Ungangibiza ngesisulu sokuqeqeshwa. Kwenzeka lokhu nje phakathi nomlando wami womsebenzi, inani lamasemina ahlukahlukene, ukuqeqeshwa kanye nezinye izikhathi zokuqeqesha sekuyisikhathi eside sedlula ikhulu. Ngingasho ukuthi akuzona zonke izifundo engangizithatha ezaziwusizo, ezithakazelisayo nezibalulekile. Ezinye zazo zaziyingozi kakhulu.
Siyini isisusa sabantu bakwa-HR ukuthi bakufundise okuthile?
Angazi ukuthi ubani owatshela u-HR ukuthi uma umuntu engaphumeleli kokuthile emsebenzini, kungenxa yokuntula ulwazi. Kungaba nezizathu eziningi: izinqubo zangaphakathi enkampanini, isisusa esifihliwe ngaphakathi kweqembu, isimo senhloso emakethe. Izinketho zihlanganisa inqola nekalishi elincane. Kodwa ngokushesha noma kamuva, umqondo wamandla anikeza ukuphila olwazi olusha uvela endaweni ethile. Futhi manje inqwaba yabaphathi igijimela ezindaweni ezivaliwe ifuna i-grail engcwele. Yonke le mihlangano ye-amphitheatre, amashadi, izethulo, izinkulumo ezikhuthazayo, izehlakalo, izikhathi zokuxoxisana asho lutho nhlobo. Abamosha isikhathi. Ngikhumbula ukuthi ngake ngathola ithuba lokuhambela ama-workshops amathathu ane-ajenda efanayo. Ukuthi nje umuntu owabahlela wayehlala emfanekisweni othi: “Unesizungu futhi unesizungu? Biza umhlangano!” Ngakho-ke inqwaba yabantu ngokuvamile ematasa yayibuthana emakamelweni emihlangano ezinkampani, ixoxe ngokuthile ngolaka, base behlakazeka ngaphandle kwemiphumela ebonakalayo. Futhi okumangalisa kakhulu ukuthi ngemva kwesikhathi esithile yonke into yaziphinda. Njengasefilimu ethi Groundhog Day. Ayikho ingxabano evuna ukuchitha isikhathi esebenzile. Akukho ukuhlanganiswa kwemiphumela yomsebenzi weqembu, akukho miphumela ebonakalayo, akukho lutho. Inqubo ngenxa yenqubo. Akubuzwa, lokhu kubiza imali yenkampani? Ukuqashiswa kwezindawo, amakhefu ekhofi, uhambo kanye nezindawo zokuhlala kubasebenzi abangahlali. Futhi ngakho izikhathi eziningana zilandelana futhi kuphela iyunithi eyodwa hhayi enkulu kakhulu. Enkampanini engangisebenza kuyo babebaningi.
Pho kungani konke lokhu? Okokuqala ukuhlela. Enkampanini enkulu, isabelomali ngokuvamile sidwetshwa unyaka kusenesikhathi. Futhi uma ngokusho kwesimiso unemicimbi engu-256, khona-ke kuyoba khona kanye ukuthi abaningi babo, ngaphandle kwalokho ngonyaka ozayo wena, njengomnikazi wesabelomali, usengozini yokunqunywa izingcezu nemali.
Esinye isisusa sokuhlela ukuqeqeshwa kwezinkampani ukuphatha. Uma umqashi efunda esikoleni saseSoviet, khona-ke "Funda, funda futhi ufunde futhi!" egxilile engqondweni yakhe. Lesi sicaphuni, ngendlela, sinokuqhubeka okungakahleleki: “Ukufunda, ukufunda, ukufunda kungcono kunomsebenzi, umsebenzi, umsebenzi!”
Angifuni ukuthi wenze umbono ongalungile wale ncwadi, ethi umbhali uphikisana nemfundo enjalo, kodwa uma inqubo yemfundo ingaphikiswa, iphoqelelwe futhi ingacabangi, awukwazi ukulindela izimangaliso.
