Bangibiza ngeNkosi. Uma usebenzisa amalebula owajwayele, kusho ukuthi ngingumxhumanisi. Ngokunembayo, umnikazi wohlobo olusha lwenkampani yokubonisana. Ngiqhamuke nohlelo lapho inkampani yami iqinisekisiwe ukuthi izothola imali ehloniphekile, kuyilapho, okuxakile, izuzisa iklayenti.
Ucabanga ukuthi uyini umnyombo wohlelo lwami lwebhizinisi? Awusoze waqagela. Ngithengisa amafekthri abahleli bezinhlelo zabo, kanye ne-automation yabo. Kuyabiza kakhulu, kunjalo.
Njengoba uzwisisile endabeni yami edlule, bengingumqondisi ophumelele kakhulu. Abaningi benu abazange bangikholelwe - kodwa, ngokukhuthala, nizothola izincwadi zami zakudala, lapho nizothola igama lami langempela futhi nifunde ngempumelelo yami. Nokho, ngikhetha ukungazikhangisi.
Ngesinye isikhathi ngabona ukubaluleka kwesistimu ezenzakalelayo nabahleli. Ngingathanda ukudonsela ukunaka kwakho ukubaluleka kwe-automation njengenqubo. Isistimu ye-automation onayo iyamangalisa. Futhi umhleli onawo uyigolide nje. Kodwa uzoqonda lokhu kuphela kwelinye lamacala amabili: noma uzokushiya (amathuba ozowaqonda aphansi), noma ngizomthengisa kuwe.
Ngizoqala ngokulandelana. Okokuqala, lapho nginquma ukuqala leli bhizinisi, ngakhetha imakethe. Angizange ngicabange isikhathi eside - ngemva kwakho konke, nganginolwazi lokuphatha ipulazi lezinkukhu. Uma siyikhipha kancane, sithola imingcele elandelayo: ibhizinisi elidala elakhiwe ngezikhathi zaseSoviet, abasebenzi abaningi kusukela ngaleso sikhathi, umnikazi omusha ongaqondi lutho ngaleli bhizinisi, umqondisi oqashiwe - kubalulekile ukuthi kungaveli phakathi abasebenzi bangaphambilini, futhi, into esemqoka yisifundazwe.
Umqondo wokukhetha le ndawo ethile yomsebenzi akuyona eyami, ngiwuthathe kubafana ababili. Omunye wayesebenzisa i-ISO ngesikhathi lapho wonke umuntu ecabanga ukuthi isitifiketi sisho okuthile. Omunye wayehileleke ekwenziweni kwezimboni ezisebenzisa i-1C ngo-2005-2010, lapho kwakusabisa kunoma iyiphi imboni ukusebenza kunoma yini enye (futhi, ngokuvamile, engaqondakali).
Laba bafana babenezizathu ezahlukene zalokhu kukhetha. Okokuqala, ibanga elisuka kumnikazi kanye nokuhambela kwakhe okungajwayelekile kwanikeza abaqondisi bendawo inkululeko ethile. Okwesibili, esifundazweni kunenkinga nabasebenzi, okusho ukuthi ungakwazi ukuzitholela "wena" isikhathi eside impela. Okwesithathu, ukushoda okufanayo kwabasebenzi okuthintekayo, okokuqala, abaphathi. Zonke izinhlobo zamabhuzu azizwayo zazisebenza kulezi zimboni.
Kungenzeka ukuthi yingakho babezimisele kakhulu ukuya kunoma yiluphi uhlobo lwempi, ngaphandle kwesiteleka sendlala. ISO, kanjalo ISO. 1C, ngakho 1C. Isizinda yindawo. njll.
