Nkhani yosangalatsa kwambiri ya “Project Ch. Zachabechabe” (10 min.)

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Mbadwo upita, mbadwo wina ufika, koma dziko lapansi lidzakhalapobe mpaka kalekale.
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Palibe amene amakumbukira anthu amene anakhalako kale, ndipo amene adzaonekere pambuyo pake sadzakumbukiridwanso ndi amene adzakhala ndi moyo pambuyo pawo.

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Nkhani yosangalatsa kwambiri ya “Project Ch. Zachabechabe” (10 min.)

Sindinakonde mpweya wa Charon mpang'ono pomwe. Ndinatenga sitepe yoyamba ndikugwedezeka mosasamala. Idanunkhiza ozoni komanso kutsitsimuka kosakhala kwachilengedwe, monga maiko okhala ndi mawonekedwe osamalizidwa amanunkhiza nthawi zonse. Chabwino, mukudziwa zomwe ndikutanthauza ... Ndinakhosomola ndikufulumizitsa liwiro langa.


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Wantchito wa Netflix adandilandira mwansangala kwambiri. Akumwetulira kwambiri, anachoka patebulopo ndikundigwira chanza mwamphamvu.
- M'mawa wabwino! Ndine wokondwa kukuwonani. Tadikira kale...
Tinapatsana zokondweretsa mwachizolowezi.
“Peter,” ndinadziuza ndekha.
-Max.
- Zabwino kwambiri!
Makapu awiri a khofi adawonekera patebulo, akutulutsa fungo lonunkhira bwino. Ndendende zomwe zikufunika. Zodabwitsa. Ndinatsamiranso pampando wofewa. Kenako ndinaona kuti maganizo anga anayamba kusintha.
Zinkawoneka ngati Max akudikirira nthawiyi. Ndi mkokomo waukulu anakhuthula chikho chake ndi kukankhira pakati pa tebulo.
"Ndiye ..." Ndinayang'ana mwachidwi woimira bungwe.
Max anagwedeza mutu ndikuzengereza pang'ono, kufunafuna mawu:
- Mukuwona ... Kampani yathu posachedwapa inayambitsa ntchito imodzi yaying'ono ... Ilibe ngakhale dzina, ngakhale. Malinga ndi kuyerekezera, imadutsa ngati "Ch-42". Chabwino, nzeru za dipatimenti yathu yomweyo anapeza mawu - "purigatoriyo".
Ndinakwinya pachipumi, ndikukumbukira:
– Purigatoriyo? Kodi izi ndi nthano zakale?
Max anandiyang'ana mwaulemu:
- Chabwino ... pafupifupi ... Kuchokera kwa Mkhristu ... Ziribe kanthu! Mwachidule, tanthauzo lake ndi losavuta. Mukumvetsetsa zomwe kulimbana kulipo tsopano pamsika kwa aliyense wogwiritsa ntchito: GoogleSoft ili kale pazidendene zathu, ndipo Eplayda sakugona. Kotero ife tinabwera ndi lingaliro: ife timatenga zofufuza kwakanthawi ndikuyamba kudzaza maziko a kasitomala. Wofufuzayo amasanthula kasitomala millisecond asanamwalire munthawi yake. Tikuyika kasitomala pano. Chabwino apo: kuchiza, chigamba, kupanga thupi laling'ono ... Voila! Ndipo tili ndi wolembetsa wina, ndipo kasitomala amasangalala. Ndipo chiyani? Mukuwona, tsopano mtengo wokopa kasitomala watsopano ndi woposa mazana awiri ndi makumi asanu! Ndipo mu polojekiti yathu: thupi ndi madola makumi asanu, kusintha ndi makumi awiri, ndalama zoyendetsera ntchito zimakhalabe ma ruble khumi ... .
Ndinagwedeza mutu:
"Ndikumvetsa ... Ndikuganiza kuti ndinawerenga penapake za polojekiti yofanana ... Koma panali dzina lina ... Cavalla kapena Alcava," ndinagwedeza zala zanga, ndikuthamangitsa dala chidziwitso cha hyper-chidziwitso mothandizidwa ndi wothandizira wanga. .