Ingabe u-oda i-infocygan?
Njalo lapho ngithola isimemo sokuya kolunye ukuqeqeshwa, ngikhumbula umfanekiso ohlekisayo.
Insizwa ishayela ize imelusi owelusa umhlambi wezimvu, incike ngefasitela futhi ithi:
Uma ngikutshela ukuthi zingaki izimvu emhlambini wakho, uzonginika eyodwa na?
Umalusi emangele kancane uyaphendula:
- Yiqiniso, kungani kungenjalo.
Khona-ke lo mfana ukhipha i-laptop, wayixhuma kumakhalekhukhwini wakhe, usungula uxhumano lwe-inthanethi, uya kuwebhusayithi ye-NASA, akhethe uxhumano lwe-satellite ye-GPS, athole izixhumanisi eziqondile zendawo lapho ekhona, futhi azithumele enye isathelayithi ye-NASA, ehlola le ndawo futhi inikeze izithombe zokucaca okuphezulu. Lo mfana ube esedlulisela isithombe kwenye yelabhorethri e-Hamburg, okuthi phakathi nemizuzwana embalwa imthumele umlayezo oqinisekisa ukuthi isithombe sicutshunguliwe futhi idatha ewumphumela igcinwe ku-database. Nge-ODBC, ixhuma kusizindalwazi se-MS-SQL, ikopishe idatha kuthebula le-EXCEL bese iqala ukwenza izibalo. Ngemizuzu nje embalwa, uthola umphumela bese ephrinta amakhasi angu-150 ngombala emshinini wakhe wokunyathelisa omncane. Ekugcineni uthi kumalusi:
- Unezimvu eziyi-1586 emhlambini wakho.
- Impela! Zingaki-ke izimvu emhlambini wami. Hhayi-ke, khetha.
Indoda ikhetha eyodwa bese iyilayisha esiqwini. Futhi umalusi wathi kuye:
- Lalela, uma ngicabanga ukuthi usebenzela bani, uzongibuyisela kimi?
Ngemva kokucabanga kancane, le ndoda ithi:
- Woza.
“Usebenza njengomeluleki,” kusho umalusi ngokungazelelwe.
- Kuyiqiniso, damn it! Futhi uqagele kanjani?
“Bekulula ukukwenza,” kusho umalusi, “ufike lapho kungekho muntu okushayela ucingo, ufuna ukukhokhelwa impendulo engiyazi kakade embuzweni ongabuzwanga muntu, ngaphandle kwalokho, yazi into embi ngomsebenzi wami. Ngakho buyisela inja yami.
Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi kuhlekisa kangakanani, iphesenti lochwepheshe abakhuluma ngesihloko abaqondi lutho kuso liphakeme kakhulu kunalelo lochwepheshe abasezingeni eliphezulu ngempela. Ngiyaqiniseka ngalokhu kaningi. Imibuzo ecacisayo eyisisekelo, ngale kwesihloko esishiwo, ingadida izikhulumi. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ngokuvamile lokhu kwenzeka kumasemina esihlokweni esibanzi: “Ukumaketha Okusha”, “IDigital in the Conditions of Digitalization, njll.” Uma kukhulunywa ngezihloko ezisetshenziswayo ezifana ne-backend, frontend noma C#, izindaba ezinjalo azivamile.
Ngizokufundisa indlela yokuphila...