Empeleni, laba bafana bangilungisele imakethe enhle. Lapho kwethulwa khona i-ISO, akekho owayeqonda ukuthi kusetshenzwa kanjani. Ngaphambi kokuba zibe khona izinqubo, isitshalo sasihamba, ngisho nokukhula, futhi asizange sicabange lutho olubi ngokwaso. Futhi izinga le-ISO liyithuluzi elikahle lokudala imizwa yecala ngaphandle kokuluhlaza. Babhala amaphepha anezinqubo zabo, kodwa basebenza ngokuvumelana nohlobo oluthile lwesikimu esimaphakathi - into ebaluleke kakhulu, njengokukhiqiza, ukuthengisa, ukuhlinzeka, njll. bakwenza ngendlela abahlale bekwenza ngayo, futhi benza konke ukuhlambalaza, njengezinkontileka, ukugunyazwa, njll, ngokusho kwe-ISO.
Labo abasebenza ngokuvumelana ne-ISO ngezikhathi ezithile bahlambalaza “Amakholwa Amadala” ngokunamathela eNkathini Yamatshe. Ngokuhlakanipha, wonke umuntu uyaqonda ukuthi asikho isidingo sokusebenza ngokuvumelana ne-ISO, kodwa i-subconscious ithi - cha, bafana, uhlomile nje, ngakho awukwazi ukusebenza ngokuvumelana nezinqubo. Kungaba ngcono, kunjalo, ukube bebengazi nhlobo nge-ISO.
I-Automation ivule indlela engcono nakakhulu. Noma yimuphi umkhiqizo wesofthiwe, iwebhusayithi, insizakalo efekthri yesifundazwe ingachazwa ngegama elilodwa: ayisebenziswanga kahle. Abanumzane abathintekayo kwi-automation abafuni ukukubona lokhu, nakuba lena imakethe enkulu uma ilinywe kahle, kodwa ibhizinisi labo.
Kodwa kukhona okukhethekile: umkhiqizo awuzange usetshenziswe kancane. Kodwa ukuze uqonde lokhu, udinga ukujula kukho. Kepha ngumenzi wohlelo kuphela ongakwazi, akufunayo futhi azongena kukho.
Uma ufuna ukuhlola ukuthi uhlelo lolwazi seluke lwasetshenziswa yini embonini noma cha, buza umbuzo olula: ngibonise umbiko oqukethe zonke izinto ezishodayo njengamanje kanye nemikhiqizo ethengiwe ecishe iqedwe. Kubalulekile ukuthi ibe ohlelweni, hhayi ku-Excel, futhi ingabalwa ngosomnotho ekuqaleni kwenyanga noma isonto, futhi ingafakwanga ngesandla (abanye benza lokhu).
Uma impendulo ithi “cha” kusho ukuthi uhlelo alusetshenziswanga kahle. Uma ungumhleli, khona-ke uyaqonda ukuthi bekusele isinyathelo esisodwa kuphela sokunqoba - ukuqoqa yonke idatha ngendlela eyodwa. Kodwa idatha isivele ikhona. Umsebenzi oyisisekelo wokusabalalisa itafula elilodwa kwelinye, kucatshangelwa izinto eziza kuqala ukusetshenziswa kanye nokushintshana kwezinto, kanye ne-voila - unohlu oluphelele nolunembile lwalokho okudingeka ukuthenge.
Kodwa akekho othatha lesi sinyathelo sokugcina. Umphathi we-supply akangeni kukho, uvele akhononde ngokuthi kukhona okungazenzekelanga kuye. Umqondisi usekhathele ukulalela lokhu, futhi akasabeli. Kodwa umklami akanandaba, ngoba uhlale eniselwa nge-slop - amabhakede amancane, amabhakede amaningi, uyini umehluko? Lapho bethela i-slop kuwe, kungcono ukungawuvuli umlomo wakho - uzowugwinya. Zonke sezinesikhathi eside zigcwele izimpaphe, njengamahansi - ziyaconsa ngenkathi uhamba usuka emhlanganweni uya emgodini wakho.
Ngakho, nansi imboni yethu. Ngandlela-thile kuyasebenza, kodwa yena ngokwakhe ucabanga ukuthi kubi. Izinqubo zimbi, akukho okuzenzakalelayo, isiza asisizi ngalutho, kuyihlazo ngisho ukuziyela wena ngokwakho. Uma uya efekthri njengamanje, ungawafudumeza. Kodwa, ngeshwa, lesi sikhathi sidlula ngokushesha kakhulu - "ukushisekela izwe imvubelo" esikalini sendawo kubangelwa.