"Valhalla," Max adawongolera ndikumwetulira kowawa. - Iyi ndi pulojekiti ya GoogleSoft. Koma adalembanso za polojekiti yathu ... pang'ono ... Nkhani inasindikizidwa posachedwa ku AiF, ndipo Dima Boltunov anali ndi zolemba pa blog yake. Koma...mukuona, zamkhutu zotere zilibe chidwi ndi anthu wamba. Mpatseni china chake chachikulu komanso chodabwitsa ...
Panali chete bata.
Ndinaganiza zosintha mutuwo:
-Mumagwiritsa ntchito zofufuza ziti?
Max anati:
- Posachedwa tagula gulu la Electronics-BF.
Ndinakweza nsidze modabwa.
Max adawona kusokonezeka kwanga:
- Chabwino, inde, Samsuvei ndiyodalirika kwambiri. Koma inu mukumvetsa, chilango ...
"Ndamva," ndinatsimikiziranso kachiwiri.
- Mwambiri, zida zabwino kwambiri. Tsopano ndikupangira kwa aliyense amene ndikumudziwa. Zabwino kwambiri popanga mbiri yabanja! Kodi mungafune ndikutumizireni khodi yotsatsira makampani?
- Tiyeni…
Tinakambirana zaukadaulo ndikubwerera ku nkhani yayikulu.
- Chabwino, umu ndi momwe timatsitsimutsira anthu akhungu ...
- Pepani, ndani?
Max ananjenjemera mwamanyazi:
- Chabwino, iyi ndi slang yathu, mukudziwa ...
Chikhumbo chokhazikika chofuna kumvetsetsedwa, chowonekera m'mawu ake onse, chinali chizindikiro kwambiri. Mkangano wodziwika bwino pakati pa Obama ndi Goloborodko.
- Chifukwa chake, timawatsitsimutsa, kuwalowetsa m'kaundula, kuwalumikiza ku database yathu, ndipo ndi momwemo! Ndiye lolani social dipatimenti ikhale ndi mutu. Koma akuluakulu awa ... - Max anatemberera mosangalala. - Sakufuna kugwira ntchito konse! Iwo atidzudzula ife chifukwa cha kusintha koyambirira ndi chithandizo cha chitsimikizo. Monga ngati iwo eni safuna nzika!
Ndinapukusa mutu momvera chisoni. Pomaliza, tikufika pamtima pa nkhaniyi.
- Chabwino, tinapanga mapulaneti khumi ndi awiri kuti pakhale kwinakwake kotumiza anthu akhungu. Ambiri aiwo sangathe kuzolowera dziko lenileni. Ndipo kotero ... tikusuntha pang'onopang'ono. Nyumba yomwe ili m'mphepete mwa nyanja, kapena nyumba pamapiri - chilichonse chomwe mungafune. Ndalama zoyambira, Baltika synthesizer No. 9, picabit Internet - ndipo aliyense ali wokondwa. Poyamba panalibe mavuto. Koma tikamazama, m'pamenenso pali zovuta zambiri ...
- Mumapeza bwanji nthawi yoyenera komanso malo ochezera kuti musanthule?
- Tisanayambe kutsitsimutsa zhmur, pamene chidziwitso chonse ndi katundu wamakampani, timasanthula mentogram, ndipo kuchokera pamenepo timatenga mbiri ya imfa ya achibale ake ndi mabwenzi ake. Chabwino, ndi zina zotero, ndi zina zotero...” Max anachita kusonyeza ndi dzanja lake.
“Zoseketsa,” ndinaseka. - Ndinawerenga penapake kuti kwa akale chimodzi mwazotsatira zoyipa kwambiri chinali kufa yekha ndikukhala osayikidwa. Zikuoneka kuti panali njere zomveka mu izi?
Max anatambasula manja ake:
"Tsiku lina tidzafika kwa iwo." Nkhondo ya kasitomala ili pa! Ngakhale, ndithudi, ife makamaka timakhudzidwa ndi gawo lalikulu ... Koma sizomwezo ... Dipatimenti yathu tsopano yafika pakati pa zaka za m'ma XNUMX. Nthawi yabwino kwambiri. Pakati pa inu ndi ine, GoogleSoft idatisiyira ife kuti tisinthe zaka za zana lakhumi ndi zisanu ndi zitatu. Nthawi zambiri zimakhala zosavuta kugwira ntchito ndi zaka makumi anayi: Ndinasankha malo oyenera ndikuwadzaza ndi ma exabytes. Koma pali zina zenizeni ...

