USuperman vs uMhleli

Ngokusekelwe ezenzakalweni zangempela.

U-September waphenduka waba mubi kakhulu. I-trill yezinsimbi zokuqala yayisanda kushona, izimvula zase ziqalile, imimoya kaMashi yayivela kuNkulunkulu uyazi ukuthi kuphi, futhi izinga lokushisa likaCelsius lalingaphakathi kwedijithi eyodwa.

Le nsizwa yawagwema ngokucophelela ama-puddles, izama ukungazingcolisi izicathulo zayo ezimnyama zikanokusho. Okumlandelayo kwakukhona omunye, ofana nophizi ababili ku-pod - ijazi elimpunga elingenakulinganiswa, i-jeans yakudala, ubuso obuncane kanye nekhanda elingenalutho elinokuthuthumela kwezinwele ezinsundu eziphephuka emoyeni.

Owokuqala wasondela ku-intercom wacindezela inkinobho. Ngemva kwe-trill kagesi emfushane, kuzwakale izwi elinomsindo.

- Ngobani? – kubuza i-intercom.

- Ngokuba Borey! – umfana wamemeza, ekholelwa ukuthi ngenxa yomoya kuyoba nzima ukuzwa.

- Ini? Beze ngobani? – kwakukhona ukucasuka okusobala ezwini.

- Ngokuba Borey! – umfana wamemeza nakakhulu.

- Udinga ukuthula. – owesibili washo ngokumamatheka. "Banefoni ewubuhlanya lapho, ngeke bayizwe."

- NgingoweBorey, nge-Boreas. Boris. – owokuqala waphinda ngezwi elipholile, wamamatheka ngesizotha, ebuka owesibili. - Ngiyabonga!

I-intercom yenza umsindo omemayo, uzibuthe osemnyango wacofa kamnandi, futhi ababenalesi sifo bangena ngaphakathi kwesakhiwo senkulisa. Kwakukhona igumbi lokungena ngaphakathi - cishe wonke amaqembu kulesi sikhungo ayeneminyango ehlukene.

- Ubaba! – kwaba khona ukukhala ekhoneni lelokishi. - Ubaba ufikile!

Ngokushesha umfana omncane ojabule waphuma wahlangana namadoda ekhumula izicathulo futhi wagijima wayomanga owokuqala.

- Linda, Borya, kungcolile lapha. - Ubaba waphendula ngokumamatheka. "Ngizongena manje sibambene."

- Futhi ubaba wafika! – enye ingane yagijima yaphuma ekhoneni.

- Futhi eyami ingeyokuqala! – Borya waqala ukugcona.

- Kodwa eyami ingeyesibili!

- Kolya, ungaphikisani. – ubaba wesibili esho kabuhlungu. - Asihambe sigqoke.

Kuqhamuke uthisha ekhoneni. Wababuka kabi obaba - bagcina ukufika, kodwa kwangathi kukhona akukhumbulayo, wamamatheka.

- Ngingakucela ukuthi uhlale lapha imizuzu eyishumi? – wabuza. “Uzakwethu uthathe ukhiye wahamba naye, kodwa ngidinga ukuvala iqembu.” Ngizogijima ngaphambi kwewashi, kufanele kube nesipele lapho. Uzolinda?

- Impela, akuyona inkinga. – ubaba wokuqala waphakamisa amahlombe.

- Ngiyabonga. – uthisha wavele wamamatheka wabe eseya ngasemnyango ngokushesha. - Ngishesha!

Inkampani enobungane yathuthela emakhabetheni. U-Borin, nendiza, wayebhekene ne-Kolin, nebhola.

“Kuyashisa lapha ...” kusho ubaba wokuqala, ecabanga imizuzwana embalwa, wakhumula ibhantshi lakhe walibeka ngokucophelela kukhaphethi eduze nendawo yokubeka.

– Oh, yeka isikibha esihle onayo, baba! - U-Borya wamemeza, wabe esephendukela ku-Kolya. - Bheka! Ngikutshelile, ubaba ungowokuqala! Ikwisikibha sakhe futhi!