Njengoba nje umuntu eziqinisekisa kancane kancane ukuthi konke kuhamba kahle kuye, kanjalo nebhizinisi, ikakhulukazi umqondisi. Ekuqaleni - ngenxa yentukuthelo yokuthi akukho lutho olungashintshwa, ngisho nezinkinga ezisobala. Bamane bayeke noma yimiphi imizamo futhi bavele basebenze ngokusemandleni abo. Bese kuvela amahlaya, agqugquzelwa izindaba eziningi ezihlekisayo mayelana nabazoba ngabaxhumanisi, izinhlamvu zesiliva ezingamanga kanye namaphrojekthi oshintsho ahlulekile. Yilapho ukuthanda izwe kungena khona. Kubukeka sengathi siyikho, futhi yonke lembudane ivela komubi, futhi akukho mqondo kuyo.
Kunzima kakhulu kumqondisi wemboni enjalo ukuthi athengise noma yiluphi uhlobo lokubonisana. Ngokunokwenzeka, ngeke aze avume ukuhlangana nawe. Akazange afunde izincwadi noma izihloko isikhathi eside. Akayi ezingqungqutheleni. Cishe zonke izindlela eziya ebuchosheni nasemphefumulweni wakhe zivaliwe kwabeluleki. Futhi lapha ngiqhamuke nesixazululo esithokozisayo.
Ukuze uqonde incazelo yayo, khumbula ifilimu ethi "Inception" kaChristopher Nolan, edlala uLeonardo DiCaprio. Bayakwazi ukuxhumana nomuntu olele, bangene ephusheni lakhe, bamnike umbono. Bona ngokwabo babiza le nqubo ngokuthi "ukusebenza". Iphuzu liwukuthi ngemva kokuvuka, kubonakala kumuntu ukuthi umqondo ungowakhe, futhi awubekwanga ngaphandle. Kulokhu kuphela lapho ezokwenza ukuqaliswa kwayo.
Yiqiniso, angazi ukuthi ngingawafaka kanjani amaphupho, kodwa ngithole indlela yokuphuma. Ngibeka “isilima” esitshalweni - ngineqembu lonke. I-CIO isebenza "njengesilima".
Okuxakayo ukuthi, amafekthri esifundazwe athanda ukuqasha abaqondisi be-IT basemadolobheni amakhulu okuthi, ngokwentando yesiphetho, bazithole besezindaweni zabo ezivulekile. Sesikucabangile konke - size simnikeze ukubhaliswa kwasendaweni, siqhamuke nenganekwane ethi ugogo wakhe uhlala la, noma wayehlale ephupha ehlala eduze nomfula, noma i-downshifter ayiqediwe (ngomqondo wokuthi iyaqhubeka ukusebenza), nezinye izinketho ezimbalwa. Into eyinhloko ukuthi "idiot" ayibukeki njenge-Varangian, kodwa ibonakala ifana neyakhe.
Ngakho-ke ufika esitshalweni, uletha ama-diploma akhe, engiwanikeza ngokukhululekile kuzo zonke "izilima," futhi uqashwe ngenjabulo. Unezincomo zangempela, ngoba phakathi “kweziphukuphuku” usebenza “njengomsindisi” (okuningi ngalokho kamuva), ngakho akekho u-HR ozombukela phansi, ikakhulukazi owasesigodini.
Khona-ke "isilima" sinomsebenzi olula - ukuba isilima. Cishe njengoPrince Myshkin waseDostoevsky. Ngithathe umbono encwadini ye-inthanethi ethi “Career Steroids” - lapho le ndlela ibizwa ngokuthi “Cliquey”, ngayilungisa kuphela - nginamaqembu ayisiphukuphuku. U-Klikusha ungumuntu obonisa ngokukhululekile izinkinga zebhizinisi, kodwa uyazi ukuthi ungazixazulula kanjani. Lena indlela yokuheha ukunaka kuwe, futhi lapho kusebenza, ukuxazulula inkinga ngobuhlakani. Kodwa iqembu eliyisiphukuphuku alazi ukuthi linganquma kanjani noma yini.
