Zintanda, ndiyavuya ukunibona kwakhona. Mna ngokwam, ndandilukhumbula ngokwenene unxibelelwano lwethu. Ukungabikho kwam ixesha elide kwesi sixhobo kubangelwa kukuthontelana okukhulu kwezigulana. Phakathi kwazo, ndivuyiswa ukuqaphela, kwakukho abafundi abaninzi bamanqaku am angaphambili. Kwaye nditsho, bahlalutyi!
Yintoni eyandikhuthaza ukuba ndithathe usiba lwam kwakhona yayiyinyani yokuba kutsha nje kuye kwafuneka ndijongane nenani elikhulu kakhulu lomsebenzi wokugqekeza, nto leyo, ukhumbule, yayingakhululekanga, kodwa ngexabiso elikhulu, kwindawo ethile benza iziqhulo kwaye bayifake. .
Yiyo loo nto namhlanje ndiza kukuvulela umphefumlo wam. Kwaye ndiya kubhala inyaniso. Kuphela inyaniso. INYANISO EZE! Ukuyibeka ngolwimi olulula noluqondakalayo kumntu oqhelekileyo.
Ngelishwa, uluntu alunalona luvo lulungileyo malunga noogqirha bamazinyo. Sizombini izandla kunye ne-grabbers, sigcwalisa i-Porschkayens yethu nge-petroli ye-120-octane kwi-ruble ye-666 ilitha. Ewe, yonke loo nto yinyaniso. Ndiyacaphuka kwaye ndiyayithethisa i-sturgeon ngexabiso eliphezulu le-caviar yayo. Ukudlala nje, kunjalo. Ndiyakucela nje ukuba uthathe iingcebiso zam kunye nezifaniso kwinqaku ngokungqongqo. Kwaye kwindawo ethile ngoncumo.
Zama ukuba ungafundi phakathi kwemigca. Ukuthuka oogxa? Ewe, kunokwenzeka. Ababhali beminye "yemisebenzi" echazwe ngezantsi bafanelwe ngokupheleleyo i-enema ngeenaliti zegramophone. Yiloo nto ndiyibhengeza ngokunyanisekileyo. Fuck le mikhwa ikhohlakeleyo yeshishini.
Ngaba ungathanda ukufumana "umsebenzi" onje?
Okanye ngolu hlobo?
Kodwa ndiza kukuxelela ngakumbi ngalo "msebenzi":
Lo ngumzekelo wento ongamele yenziwe.
Ukufakelwa kwi-angle enzulu, i-axis yayo ayihambelani ne-axes yamazinyo "asekhaya". Umthwalo, ngokusekelwe kumgaqo we-lever, usasazwa ngokungalunganga, kwaye isithsaba sinesimo esingaqhelekanga se-anatomical - kunye nemiphetho ephezulu, phantsi kwayo ukutya kunye ne-plaque ivalekile.
Ukudumba kukhula kwaye, ngenxa yoko, ukulahleka kwezicubu zethambo kunye neentsini ezijikeleze ukufakelwa. Bambalwa kuni abanokufuna ukuhlawula imali ngomsebenzi oya kuthi ekugqibeleni wehle iindevu zenu. Nditsho ne-abutments yomntu ngamnye ayizukunceda apha.
Ucinga ukuba yintoni emanyanisa ezi mpawu zintathu zithandabuzekayo zomsebenzi?
Uya kufumana impendulo yalo mbuzo ngokufunda inqaku lam...
Indlela ekhubekisa ngayo ngamanye amaxesha indenza ndiqonde ukuba abantu, bezama ukonga imali, ngokwenene bahlawula ixabiso eliphindwe kabini, kwaye kwangaxeshanye banyanzelwa ukuba baphulukane nemithambo-luvo, ixesha labo elixabisekileyo, kunye nempilo yabo ngokuphindaphindiweyo. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, naluphi na ungenelelo lotyando, nokuba luyintoni na kwaye nokuba yeyiphi ikliniki yeSuperMegaHyperNanoBomb (enegeishas, abalawuli abamnyama, abancedisi beze okanye iindlovu) luyenziwa, luhlala lusenziwa uqhaqho, kwaye iklinikhi iyinkqubo yotyando. kwiziko lonyango apho, Kufuneka uvume ukuba nawuphi na umntu oqhelekileyo angathanda ukuqhagamshelana kancinci kangangoko. Kukho izinto ezinomdla ngakumbi ebomini onokuchitha ixesha lakho kuzo. Kwaye imali.
Ngoko kutheni iindleko zenkqubo efanayo zinokwahluka kwiikliniki zamazinyo ezahlukeneyo? Kwisiseko seziphi izinto eziluhlu lwamaxabiso (ithegi yexabiso) eyakhiwe kwaye kutheni kubaluleke kakhulu ukuba ungajongi amanani kwindawo yokuqala.
