezikulufu eziqondile.
- Bagqamisa abambalwa abakhethiwe abawaqondayo la mazwi.
- Bakunikeza umuzwa wobuchwepheshe - uzizwa sengathi usezigcawini ezihamba phambili zamafilimu ebhizinisi laseMelika.
Kodwa konke lokhu kuyiqiniso kuze kube seqophelweni elithile. Uma uba uchwepheshe, uyaqonda ukuthi ngumuntu owazi kahle isihloko kuphela ongachaza ngolimi lwesintu nangeminwe yakhe. Futhi abantu abanjalo abadingi i-newspeak yasehhovisi.
Impela, amanye amagama, ikakhulukazi ku-IT, ngeke esaphela ukusetshenziswa: siyaphinda futhi sizibophezele, silungise futhi sihlole, sikhiphe futhi sithumele emkhiqizweni. Lawa amajagoni ochwepheshe. Kodwa udinga ukuqeda isixazululo kanye disizhin :)
Ngesikhathi ngibhala, ngacabanga ukuthi kwavela into efana nendatshana ethi "umbhali ubecabangani ngesikhathi ebhala le noveli," nakuba kungenzeka ukuthi akazange acabange lutho, kodwa waphuza iwayini futhi waphupha nge-serf encane. Ngakho-ke kulapha - asazi ukuthi umbhali wesikrini ubecabangani, kodwa ukuhleka kwethu nobungako bale vidiyo kunezimpawu ezinkulu. Futhi kuhle ukuthi inqobo nje uma sihleka, kusho ukuthi konke kuhamba kahle ngokuzigxeka.
Source: www.habr.com