Cabanga nje ngomhlangano ovamile wamasonto onke. Umqondisi ubuza wonke umuntu, ngamunye ngamunye, ukuthi baqhuba kanjani. Wonke umuntu ukhononda ngokuthile, izinto ezincane. Isibonelo, ukukhiqiza ukhomba umunwe ekunikezeni - ingxenye eyodwa encane ayikho, yingakho umkhiqizo ungahlanganiswa. Nokho, abahlinzeki bempahla bageje isikebhe futhi abazange basi-ode ngesikhathi. Imvamisa wonke umuntu uzohlala athule, ikakhulukazi azonikeza iziyalezo kumphathi wezokuhlinzeka, njengokuthi “thatha ukulawula komuntu siqu.” Futhi iqembu lethu eliyisiphukuphuku liphakamisa isandla salo, futhi, njengeqhawe likaMakovetsky elithi "The Twelve," lithi - linda, bangane, ake sikubone!
Futhi uqala ukubuza imibuzo ehlakaniphile ngokubukeka okuyisiphukuphuku. Kwenzeka kanjani ukuthi bangathengi ingxenye elula? Kungaba kuhle uma bekuyinto eyinkimbinkimbi, ukuthutha lapho esuka eKorea, kodwa ngaphansi kwezigwegwe, ngaphandle kwalokho bazokwenza kunoma yiliphi igalaji. Futhi ngenxa yalokhu, ukukhiqiza kubiza kakhulu. Kungenzeka kanjani lokhu?
Njengoba “isilima” sethu sisanda kusebenza, asithunyelwa ngokushesha. Bazama ukuchaza, kodwa kuvela kabi. Umphathi wokuhlinzeka ukhuluma ngokuthile mayelana nokuthi abantu benza kanjani izinto eziningi, bahlala bephazamiseka, abaniki imali ngesikhathi, ngakho-ke umbolekisi mkhulu, yonke into incike ku-snot. Kuze kube yilapho umphathi we-producer eqala ukuzibophela kuyena - abone ukuthi umlingani wakhe usesimweni esingesihle. Futhi isilima sethu sihlezi, sishaya izinkophe, sinqekuzisa ikhanda, futhi sibuze imibuzo emisha - eholayo. Isiza ukuvula.
Njengoba ungacabanga, okuhloswe kakhulu kule nhlolokhono ngumqondisi, ohlezi futhi alalele. Akajwayele ukulalela ingxoxo enjalo - azibonakali ziphikisana, futhi zixoxa ngezinqubo ezijwayelekile, kodwa ngendlela engavamile. Futhi kancane kancane uba nesithakazelo, ngoba... yena uqobo wayesenesikhathi eside engabuzi imibuzo enjalo - selokhu aba umthandi wezwe.
Isimo siphindaphindiwe izikhathi eziningana, kuzo zonke izinhlobo zokuhlukahluka. Ekugcineni, “isilima” sethu siqala ukucasula abantu - bayeke ukubeka izaba futhi baqhubeke nokuhlasela. Yilokho okwakudingeka. "I-idiot" ngokushesha iphakamisa izidladla zayo futhi izama ukuthulisa wonke umuntu - bathi, kungani behlasela, bengifuna nje ukuthola izimbangela zezinkinga. Nginawe, siyiqembu elilodwa, blah blah blah. Usebenzisa imisho eminingana ebanjwe ngekhanda, njengokuthi "izinkinga kumele zixoxwe ngokukhululekile", "uma inkinga ingabonakali, ngeke ixazululwe", njll. Ngemva kokuhlehla okunjalo, cishe njalo usekelwa umqondisi.