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Izixhobo kunye nezinto
Ndiza kukunika imeko yokwenyani ukusuka ekusebenzeni-umhlobo wam wasesikolweni ucele uncedo emva kokufunda ukuba bendisebenza njengogqirha wotyando ixesha elide. Uyise uye wafakelwa izifakelo kwindawo yamazinyo yangasese enesidima ngaphezulu okanye ngaphantsi okokugqibela ngokulandelelana. Izinga lokusinda - 50%. Babheje ababini - enye iyawa. Babheje abane ngakumbi kwaye bafumana amabini. Kodwa ayibizi. Kodwa akukho mnandi kakhulu. Ngokuqinisekileyo, ukulungiswa kwezi jambs kuqhutywe ngaphakathi kwesakhelo sewaranti, kodwa isigulane sasikhathele kancinci. Kwagqitywa ekubeni kuqhutyekwe nonyango kunye nathi. Emva kokuba ndizenze ngokubanzi zonke iimviwo eziyimfuneko, ndagqiba ekubeni, ngeqondo eliphezulu lokunokwenzeka, ukusilela kwakungenxa yempazamo yabasiki be-implantological cutters, ababesetyenziselwa ukwenza ibhedi yokufakelwa, okukhokelele ekutshiseni kakhulu cortical ithambo - necrosis yayo. Ngenxa yoko, izicubu zethambo zalahlekelwa isondlo kunye ne-osseointegration ayizange yenzeke-i-fusion ye-bone tissue kunye nomgangatho onzima wokufakelwa. Oh b@!@# - Ndathembisa... Ngokuchanekileyo, kwakungenxa yempazamo yezixhobo ezigugileyo, ezazisetyenziselwa ukugrumba imingxuma apho, izikrufu ze-titanium zaye zajijwa, njengodonga. Nje ngaphandle chop. Kwaye konke oku kuphazamiseka kwenzeka kuphela ngenxa yokuba umntu ombi wagqiba ekubeni agcine imali kwaye "walibala" ukuthenga abasiki abatsha nababukhali.
Ndicinga ukuba imeko kunye ne-burs kunye nayo yonke i-spinning, i-spinning, ukusika izixhobo kuloo ofisi ayikho ngcono.
Oku kukhokelela kwinto yokuba xa uzama ukususa, umzekelo, inyo yobulumko, leyo, njengomthetho, kufuneka ihlukaniswe () ingxaki enye isavela. I-burs ibuthuntu, imnyama ngenxa yokutshisa, i-jam, kwaye iyaphuka ngexesha lokusebenza. Endaweni yemizuzu eyi-15 yokususwa, sifumana zonke ii-40 kunye nenaliti eyongezelelweyo ye-anesthetic kunye nenxalenye ephukileyo ye-superheated bur emva kwesihlathi, (eyona nto ingcono) njengebhonasi.
Ibali elifanayo kunyango - emva koko, sonke sikhumbula iphunga lamazinyo atshisiweyo kumazinyo, xa uthuli lukhuni kwaye asikwazi ukuphefumla. Ndihlala ndithule malunga nokuchaneka kokucutshungulwa kwe-carious cavities- xa i-bur bur ifakwe kwincam eyaphukileyo, ekhululekileyo, sifumana umngxuma endaweni yomngxuma ococekileyo, onyulu. Njenge ex yakho.
Total fucking uqoqosho. Kodwa amaxabiso aphantsi, abantu beza ngokuzithandela...
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Izixhobo
Iinkcukacha ezibalulekileyo ekunqumeni iindleko zokugqibela zeenkonzo kubukho okanye ukungabikho kwegumbi le-X-ray elipheleleyo, kubandakanywa umatshini we-CBCT (i-cone beam computed tomography) yokuxilongwa komgangatho ophezulu kunye nokucwangciswa konyango oluchanekileyo. Akukho wamazinyo ozihloniphayo uya kuqalisa zombini ukufakelwa kunye nonyango lwengcambu yomsele ngaphandle kwalo mfanekiso. Ukuba esi sixhobo siluncedo kakhulu asikho ekliniki, lungiselela ukuzula-zula ukusuka ekliniki uye ekliniki (okanye kumaziko oxilongo akhethekileyo) apho sikhoyo esi sixhobo. Yiyiphi, njengoko sonke siqonda, ayikho i-camilleaux. Ngomzuzwana, isixhobo esinjalo sixabisa i-ruble yezigidi ezi-5 nangaphezulu. Kodwa awukwazi ukuyithenga kwaye ugcine imali.
Uninzi lwenu luya kuthi: “Pfft, ndize necebo, ngaba uye wanyoluka kakhulu okanye enye into? Akukho nzima kum ukuya kwiziko elikhethekileyo ukuze ndithathe ifoto.” Ndiyavuma, kodwa ukuya kwiziko elikhethekileyo ukuya kuthatha ifoto njengoko kucwangcisiwe yinto enye.