U-Kolya waphakamisa amehlo esuka ekugqokeni wabona isikibha esiphuzi ngokugqamile esineyunithi enkulu ebomvu esifubeni. Eduze kwakukhona olunye uphawu, incazelo yalo izingane ezazingakayazi.

- Baba, ithini le nombolo? – Borya wakhomba ngomunwe wakhe at isikibha sakhe.

- Kuyinto incwadi "S", indodana. Ihlangene ifundeka ngokuthi “one es”.

- Baba, yini “es”? - U-Borya akazange ayeke.

- Well ... Incwadi injalo. Njengasezwini ... Superman, isibonelo.

- Ubaba wami uyi-superman! Uyi-superman eyodwa! - U-Borya wamemeza.

Ubaba wesibili wamomotheka futhi waqhubeka egqokisa uKolya ngomoya ophansi. Umnikazi wesikibha esiphuzi waba namahloni kancane, waphendukela ku-locker waqala ukuphenya phakathi kwayo.

- Baba, kungani uhlakaniphe kangaka? – Borya wabuza, edonsa off izikhindi zakhe. – Ubuseholidini, akunjalo?

- Cishe. Emhlanganweni.

– Yini eyisikhombisa... Narem... Minar...

– Isemina. Kulapho abesifazane abaningi bebuthana khona, futhi mina nabangane bami, esigqoke izikibha ezifanayo, sibatshela ukuthi basebenze kanjani.

- Kufanele usebenze kanjani? – Borya wavula amehlo akhe.

- Yebo, yebo.

- Abazi ukuthi basebenza kanjani? – ingane ethanda ukwazi yaqhubeka nokumangala.

- Well ... Bayazi, kodwa hhayi konke. Yimi kuphela okwaziyo okuthile, ngakho ngiyabatshela.

- Kolya! Kolya! Futhi ubaba wazi kangcono kunabo bonke o-anti ukuthi kusetshenzwa kanjani! Bonke beza ku-sermernar yakhe, futhi ubaba uyabafundisa lapho! UnguSuperman wokuqala!

- Futhi eyami iya ku-sermernar! – Kolya wamemeza, wabe esephendukela uyise wabuza buthule. - Baba, uyabafundisa o-anti bakho ukusebenza?

- Cha, ndodana. Ngifundisa umalume. Futhi bayangifundisa. Siyahlangana futhi wonke umuntu usitshela ukuthi kusetshenzwe kanjani.

-Ingabe nawe unguSuperman wokuqala? – Kolya wabuza ngethemba.

- Cha, ngingumhleli.

- Boriya! Ubaba ungumhleli wezinhlelo! Abuye ahambe kuma-sermernars afundise umalume wakhe!

“Baba, ubani lo... IPorgram...” uBorya wabuza uyise.

- Hhayi-ke, nami ngingumqambi wezinhlelo. – Ubaba waphendula buthule kodwa ngokuzethemba.

- Yebo! Uzwile? – Borya kwaba ezulwini lesikhombisa. - Ubaba wami ungumhleli wezinhlelo kanye ne-superman! Futhi futhi ungowokuqala!

U-Kolya waqhuma wathula. Kusenjalo kukhulume ubaba wakhe.

- Kolenka, ufuna ukuya emhlanganweni nami? A?

- Ufuna! Ufuna! Kukuphi lokhu, kude kangakanani?

- MAYELANA! Kude kakhulu! Mina nawe sizondiza ngendiza, thatha nomama wakho, ngizobe ngisesemina emini, futhi uzobhukuda olwandle! Kuhle, akunjalo?

- Yebo! Hooray! Okwesibili olwandle! Baba, nawe uyingcweti!

- Cha. – Ubaba wamamatheka kancane condescendingly. - Angiyena superman. Ngeshwa, amadoda amakhulu awamenywanga kule ngqungquthela. Abahleli bohlelo kuphela.

- Ngakho u-Borya ngeke ahambe?