Futhi manje cishe sekungeyethu, kunesinyathelo esisodwa sokugcina esisele. Umqondisi uqala ukucabanga ukuthi “isiphukuphuku” siyaqonda okuthile futhi singasiza ekuxazululeni izinkinga azitholile yena ngokwakhe. Iqembu elivamile lingenza lokhu, kodwa ake ngikukhumbuze, sineqembu eliyisiphukuphuku. Umqondisi uyambiza ngengxoxo bese ebuza - damn, dude, ulungile, ake sixazulule izinkinga zesitshalo. Ngilungele ukusebenza nawe kuphela, abanye bahlezi ulimi lwabo lunamathele ezimbongolo zabo, bakhathazeke ngendawo yabo kuphela. Futhi wena, ngiyabona, awesabi muntu nanoma yini, ungathatha umthwalo wemfanelo, ngizokunikeza i-carte blanche.
“Isilima” saphendula umqondisi ngokumelene neqembu labanye “abashisekeli bezwe abanemvubelo,” okwakuyilokho okwakudingeka. Manje kumele ehluleke. Uthatha iphrojekthi yoshintsho yesikhashana, hhayi ehlobene ne-IT, futhi uyahluleka. Ukuze ngokuphahlazeka, umsindo nomusi. Awukwazi ukushiya umbono wokuthi "cishe kwenzekile" - kufanele kube kubi ngempela.
Yilapho i-equation ihlangana khona ngokuphelele. Umqondisi usakhumbula ukuthi unezinkinga eziningi embonini yakhe. Usakholelwa ekutheni iqembu lonke lingama-sycophants angamazisi ngobunzima, abufihle ngaphansi kwengubo. Usenephupho lokuxazulula izinkinga. Kodwa useyaqonda ukuthi akekho kulesi sitshalo ozomsiza. Ngisho ne-CIO "isiphukuphuku" eyamsiza ukuba abone isithombe sangempela. Okubaluleke kakhulu ukuthi umqondisi usakhumbula zonke izinkinga. Ngokwezwi nezwi, unohlu olubhalwe phansi encwadini yakhe yokubhalela.
Ngokwemvelo, uxosha "i-idiot" - ye-idiocy, yebo. Siyamholela kulokhu thina. Kwenzeka ukuthi umqondisi uyangabaza ngokuxoshwa - khona-ke "isiphukuphuku" sethu sidlala ngokwethembeka futhi sihamba sodwa - bathi, angikwazanga ukubhekana nakho, angisafuni ukukuthwalisa kanzima.
Futhi nakhu - Umzuzu. Umqondisi ufudumele. Yilapho engingena khona. Ngizokutshela ukuthi kungani ngemva kwesikhashana. Okokuqala mayelana nomklami.
Akulula ngomhleli wefekthri. Ngokuvamile badlala indima eyodwa kwezintathu - i-nerd, i-scumbag noma ayinandaba. Isigebengu yilowo wonke umuntu omemezayo, uhlezi enecala, akenzi lutho, asule iphenti. I-scumbag - wafunda ukukhombisa amazinyo akhe, ngakho-ke akekho omhlupha kakhulu, ngaphandle kwabaphathi abasha, ucabangela ibhizinisi lakhe - njengetoho. Umuntu ongenandaba uyakwenza lokho amtshela kona, noma esho into ewubulima ngokuphelele.
Kunomphumela owodwa kuphela: umhleli akenzi lutho oluwusizo. I-nerd ingase ingakusoli lokhu - asikho isikhathi. I-scumbag kanye nokunganaki ngasese, futhi ngezinye izikhathi obala, bahleka imisebenzi engenayo, kodwa abalethi noma iyiphi inzuzo. Abahleli bezinhlelo bayaziqhenya ngisho nalesi simo - bathi, sihlakaniphile, kanti abanye bayiziwula, kodwa ngeke sibatshele ngakho.