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Chitseko chinatsegulidwa ndipo mtsikana wina adalowa muofesi yanga. Zokongola, koma palibe chapadera. Chovala choyera chokhala ndi madontho a polka, nsapato za chikopa cha patent zozungulira ndi zidendene zazing'ono. Tsitsi lakuda. Zodzoladzola pang'ono. Iye anali kudzisamalira yekha. Chabwino, icho ndi chizindikiro chabwino. Mkazi wokongola, wodzidalira. Kungoti kadontho kakang'ono pamphuno ndi nsidze zoonda zakuda zinapangitsa nkhope yake kukhala yowopsa, ngakhale yolusa. Komabe, pomuyang’ana, sindikanaganiza kuti angachite bwino kudzipha. Anthu khumi ndi asanu ndi atatu odzipha. Mutha kunena kuti izi ndi zolembedwa muzochita zanga.
Dzina la mtsikanayo linali Judith. Ndinkaganiza kuti ndimutulutse zonse ndi pliers, koma, chodabwitsa, anali womasuka komanso wolumikizana mosavuta. Ndinavala mawu omvetsa chisoni ndipo ndinagwedeza mutu mwachisoni, kumvetsera nkhani yake yoletsa.
-... Atsikana okongola adasankhidwa mwapadera ku gulu langa. Zimakhala zosavuta kwa mkazi wokongola kukhazika mtima pansi ana. Ana nthawi zonse ankachita mantha kwambiri atapatukana ndi makolo awo. Ndikuganiza kuti mwachibadwa ankadziwa zomwe zinkawayembekezera, ngakhale titachita misala ndi mabodza athu onse. Kuonjezera apo, apolisi ankakonda atsikana okongola ... Ndipo ana ... anali okonzeka kuona mayi mwa mkazi aliyense ...
- Kodi ubale wanu ndi amayi anu unali wotani?
"Chiyani?"
- Chabwino, amayi anu. Kodi munali ndi ubale wabwino?
- Ine ... ayi ... sindikudziwa ... Sanathe kundikhululukira kuti ndiyambe chibwenzi ndi Friedrich. Isanayambe ... Ngakhale nkhondo isanayambe ...
“Ndamva...” Ndinalemba m’kope langa. - Chonde pitilizani, ndikumverani.
- Pazifukwa zina, masitima okhala ndi anthu nthawi zonse amafika nthawi imodzi. Tinakhala osagwira ntchito kwa masiku angapo, kapena kugwira ntchito kuyambira m'mawa mpaka usiku. Misonkhano ikuluikulu ya anthu sinaloledwe, ndipo kunalibe nyumba zosungiramo anthu ongokhalitsa, koma nyumba zosungiramo zinthu. Choncho, tinagwira ntchito mpaka tinamasula magalimoto onse. Anathandiza anawo kuvula zovala zawo n’kupita nazo kuziselo. Ovuta kwambiri kukhazika mtima pansi anali azaka zisanu kapena zisanu ndi chimodzi. Ana nthawi zonse ankakwera m'manja mwathu modalira. Anangofunika kuvula zovala n’kupita naye kuchipinda. Nthawi zonse ndimafotokoza nkhani ya Thumb Boy kapena kuyimba nyimbo, mukudziwa:

Rozhinkes mit mandlen,
Shlof-zhe, Yidele, shlof...