Ngokungeziwe kumasemina emfundo yakudala, eminyakeni eminingana edlule izinkampani ezinkulu zaba nentshisekelo ekuqeqesheni ukukhula komuntu siqu kanye nazo zonke izinhlobo zobuchwepheshe bokuphila kwasentwasahlobo. Ngezinye izikhathi kwakuzwakala sengathi izinhlanzi zikhishwa ebuchosheni bakho futhi waqala ukulahlekelwa ukuthintana namaqiniso. Ngiyavuma, ngisho nami, ovame ukungabaza ngazo zonke izinhlobo zokukhohlisa, ngike ngaba “nokungahambisani” ngezikhathi ezithile. Ubuchwepheshe buyaqondakala, uyanyakaziswa ngokomzwelo, ucindezelwe iziqinisekiso zeqembu nezibopho, bese ucwiliswa ezimeni zokuqeqesha ezingakhululekile. Ngenxa yalokho, ubuchopho buncibilika, amanani ashintshile, futhi izithembiso zokwethembeka zenkampani ziyenziwa. Kufana nokuthi abakwaStakhanovite baluthwe ingqondo futhi bacelwa ukuba baye emkhathini kusasa.
Kukhona ihlaya elidala:
- Ubani igama lakho, mfana?
- Lekha!!!
- Ufuna ukuba ubani?
- I-Astronaut!!!
- Kungani i-astronaut?
- Lekha!
Ngamanye amazwi, amazwi ebhizinisi ngokuvamile awanikezi indawo enkulu yokuqondisa. Wagibela ihhashi lakhe futhi “Alga!” (Kazakh Alga - phambili).
Ochwepheshe be-IT engangibazi babenesikhathi esinzima kakhulu. Noma ngabe ubonile noma cha, abantu bavamise ukusebenza ku-IT ngokucabanga okuhlelekile, ngohlelo olumisiwe lwamanani nemibono. Futhi cabanga ukuthi wena, uchwepheshe onjalo ozimele, onegunya futhi ophumelelayo, ngokuzumayo uqala ukuhlehlisa esidlangalaleni futhi uzame "ngobuthakathaka". Kunzima kakhulu ukuthi ungabi yisisulu sokuxhashazwa kulesi simo, ikakhulukazi uma wonke umuntu ehlezi ekhotheme amakhanda abo kulo mbuthano wokuqeqesha ongalungile, ngaphandle kokulala noma ukuphumula ngosuku lwesibili. Ngaphezu komthwalo ongokomzwelo, kukhona nokukhathazeka ngekusasa, njengoba ngokuvamile abaholi bamazinga ahlukene, izimo zengqondo kanye nezifiso zikhethwa eqenjini. Akulula neze ukuthi ungalahlekelwa yikhanda kulo mjaho wokuqonda. Ngenxa yokuzivocavoca okunjalo, abantu empeleni bashintsha imisebenzi, bashiya imindeni yabo, futhi baqala ukwenza izinto ezingavamile. Ngokwesibonelo, bayeka imisebenzi yabo ukuze bapende noma baluke. Angicabangi ukuthi inkampani izibekele imigomo enjalo uma yenza amaphrojekthi anjalo okufundisa ngezindleko zebhizinisi.
Kwani…
Kokunye ukuqeqeshwa okudlule, umuntu ohlonishwayo wathi: “Kungaba kuhle, ngaso sonke isikhathi ngaphambi kokuba uqale okuthile okubalulekile, uzibuze lo mbuzo: - Pho kuthiwani?” Futhi uyazi, ngivumelana naye. Uma wena ngokwakho unikeza ukukuthumela kulokhu noma kuleso sifundo semfundo, i-seminar, inkomfa, ngokuvamile uyaqonda ukuthi kungani uyidinga. Noma ucabanga kanjalo. Esimeni lapho inkampani ikunqumela lokhu, kungaba kuhle ukuthi ube nempendulo yombuzo othi: "Manje-ke?" Kungenjalo, kuwukumosha isikhathi nemali. UCABANGANI?
Esikhundleni se-epilogue
- Sawubona! Siqala isemina "Indlela yokuthola ama-ruble ayisigidi ngosuku olulodwa." Umbuzo ezilalelini. Libize malini ithikithi lokuya emhlanganweni?
- Izinkulungwane zama-ruble.
— Zingaki izihlalo ezikhona kuleli hholo?
- Inkulungwane.
- Ngiyabonga, isemina isiphelile.
Source: www.habr.com