Kodwa ngidinga umklami, ngaphandle kwakhe umphumela uzoba mubi kakhulu. Ngaphambilini, ngangikwenza kalula - "isilima" sami sakhuluma naye ngokwethembeka futhi samtshela ngomsebenzi wakhe "we-idiotic". Umphumela waba yinhlekelele - umdwebi wezinhlelo wadalula i-CIO. Ikakhulukazi ngenxa yokwesaba, ukuze ungagcini imfihlo, ongayikhokha kamuva. Ngemva kwemizamo embalwa engaphumelelanga, ngashintsha igama elithi "idiots".
Manje baziphatha kabi kakhulu phambi kwabahleli bohlelo kunaphambi kwabanye abaphathi babo. Ngokunembile, babonakala kubo njengeziwula ezinkulu nakakhulu, ikakhulukazi njengoba akunzima - umklami uhlakaniphile, phela. Kwanele ukukhipha umbhedo izikhathi ezimbalwa mayelana ne-automation, ikhodi yohlelo, ukwenza kabusha, njll. Kungcono futhi uqale ukufaka ingcindezi kumhleli, umnike ingcindezi yesikhathi, ukuhlolwa kwamabhuku kwangaphandle, nokumphendulela amatafula. Banga ukuzizonda okukhulu.
Ngicabanga ukuthi uyaqonda ukuthi kungani. Uma “isilima” siqala ukunuka sengathi kukhona okuthosiwe, umdidiyeli uzithola eseqhulwini kulabo abafuna ukujikijela itshe emntwini ominzile. Kodwa, uma abanye bekhazimula nje, umklami ufuna ukunyathela “isiphukuphuku” odongeni. Futhi uyavula, ecabanga ukuthi unikeza ukwaziswa “komgwaqo.”
Ukhuluma ngobuqotho ngazo zonke izinkinga ze-automation "i-idiot" engazange ibone. Ubala bonke ubudlelwane phakathi kwabantu okuvimbela ukuthuthukiswa kwenkampani - ngubani oyisihlobo sakhe, osenkingeni, obeka imisebenzi eyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu, bese engasebenzisi imiphumela ye-automation, njll. Uchitha yonke into ngenhloso yokukhombisa ukuthi yena, ongumhleli wezinhlelo, uhlakaniphe kunomqondisi we-IT wenhloko-dolobha. Omunye waze wabhala isihloko kuyi-Internet.
Konke lokhu kwenzeka ngaphambi kokuba "isilima" sixoshwe, bese kufika isikhathi sakhe. Umqambi akasenaso isikhathi sokucabanga, futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, asikho isizathu sokuveza imfihlo, ngoba... I-CIO iyahamba. "I-Idiot" ikhuluma ngobuqotho mayelana nomsebenzi wayo, kungaba mathupha noma ngokubhala. Obhale lesi sihloko naye wathola isihloko ephendula. Akwenzi mehluko kithi ngayiphi indlela, kodwa okubalulekile ukuthi umqondo uyadlula.
Umqondo ulula: wena, umklami, wenza umbhedo, kodwa ungakwazi ukwenza ibhizinisi. Woza kithi. Sizohlela ukuthutha kwakho, sikuqashele indawo yokuhlala unyaka wonke, futhi sikukhokhele iholo elihloniphekile laseMoscow, elingaphezu kwesilinganiso senhloko-dolobha.
Futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, uzoshintsha ibhizinisi oshiye kulo. Ngemali ethe xaxa kuphela, eqenjini elinabahleli bohlelo abanolwazi, njengawe, kanye nalezo “ziphukuphuku” ezisebenza “njengabasindisi” ngesinye isikhathi. Kuze kube manje, akekho noyedwa umdidiyeli wohlelo owenqabile.
Khona-ke konke kulula. Ngenkathi "i-idiot" isebenza embonini - futhi lokhu kuyizinyanga eziyisithupha - sithole lonke ulwazi oludingekayo mayelana nezinkinga zebhizinisi. Asidingi ikhophi yesistimu yolwazi noma idatha - kwanele ukwazi inguqulo yesistimu nencazelo yomlomo yokuguqulwa okwenziwe kanye nezinqubo ezenziwayo.
