Impi iyindlela yokukhohlisa. "Ubuciko Bempi" ngu-Sun Tzu.
Ngelinye ilanga umngane wami wangifonela engicela ukuthi angisize nginqobe umncintiswano. Uqhubekile nokulwela indawo yokuqala emqhudelwaneni wonobuhle, kodwa kwangalunga. Lowo owayeqhudelana naye wayehlale ehamba phambili.
Izimo zomncintiswano zazimi kanje: bekufanele ulayishe isithombe sakho ku-albhamu yeqembu bese ucela abangani bakho ukuthi babeke amazwana kulesi sithombe ngokulandelana, ukwengeza izinombolo, isibonelo: 1, 2, 3, njll. Lowo owayeqhudelana naye wayehlale ephambi kwakhe. Ngesikhathi esifanayo, isithombe esincintisanayo sasimane sibi futhi sathathwa ngocingo lwangaphambi kwezamcolo. Emqhudelwaneni wadlala ngokungcolile, weqa kalula izinombolo ezimbalwa futhi ngokuvamile wayeziphatha ngendlela evusa inkanuko. Futhi waba nabangane abambalwa ngokuphindwe kathathu. Uphumelele kanjani? Ubuhlakani kumuntu womngani wami bathola ukuthi unosisi futhi ujola ne-Avon cosmetics futhi unabangane abangaphezu kwenkulungwane. Ngakho umngane wami walwa nebutho lonke.
Ngavuma ukusiza, nakuba ngangingazi ukuthi kanjani. Into yokuqala ayenza kwaba ukumtshela ukuthi ayeke ukuqhudelana, ngoba kwakuwumsebenzi ongenamsebenzi. Kuwubuphukuphuku ukulwa ngqo uma amabutho engalingani. Ngaleso sikhathi wayengowesibili. Wathi akaphumule athathe ikhefu okwamanje. Futhi wahamba wayocabanga. Umbono wokuqala wawulula futhi uvinjelwe, thenga izinkulungwane ezimbalwa zama-akhawunti angakwesokunxele ngobuningi ku-inthanethi futhi uwasebenzise ukuze unqobe isitha. Ukusesha okusheshayo ku-inthanethi kanye nokuthinta i-ICQ akuzange kunikeze imiphumela. Kwavela ukuthi i-VKontakte yethula ukubhaliswa ngenombolo yocingo futhi manje akulula kakhulu ukuthola ama-akhawunti.
Hhayi-ke, ake siqhubekele phambili ku-Plan B. Uma singakwazi ukunqoba ngenkani, sizoyithatha ngobuqili. Ngagijima ezitolo ngathola lapho kwakunamakhadi e-SIM ashibhe kakhulu; kwavela ukuthi kwakungamakhadi e-Megafon SIM. 60 rub kuphela. Futhi yonke imali iku-akhawunti, okuyi-plus. Umphathi ngokushesha wabuza intombazane: ngingakwazi ukuthatha amakhadi amaningi e-SIM ngesikhathi esisodwa? Phendula: kunjalo! I-oda 20pcs. Intombazane ayizange imangele. Ngenxa yelukuluku, ngabuza: i.e. Kulungile ukuthi ngithathe ama-SIM card amaningi kangaka? Kodwa intombazane yaphendula yathi konke kuhamba kahle, kuyenzeka, ithi baphuma esigodini bathathe zonke izihlobo kanye kanye. Hhayi-ke, KULUNGILE. Into eyayinzima kakhulu kimina, isihlakaniphi sekhompyutha, kwakuwukusayina izinkontileka zawo wonke lawa makhadi e-SIM, ngokuphindwe. Amaphepha, brrr!..
Lapho ngifika ekhaya, ngaqala ukubhalisa ama-akhawunti e-Vontakte kulawa makhadi e-SIM. Ube matasa usuku lonke. Akukho okuzenzakalelayo kwenani elinjalo akunangqondo. Ukushintsha ngokushesha amakhadi e-SIM, ngisebenzise imodemu, kulula ukuwashintsha lapho. Ngokuhlwa konke kwase kumi ngomumo. Iqembu lami elikhulu lama-zombie fighters angu-20. Wonke umuntu waqeqeshwa, waqeqeshwa futhi walinda iqembu labo ekuqashweni (bafakwe eqenjini futhi balinda emaphikweni). Uhlelo lwalulula. Umngane uphinde aqale ukuncintisana noqhudelana naye, ezama ukuhambisana naye futhi emizuzwini yokugcina impela, lapho sekusele okuncane kakhulu ngaphambi kokuphela komncintiswano, ngokushesha uvote nama-zombie fighters ami futhi uhlwithe ukunqoba entanjeni. Kodwa icebo lami lalingahloselwe ukufezeka.
Cishe ihora ngaphambi kokuphela komncintiswano, saqala ukulingisa. Umngani uhlukumeze abangani bakhe wabacela ukuthi bajoyine iqembu futhi babhale inombolo yabo. Bengikwenye ikhompuyutha, ngilinde isikhathi sami. Ngokushesha satholana nomuntu esincintisana naye. Ngaleso sikhathi besinamavoti angama-30 ngemuva kwakhe. Kodwa ngokumangalisayo, akazange asabele nganoma iyiphi indlela emsebenzini wethu. Ngaphezu kwalokho, kwavela ukuthi kwakungekho ngisho ku-inthanethi. Wayeqiniseka kakhulu ngokunqoba kwakhe kangangokuthi akazange azihluphe nangokuvela ekupheleni komncintiswano! Ekupheleni kwehora, umngane wami wayeseliqoqile inani lamavoti adingekayo futhi waze wadlula yena. Kodwa sengeze amaZombi ami noma kunjalo. Iqembu lami le-super-duper elite, obekufanele lidale isiphithiphithi nokwethuka ezinhlwini zesitha, laphenduka isixuku nje sezigebengu ezibulala amasosha alele ngaphansi kobumnyama.
Ezinsukwini ezimbalwa kamuva, ukunqoba emncintiswaneni kwaqinisekiswa. Kwenye indawo kumazwana ababhale mayelana nama-zombies ami ukuthi angama-fake. Yebo, bekungenangqondo ukuthatha izithombe zokuqala ezivele ocwaningweni. Kodwa abawinile abahlulelwa, akunjalo?
By the way, oqhudelana naye uthumele umlayezo ojabulisayo odongeni ukuthi wathatha indawo yesibili emncintiswaneni. Kwamukelwe ukunqotshwa ngesizotha. Kuyancomeka.
Awu, ngingubani? Ngaya esaluni esemthethweni ngavimba wonke ama-SIM card, ngakhipha imali kuwo ngawafaka enombolweni yami. Futhi izimpisi zondliwa futhi izimvu ziphephile futhi umalusi unenkumbulo yaphakade.
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