“Awu, angikwazi lokho...” Ubaba wangabaza.

- Boriya! - U-Kolya wamemeza. - Futhi sizondiza siye eSermernar ngendiza! Futhi sizobhukuda olwandle! Kodwa amadoda amakhulu awavunyelwe lapho!

"Futhi mina... Futhi thina..." U-Borya wayesezophendula okuthile, kodwa kungazelelwe waqala ukukhala.

- Borka! – kwalamula ubaba. – Siludingani lolu lwandle? Yeka ukuthi kuyisicefe! Sisanda kubuya lapho! Asenze lokhu kangcono...

UBorya wayeka ukukhala wabheka uyise ngethemba. U-Kolya wema evule umlomo futhi, engazi lutho, waqala ukudonsa ikhala lakhe. Uyise wayebheke eceleni, kodwa isimo sakhe esishubile samqeda amandla.

- Uyazi ukuthi yini? - Ubaba kaBorin ekugcineni weza nokuthile. - Mina nawe sizoya esiteshini sezimoto kusasa! Uyafuna? Ngiyethula nje lapho... Ehhe... Ngifundisa u-anti wami omncane ukubala imali, futhi ngingaya nomaphi lapho ngithanda khona! Mina nawe sizohamba siyobona ukuthi imishini emikhulu yenziwa kanjani! Cabanga nje!

- Ufuna! Ufuna! – Borya washaya izandla zakhe ngenjabulo.

- Futhi bazokunikeza isigqoko sokuzivikela lapho futhi! Uyakhumbula ukuthi ngikubonise isithombe sami ngigqoke umakalabha?

U-Borya wanqekuzisa ikhanda ngenjabulo. Amehlo akhe ayecwebezela injabulo.

“Bese...” kuqhuba ubaba, ecishe eklinywa. – Mina nawe sizoya epulazini elikhulu! Uyakhumbula udlala kukhompyutha nomama wakho? Lapho, izinkukhu zazalela amaqanda, izinkomo zazalela ubisi, amazinyane engulube - eh... Hhayi-ke, ungathini?

- Ufuna! Baba! Ufuna! - U-Borya wacishe wagxuma ngaphandle kwama-tights akhe anwetshiwe. - Ingabe bazosivumela ukuthi singene lapho ngoba unguSuperman?

- Yebo, bonke o-anti kuleli pulazi bacabanga ukuthi nginguSuperman. – Ubaba wathi ngokuziqhenya. “Ngibasizile impela ukubala imali.”

“Piss…” kusho ubaba kaKolya. Kodwa uKolya wezwa.

- Futhi ubaba wami uyinja! - ingane yamemeza. - Ingabe kuyiqiniso, baba? Ingabe unondindwa unamandla kunoSuperman?

- Shh, Kolya. – Ubaba ngokushesha waqala othi awube. - Leli yigama elibi, ungalikhumbuli ... Futhi ungamtsheli umama wakho. Ubaba ungumhleli wezinhlelo.

“Nami ngifuna ukuya epulazini ngiyodlala…” uKolya waqala ukukhala.

“Uyazi ukuthini...” Ubaba emamatheka. - Ngizokwenzela umdlalo mina! Okuncono! Futhi mayelana nepulazi, kanye nezimoto - ngokuvamile, nganoma yini oyifunayo! Futhi masiyibize... Sizoyibiza ngani? I-Kolya ingcono kakhulu?

- Baba, singenza kanjani umdlalo? – ingane yabuza ngokungakholwa.

– Ubaba wakho ungumhleli wezinhlelo! – ubaba waphendula ngokuziqhenya. - Abahleli abagibeli ngendle yengulube, bahlala endlini ende, enhle futhi benze imidlalo! Sizokwenzela igeyimu efana nale - uzoyinyakazisa! Masiyibeke ku-inthanethi, futhi umhlaba wonke uzoyidlala! Umhlaba wonke uzokwazi ngeKolya yami, wonke umuntu uzokuhawukela! Ngisho namadoda amakhulu!