Ndinayesa kusonyeza kumwetulira koona mtima:
- Inde Inde. Zabwino kwambiri…
Ana ambiri mpaka anandithandiza kupinda zovala zawo. Nthawi zonse tinkadzudzulidwa ngati zinthu sizinayikidwe bwino. Ngakhale pambuyo pake adangoponyedwa mu mulu ...
- Ndipo bambo ako? Kodi nayenso ankakonda kuti nyumbayo ikhale yadongosolo?
Mtsikanayo adanjenjemera ndikundiyang'ana modabwitsa:
- Bambo anga?
- Inde. Kodi ankakonda dongosolo?
- Ndinakonda ...
“Zodabwitsa,” ndinalemba m’kope langa. - Pepani posokoneza.
Ndinatopa kwambiri ndi zokambiranazi.
Ndinamvetsera mwatcheru nkhani yake yosavuta ndipo, Judith atatopa, ndinayamba kumutsimikizira kuti:
- Dziwani kuti mwachotseratu machimo anu onse. Ngakhale, kunena zoona, sindikuwona kulakwa kwanu pano. Munachita zinthu mowopsezedwa ndi chiwawa, ngakhale kuphedwa kumene. Ndiye mumadzizunziranji? Dziko lonse lapansi liri pamapazi anu. Khalani ndi moyo, sangalalani! Ndinafotokozera mwachindunji kuti kuchokera kumalo ano ... Amatchedwa chiyani ... Treya ... Tre ... - Ndinadula zala zanga, ndikukumbukira dzinalo.
- Treblinka.
- Inde, inde, Treblinka ... Anthu oposa mazana atatu zikwi atsitsimutsidwa kale, ndipo mazana angapo a iwo anachita ntchito zomwezo monga inu. Kupatula apo, palibe amene angadziwe dzina lanu lenileni kapena mbiri ya moyo wanu. Mulibe chochita nacho manyazi, ndipo mulibe wochita manyazi. Ngakhale, ndikubwereza, sindikuwona chilichonse chochititsa manyazi muzochita zanu. Ndipo munthu wanzeru sangawone. Komanso ... - Ndinadutsa mufayilo yake mosasamala, - monga ndikumvetsetsa, munatha kubwezera wolakwa wanu wamkulu. Kusanthula kwa ma mentograms a m'modzi mwa ogwira ntchito omwe adatsitsimutsidwa kukuwonetsa kuti mphindi imodzi asanamwalire ...
"Chani?.." mtsikanayo adandisokoneza mawu anga. Mawu ake ananjenjemera. -Mwamutsitsimutsa August Miethe?
- Chabwino ...
Kodi Hitler nayenso anatsitsimutsidwa?
- Osadandaula! Ndithudi iwo anachitsitsimutsa icho. Kapena adzatsitsimutsidwa posachedwa ... Ngati mukufuna, mukhoza kuyang'ana deta. Koma mutha kukumana ndi chibwenzi chanu pokhapokha atavomera ...
- Ndi munthu wanji?
- Chabwino, mwanena nokha: Friedrich Hitler. Ine ndamva kuti amayi ako ankatsutsa misonkhano yako, koma…
-Kodi mwatsitsimutsa Hitler? -Anafunsa Judith, akundiyang'anitsitsa.
Mkwiyo unamuyaka m’maso mwake. Ndinazindikira kuti ndanena zolakwika.
Mtsikanayo adatuluka, ndipo adangoyang'ana:
- Ndikufuna kumwalira…

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Pobwerera kunyumba, ndinadzitsekera mu ofesi yanga, n’kutsanulira kapu ya martini, ndi kuyatsa “Tsiku Lija.” Ndimakonda maseŵero akale, nthaŵi zonse amandikhazika mtima pansi, ndipo ndinangofunikira kutsitsimuka. Ndinali m'mphepete. Khama lochuluka ndi nthaŵi zinaonongedwa, ndipo zonsezo pachabe! Palibe chomwe chinathandiza. Ndinagwiritsa ntchito njira ya Heiseng ndi dongosolo la Manovsky, ngakhale kukopa mfundo zoyambira - zinali zopanda ntchito. Ngati mkazi alowetsa chinachake m'mutu mwake, palibe chomwe chingagwetse. Pomaliza, ndinalimbikitsa kuwongolera kukumbukira kwa Max, koma chogwira chinali chakuti kuwongolera kungagwiritsidwe ntchito ndi chilolezo cha wodwalayo. Koma Judith ankangofuna kufa basi. Kupusa kosamvetsetseka!
Ndinatsamira pampando wanga ndikutseka maso anga. Chidziwitso changa chinasungunuka kukhala zithunzi zamatsenga. Momwe mungakhalire bwino.

Nkhani yosangalatsa kwambiri ya “Project Ch. Zachabechabe” (10 min.)
Wojambula Valery Shamsutdinov

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