Ngatigadzirise mari

Mupfungwa siyana nemaonero ako ebasa - rako nerekambani. Ndinokukurudzira kuti ufunge nezve nzira yemari mukambani. Ini, iwe, vavakidzani vako, mukuru wako - tese tinomira munzira yemari.

Isu tajaira kuona mari muchimiro chemabasa. Ungasazvifunga semari.

Kana iwe uri programmer, unoona zvinodiwa, matekinoroji anoshandiswa, kuoma kwemutengi, fungidziro mumaawa kana maparrots.

Kana iwe uri maneja, saka unoona mune basa chidimbu chechirongwa chakapedzwa, hemorrhoid ine sarudzo yemuongorori uye muiti, uye unofungidzira chikamu chako chemari.

Asi hautarisi basa semari. Zvino edza. Zvakangofanana neizvi: basa imari. Fungidzira kuti mutengi akauya kuhofisi yako ndokuunza wadhi yemari - anoda kukupa iwe. Hazvisi izvo chete - haasi benzi, munhu akajairika, akakwana ane wadhi yemari. Ndeipi ichava nzira yemurume uyu nemari yake?

Angangoenda kune maneja - vanogadzira mapurogiramu havadi chaizvo kutaura nevatengi, vanodaro? Vachataura, maneja anonyora pasi runyoro rwechishuwo mubhuku uye anovimbisa kugadzirisa dambudziko remutengi.

Mutengi haashiviriri - anoda kupa mari. Asi ikozvino hapana munhu, uye hapana chikonzero chekudaro. Anokweva bendekete ramaneja - zvakanaka, shamwari, ndiani wandingapa mari yacho? Aiwa, maneja anopindura, mira, zvichiri kutanga.

Mutengi anotura befu ndokugara pachigaro chiri mukona yehofisi, achipeta chitsama chemari pamabvi ake. Uye maneja anoenda kumusangano unotevera, kana kutaura nezve chimwe chinhu nevamwe mamaneja nevagadziri. Uye mari iri pamabvi ako.

Aya ndiwo mafambiro ezuva (zvakanaka, fungidzira kuti mutengi akadaro akabatwa, saambuya muSocial Security). Anodonhedza misodzi pamari yake, omirira, omirira, omirira...

Maneja dzimwe nguva anoyeuka basa, asi haasati anzwisisa zvokuita naro. Iwe unofanirwa kuronga ruzivo zvishoma iwe pachako, ita ongororo yakasarudzika, zvikasadaro vanogadzira havazozvitora. Hapana nguva shure kwezvose ... Rega mutengi amirire zvishoma, uye rega mari igare ipapo.

Pakupedzisira, mutengi haakwanisi kumira, anouya kuna maneja uye anodanidzira - ndiani kupa mari kuna ??!!.. Zvino, zvino, maneja anopindura, uye, pasina kuronga basa, anoenda kunotsvaga. mutambi. Mutengi, agutsikana nekufamba kumwe, anogara pasi pachigaro chake zvakare. Mari yakamirira.

Chisarudzo chemuiti hachifambi zvakanaka. Hapana anoda kubatsira mutengi chikamu nemari. Vamwe vanoti, jekesa chirevo, hapana chakajeka. Vamwe vanoti tinoda analyst. Vamwewo vanoti - ndakabatikana. Mazuva akawanda anopfuura seizvi. Uye mari yakamirira.

Pakupedzisira, neshungu muhafu, muiti anowanikwa. Anosimuka kubva pachigaro chake, anosvika kune mutengi uye zvakare anoona zvese zvese zvebasa racho. Mutengi anobvunza zvakare - ndiani wandinofanira kupa mari yacho? Kuchiri mangwanani, anodaro mugadziri wepurogiramu. Gara pasi murume.

Chitsama chemari chinopedza mazuva akati wandei mumutsara. Kurongeka mumutsara hakuzivikanwi kune ani zvake, kwete kunyange kumugadziri. Kuzorora kunoitika nguva nenguva. Semuenzaniso, kana chimwe chinhu chisina kujeka, asi zvinonyadzisa kubvunza, nekuti ivo vachanzwisisa kuti hausi kutaura nezvemusoro. Hongu, vanogona kuitumira, kunyangwe nenzira yakavharwa.

Dzimwe nguva mugadziri anomirira kusvika paminiti yekupedzisira - kusvika mutengi asimuka zvakare, anouya achimhanya orova pamusoro pemusoro newadhi yake yemari. Pakiti iri rave kutopisa maoko ake; nemoyo wake wese anoda kubvisa mutoro unorema. Asi haakwanise - pakanga pasina munhu aida mari iyi. Munhu wose anotiza pamberi pavo sedenda.