U-Kolya ujabule. Wabuka ubaba ngenjabulo, elokhu eqalaza njalo uBorya owayeneshwa kanye nomzali wakhe oneshwa (okwamanje).

- Ngabe ufuna ukuthi uSuperman abe semdlalweni? - Ubaba kaColin waqinisa ingcindezi. - Mvumele ... angazi ... Ukuxosha izinkukhu? Noma izinkukhu emva kwakhe? A? Kunjani? Izinkukhu, amahansi, amadada, amachwane, izinkomo - wonke umuntu ugijimela uSuperman futhi azame ukukhumula ibhulukwe lakhe.

- Ubaba, unguSuperman. - U-Kolya umile. - Unamandla, uzonqoba zonke izinkukhu.

- Yebo! Kuthiwani nge-kryptonite? Leli itshana elinjalo, ngenxa yalo uSuperman ulahlekelwa amandla akhe! Zonke izinkukhu zethu zizokwenziwa kusuka ku-kryptonite ... Hhayi-ke, kusukela etsheni lomlingo elihlula uSuperman!

“Kulungile...” kuphendula uKolya ngokungabaza.

- Lokho kuvunyelwene! - Ubaba washaya izandla. - Manje ake sigqoke!

Kwakumnyama ekhoneni likaBorya. Ubaba, engafuni ukuqhubeka ecabanga futhi ebukeka eyisiphukuphuku, waqala ukugqokisa indodana yakhe. Waqinisa amazinyo akhe kangangokuthi izihlathi zakhe zaminyene.

"Baba..." kusho uBorya ngokuthula. - Izinkukhu ngeke zikunqobe, akunjalo?

- Cha. – ubaba wavungama ngamazinyo.

- Ingabe amaphoyisa angakuvikela?

- Yebo. Amaphoyisa. - Ubaba waphendula, kodwa wayeka ngokushesha, njengokungathi kwase kukhanya kuye, futhi wakhulisa kakhulu ivolumu yezwi lakhe. - Lalela, Borka! Mina nawe sizoya emaphoyiseni angempela kusasa! Sizobasiza ukubamba izigcwelegcwele!

Indodana imamatheke. UKolya, evule umlomo, waqala ukuqalaza nhlangothi zombili. Ubaba wohlelo esamangele engasacashi ebuka isitha.

- Yebo! Impela! - Ubaba wathatha u-Borya emahlombe wamnyakazisa kancane, edlula ngamandla, okwenza ikhanda lomntwana liqale ukulenga ngokungenakuzisiza. - Ngiyabazi abanye o-anti lapha... Nomalume... Obani abantshontshe imali! Futhi bacabanga ukuthi akekho owaziyo! Ngiyazi! Mina nawe sizoya emaphoyiseni siyowatshela konke! Cabanga nje, Borka, ukuthi bayojabula kanjani! Amaphoyisa angempela! Mhlawumbe bazokunikeza indondo!

- Kufanele I ... Medal? – Borya wamangala.

- Ngokuqinisekile! Indondo yakho ndodana! Phela, ngosizo lwethu bazobamba izigebengu zangempela! Yebo, bazobhala ngami nawe emaphephandabeni!

“I-obituary...” Ubaba kaKolya wamamatheka ngokungenamusa.

- Ubuvungazelani lapho? – Superman wavele wakhala.

- Damn, dude, inyosi ikulume embongolweni noma okuthile? Kolya, ungalikhumbuli leli gama...

- Mina? - USuperman wavula amehlo akhe futhi wagxuma esihlalweni sakhe. – Ubani okutshele ngezilwandle? Ubani owaqala kuqala?

U-Borya wahlehla kuyise, wathatha isinyathelo eceleni futhi wabheka okwenzekayo ngokwesaba. U-Kolya washaya ikhala lakhe futhi.

- Kwenza mehluko muni ukuthi ubani owaqala kuqala... Ingabe uzokopela amakhasimende akho njengamanje ukuze uwine impikiswano ewubuwula? Ingabe uphilile? Azobe evaliwe ngempela!