Ngenkathi "isilima" sihlupheka, silungiselela isisombululo. Njengoba usuvele uqonda, hhayi "sizoxazulula zonke izinkinga zakho", njengoba abanye ochwepheshe benza - isixazululo esiqondile, esicacile, somongo sezinkinga ezithile zebhizinisi elithile. Ulwazi nentuthuko esikuqongelele isenza sikwazi ukwenza lokhu ngokushesha okukhulu.
Uma isitshalo sinezinkinga ngokuhlinzekwa ngesikhathi - futhi lokhu kungamaphesenti angama-90 amaklayenti ethu - silungiselela futhi silungise imojula ekhethekile yokubala izidingo. Uma inkinga enkulu iyizikhala zemali, simisa uhlelo lokutholwa kwazo ngesikhathi nokuvimbela. Uma ubuhlungu besitshalo buyizimvume ezinde kakhulu, khona-ke siletha isilawuli senqubo esenziwe ngokwezifiso nge-Iceberg eyakhelwe ngaphakathi, futhi ngaphezu kwalokho, isistimu yokugqugquzela eqinisekisiwe ukuqeda ukuphumula kwenqubo. Okubalulekile ukuthi kusithatha izinsuku ezimbalwa ukuqeda umsebenzi, kungasekho. Asihlali isikhathi esingangezinyanga eziyisithupha sigqolozela amakhodi, ngoba... Siyazi ukuthi izinkinga sezicishe zaxazululwa ohlelweni lolwazi lweklayenti.
Kodwa sishiya uqweqwe lwekhekhe kumhleli. Ngokuvamile, akudluli izinsuku ezimbalwa phakathi kokuthuthela kwakhe kithi nokuhlangana kwami nomqondisi. Lesi sikhathi sanele ukuthi umhleli ahlanganise isistimu yolwazi lwebhizinisi nentuthuko esiyilungisile. Kwesinye isikhathi usuku olulodwa lwanele, ngoba... amathuluzi ethu awacacile futhi kulula ukuwahlanganisa, futhi umhleli wazi uhlelo oluthile kangcono kunanoma ubani.
Empeleni, lokhu ukuphuma kwami. Ngiyabhala noma ngishayele umqondisi ngicele umhlangano. Angikaze ngaliwe ngoba ngikhetha isikhathi esifanele.
Manje ngizozama ukuchaza ukuze uqonde. Ngamunye wenu uke wabona ukukhangisa kokuqukethwe ku-inthanethi. Cishe ungacabanga ukuthi bangaki abantu abachofoza kukho. Akunzima - khumbula ukuthi uchofoze kangaki. Okunye kuyafana. Manje khumbula ukuthi nini futhi yisiphi isikhangiso osichofoze.
Ake sizibe izimo lapho ungawudingi umkhiqizo okhangiswayo, isibhengezo besipholile - lokhu akwenzeki. Angazi ngawe, kodwa ngichofoza kuphela uma kukhona isikhangiso somkhiqizo engiwudingayo ngaleso sikhathi. Umkhiqizo engizwa ubuhlungu ngaphandle kwawo.
Ngokwesibonelo, ngiphethwe izinyo. Sengiwaphuzile kakade amaphilisi engivame ukuwaphuza ngenxa yezinhlungu, kodwa awasizi kangako. Angikwazi ukuya kudokotela njengamanje ngenxa yezizathu eziningi. Bese ngibona isikhangiso - amaphilisi amangalisayo ekudambiseni ubuhlungu bamazinyo, futhi asuse ukuvuvukala. Yebo, ngiyaqonda ngobuhlakani ukuthi ngibone lesi sikhangiso ngoba muva nje bengifuna ulwazi olufanayo enjinini yokusesha. Kodwa anginandaba ngoba nginobuhlungu futhi ngichofoza esikhangisweni.