Uye pakupedzisira, chishamiso chakaitika! Dambudziko ragadziriswa! Mutengi anomhanya, sekunge arumwa, kuti ape mari!

Pakarepo chimwe chishamiso chakaitika - vese vatori vechikamu mukuita, sekunge nemashiripiti, vakaonawo mari! Kunyange zvazvo mari yakanga iri mumaoko emutengi uye yakanzi "basa," hapana akazviona. Mabhiri paakaita ruzha zvinofadza, munhu wose akayeuka chikonzero nei vakauya kuzoshanda.

Unofunga kuti inhema here? Saka pane nhamba isingatarisirwi nemunhu wese - hupenyu hwemabasa, kunyanya maererano nemari. Kazhinji ivo vanogutsikana nerumwe rudzi rweSLA, kana volumetric zviratidzo - mangani mabasa akapedzwa, mangani awo aive nenguva, nezvimwe.

Chii chimwe chinonakidza apa? Panogona kunge paine maawa mashoma ebasa chairo pabasa racho. Maawa maviri ebasa anogona kutora vhiki, maviri kana mwedzi. Mabasa ese anorembera mumitsetse mirefu, kunge ambuya vari kukiriniki. Kwese kwakatitenderedza, mumahofisi edu ese, mune mirwi yemari yatisingade. Mari inobuda mumikoroko yese, inoyangarara mumasingi, inorembera kubva padenga, uye inorembera pasi pauriri mukunyorwa. Mari iyi tinoitya, tinoisiya pave paya, tinotamba nhabvu tose, tinoiviga kuti isaonekwa pasi pekapeti, hatiirege ichirarama hupenyu hwakazara.

Zvinondiyeuchidza zvishoma nezvejee reSoviet:
Mushori anouya kuna Lubyanka kuzokanda mapfumo pasi, uye vanomubvunza kuti: “Kubva kunyika ipi?”
- "Kubva USA".
- "Ipapo iwe unofanirwa kuenda kuhofisi yechishanu."
Vanobvunza kuti: “Pane zvombo here?”
- "Idya".
- "Ipapo unenge wave kumanomwe."
Vanobvunza kuti: “Pane nzira dzipi nedzipi dzekurukurirano here?”
- "Idya".
- "Zvino chave chegumi kwauri."
- "Zvakanaka, une basa here?"
- "Chokwadi zviripo."
- "Wobva wazviita uye usakanganise basa."

Edza kutarisa basa racho semari. Edza kuzviisa munzvimbo yemutengi. Enda kukiriniki unoona murapi ari pabasa kana wakanganwa manzwiro aya ekushaya simba zvachose, kunyangwe uine mari.

Edza, zvirinani mupfungwa, kudaidza mabasa mari. Kwete "imabasa mangani andinawo kubasa", asi "mari yakawanda sei yandinayo kubasa". Kwete "inguva yakadii basa iri rakamirira?", Asi "nguva yakadii ndisina kutora mari kubva mumaoko emutengi?" Kwete "Ndichafunga nezvedambudziko iri neChishanu," asi "ini handidi mari, ngaigare nemutengi, kana kuipa kune mumwe munhu." Kwete "madam, ibasa risinganzwisisike, chii chaunofanira kuita naro?", Asi "o, nhamo, haatombonzwisisi kuti imarii yaakauya nayo!"

Kwete chete huwandu hwemari hwakakosha, asiwo kukurumidza kwainofamba nayo kubva kumutengi kuenda kwauri. Kune mutengi, uku ndiko kukurumidza kwekugadzirisa dambudziko rake. Akagadzirira kuparadzana nemari panguva yaanotora foni, achipinda muhofisi, kana kutumira email.

Pane, zvisinei, chinyorwa chakanaka mune izvi: isu tese takafanana. Mumwe nemumwe wedu anokwikwidza uye wako. Vese vanoti vanoda mari. Uye zvakare kuti havana nyanzvi dzakakwana. Kuti musika uri kumira. Kuti mutengesi ane mhosva. Kuti vatengi vari kuvasiya. Kuti vechidiki vari kuita dumber gore negore. Zvakadini nemamiriro ehupfumi, mutemo weCentral Bank, demografia, blah blah blah, uye boka remamwe mazwi akachenjera.

Uye ivo vamene vakafukidzwa nemari, sembwa ine nhata. Asi vanofunga kuti aya mabasa.

Source: www.habr.com