- Ngikhohliwe ukukubuza, wena mhleli wezinhlelo! Ngempela, akunjalo?

- Hhayi-ke, upelepele ucacile, angifundisi o-anti bami ukubala imali. – umdidiyeli ngokubhuqa. - Hamba ubale izinkukhu zezinkukhu, futhi ungaphuthelwa eyodwa, ngaphandle kwalokho ibhalansi ngeke isebenze.

- Yini ibhalansi, moron? Uyazi ukuthi yini ibhalansi?

- O, woza, ngitshele imibono yakho yembongolo ephuzi. Yebo, uyazi, kodwa awukwazi ... I-Kindergarten, ngempela.

- Awu, awuyona yini inkulisa enezakhiwo zakho ezinhle ezinde? Khuthaza futhi ngamakhekhe, ubisi nosofa, ubhala ini ezikhaleni zakho? Yidla, uchame futhi ubhebha. Bona impilo kuqala, vakashela okungenani ifektri eyodwa, bese, ngemva kweminyaka emihlanu, uye kukhompyutha ukuze ubhale ikhodi yakho engcolile!

- Kungani ngidinga izimboni zakho uma kakade ngihola ngokuphindwe kathathu kunawe? – umdidiyeli wamamatheka ngokucasuka. - Kulowo nalowo owakhe. Abanye bathola amakhekhe nemali, kanti abanye bagibela ezindaweni zokusebenzela ezingcolile baqabule izinsini zabo no-anti babo. Futhi memeza - ngingumhleli, ngiyingcweti! Hhawu! Ihlazo ngomsebenzi!

- Ingabe ngiyihlazo? - USuperman unyathele ngokusongelayo kumhleli.

Kuthe kusenjalo kwavuleka isicabha kwathi uthisha ephelelwa umoya egijima eyongena endlini yokushintshela.

- Oh... Uxolo ... ngigijime isikhathi eside ... Kungani ulapha? Ngikuzwe ephaseji, kukhona okuxoxayo?

Bathule obaba bebukana ngaphansi kwamehlo. Izingane zaqalaza ngokwesaba abantu abadala, zizama ukuqonda okuthile.

- Ubukade uxoxa ngokuthi ingakanani imali onganikela ngayo ukuze uthole iziqu? – uthisha wamamatheka. - A? Kungani zibomvu kangaka?

“Cha...,” umdidiyeli wezinhlelo evayizisa isandla sakhe. – Ngakho, sixoxe ngesihloko professional.

- Ozakwethu, noma yini?

“Eh...” engabaza umdidiyeli. - Yebo, yebo. Osonkontileka abancane.

- Sula. – uthisha wabubula ngokukhululeka.

USuperman naye wakhululeka kancane, wambambatha indodana yakhe ekhanda waqala ukudonsa ibhantshi lakhe. Umhleli wezinhlelo wesula i-snot ka-Kolya futhi wacindezela kancane ikhala lakhe, okwenza ingane iqhume ngokumamatheka kwenjabulo. Uthisha waphinde wabheka abazali wahamba waya eqenjini.

“Eh...” Adonse umoya uSuperman. - Mina nawe sikhulumile, uNkulunkulu akavumi ukuthi bakuphinde ekhaya... Zichaze kamuva...

“Yebo...,” umhleli wohlelo emamatheka ngokukhululeka. - Ungu…

- Yebo, ngaqonda. Nawe. Yebo?

- Yebo. Ubani igama lakho?

Abasebenzisi ababhalisiwe kuphela abangabamba iqhaza kuhlolovo. Ngena ngemvume, wamukelekile.

Akufanele yini sinamathisele lo mbhalo odabukisayo kwenye ihabhu yephrofayela enembewu?

  • Kuzokwenza. Ake.

  • Cha. Phrinta. Sebenzisa njengoba kuyaliwe. Ungaliphonsi endlini yangasese.

Bangu-25 abasebenzisi abavotile. Umsebenzisi ongu-1 ugobile.

Source: www.habr.com

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