Kuyafana nabaqondisi bezitshalo. Athambile, afudumele, ngoba “isilima” sami sabazwisa ubuhlungu. Wacosha amanxeba amadala alulama “ngokushisekela izwe okunemvubelo.” Wabacasula ngokubuza isilima sakhe, esingenangqondo, kodwa ngqo emibuzweni eqondiswe kuye. Ngahlikihla usawoti ezilondeni ngokwenza umsebenzi wokushintsha ngehluleka. Isilonda somqondisi asigcini nje ubuhlungu - sikhipha igazi, singamvumeli ukuba akhohlwe ngaye ngomzuzu.
Lapha ngiphuma njengokukhangisa kwengqikithi. Sanibonani s'banibani igama lami ngingu Korol, ngiphuma enkampanini othi-no-bani, ngingaxazulula inkinga yakho ngokunikezwa kwe-warehouse No. 7. Noma ubunzima bakho ngezikhala zemali ezinkontileka zikahulumeni. Noma nciphisa isikhathi sokugunyaza izinkontileka kanye nemibhalo yokuklama ukusuka emavikini amabili ukuya osukwini olulodwa. Uyaqonda?
Angiyena u-Google, angidingi ukusebenza ngamathuba okungena enkingeni. Angishayanga ishiya, kodwa iso. Ibonisa izikhundla ezithile, amagama, izindawo, izinombolo, izinqubo, imikhiqizo, njll. Umphumela uyamangalisa.
Ikakhulukazi uma ngiya emnyangweni wakwa-IT isigamu sehora bese ngikhombisa imiphumela ohlelweni lolwazi lwezitshalo. Ngokuvamile kuthatha isikhathi esiningi ukuthi umqondisi angene ngemvume - akakhumbuli ukungena kwakhe nephasiwedi, ngoba... Angikangeni ngemvume selokhu ngafakwa. Bese ebona yonke into njengesimangaliso.
Yebo, uyabuza ukuthi ulwazi lwezinkinga zabo luvelaphi. Ngikusho ngeso elibanzi ukuthi iphuma emithonjeni evulekile. Abahleli bakho bezinhlelo babuze ezinkundleni, abahlinzeki bempahla baxhumane nozakwethu engibajwayele, abasebenzi abaxoshiwe bangitshele phakathi nezingxoxo ezindaweni ezintsha zokusebenza, njll. Ziningi izindawo uma ubheka.
Kodwa into esemqoka ukuthi sinolwazi olukhulu ekuxazululeni izinkinga zamabhizinisi ephrofayili yakho ethile. Lapha ngeke usakwazi ukuqamba amanga, kodwa faka uhlu lwamafekthri athile, noxhumana nabo babaqondisi. Imvamisa abamaziyo basohlwini, futhi ngemuva kocingo ngeke aye ndawo.
Sethula amaphrojekthi okushintsha. "Iziphukuphuku" ezifanayo ziza ukuze zizilawule, zivela kwezinye izimboni kuphela, ukuze zingadingi ukuxazulula inqwaba yezikhalazo eziqoqiwe ngomuntu othize. "Iziphukuphuku" zishintsha ngaso sonke isikhathi - mhlawumbe zehlisa imizamo yazo, noma zisindise isitshalo. I-resume yakho iceba ngokushesha.
Ingqikithi yephrojekthi, njengomthetho, ayikho ekuthuthukisweni kwemishini ethile, njengesistimu ye-IT, kodwa ekusebenzeni, i.e. izinqubo zokuhlela kabusha, ukushintsha ugqozi, ukulawula izinkomba ezintsha, njll. Ngokuvamile, akukho ngaphezu kwezinyanga eziyisithupha, ngoba siza nesistimu eyenziwe ngomumo.
Futhi uma umsebenzi usuphelile, siyahamba. Ukuhlala nokukhipha imali esitshalweni akuyona indlela yethu. Imali kanye namandla esiwashiyayo anele ukuthi isitshalo sikhule sizimele iminyaka eminingana. Yebo, kuzofika isikhathi lapho konke kuzoma, ixhaphozi lizokhula futhi, futhi ubuhlungu buyovela. Kodwa lapha ngeke usadinga consultant, kodwa Dwarf.
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Source: www.habr.com