Yahluke ngokupheleleyo xa i:
- Iintlungu ezibuhlungu, kwaye emnyango bakuxelela: "thatha umfanekiso kwenye indawo, uze ubuye!" Ubuncinci, le "enye indawo" inokuthi ingabikho kwisakhiwo esilandelayo. Ngubani ongathanda esi simo sengqondo? Ukuya kugqirha wamazinyo kuhlala kunoxinzelelo, ngakumbi xa unyamezele iintlungu ubusuku bonke kwaye ekugqibeleni (!!!) wafika ekliniki, apho ucinga ukuba bazakukunceda, kodwa ke - "akukho sixhobo, kodwa uxhoma apho, imo entle nelungileyo!”
- Xa kuyimfuneko ukulawula unyango lwezinyo, okanye ukulawula ukusebenza kunye nendawo yokufakelwa, umzekelo.
Ngaba uya kuhamba "neenaliti" emlonyeni wakho kunye nedama lerabha ("isikhafu" esihlukanisa izinyo kuwo wonke umlomo womlomo) kwiziko elikufutshane? Kodwa akuyomfuneko ukuba wenze olu lawulo. Emva koko uzive ukhululekile ukuthi kwizinyo, "bye-bye!"
Kodwa amaxabiso aphantsi, abantu beza ngokuzithandela...
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Ukuvala inzala
Ndiza kunika ingqwalasela eyodwa kwiCSO (Central Sterilization Department). Kunjalo, kuyo yonke indawo. Kodwa yeyiphi?
I-autoclave yakudala eyayisetyenziswa, ithengwa kwivenkile ethengisa izinto. Ayibethwa, ayipeyintwanga. Omnye umnini, kwaye ngumakhulu omdala waseJamani, owathi ngeempelaveki wabulala iingqayi zokurola iisoseji zaseBavaria kuyo. Ayisabambi ubushushu obufunekayo okanye uxinzelelo.
Ngenxa yoko, akunakuthetha ngayo nayiphi na inzala. Ukongeza, kwi-CSC eqhelekileyo kufuneka kubekho izixhobo ezikhethekileyo kunye nezisombululo ezenzelwe ukuqinisekisa ukuba, nokuba bonke abahlali bezikhululo ezithathu kunye namanenekazi abo anoxanduva oluphantsi lwentlalo baphathwa phambi kwakho, awuyi kosulelwa nantoni na emva kwabo.
Kodwa amaxabiso aphantsi, abantu beza ngokuzithandela...
Ukuqhawulwa kwelizwi
Ngolunye usuku ndaya kwikomkhulu lenkcubeko, kwi-Canal yaseGriboyedov, ukuze ndondle iidraki nge-bun, kunye namadada abo. Ndithe ndisabuncoma ubuhle beCawa yoMsindisi ngeGazi Eliphalaziweyo, andizange ndiphawule ukuba ibhunti elimnandi alisekho.
Uxolo, iidrakes kunye namadada abo. Kwixesha elizayo ngokuqinisekileyo ndiya kukuphakela. Kodwa akunjalo ncam. Emva kokuba ndizihlaziye, ndatyelela omnye endandifunda naye eklasini owayesebenza njengogqirha wotyando kwikliniki eyaziwayo. Ndithini bakwethu. Okulandelayo kuya kubakho inkunkuma kunye nomsi.
Ndidlule kwicurb ndingene kumnyango ongaphambili...
- Ewe! Nxiba izigqubuthelo zezihlangu zakho! Ndiva ilizwi lomntu. Inoba idesika yolwamkelo iphezulu, okanye intombi ilibele ukuphakama, kodwa bendiyoyika nyhani loo ngxolo yomsindo. Kwaye ngokuneentloni ukunxiba izigqubuthelo zezihlangu kunye nokubuyela kwigumbi lokulinda ulwamkelo, ndiye ndaqonda ukuba ivumba elibi belindikhathaza ukusukela oko kutyelelo alibangwanga luhlaselo loloyiko lwam, kodwa kukukhupha amanzi aphuma kumgangatho ongaphantsi ovuzayo weSt. Petersburg umbhobho wogutyulo. Ndifuna ikofu! Umzimba wawunqwenela ikomityi yekhefi eshushu, eyomeleleyo, enevumba elimnandi. Kodwa nalapha kukho inkathazo.
I-3 kwi-1 yekhofi kunye neengxowa ze-Lipton, ezinikezelwa ukuba zizaliswe ngamanzi atshisayo ukusuka kwindawo epholileyo, zityhafise yonke iminqweno.
Kodwa, ngelishwa, andizange ndikwazi ukubona umgcini wococeko ngokwesondo ngelo xesha. Kwaye i-emele ezele ngamagqubu ezihlangu ezisetyenzisiweyo yaba yimpumelelo.
Kodwa inokuba yinto eyahlukileyo. Ngaphandle kwezihlangu zezihlangu, kuba kukho abantu abakhethekileyo abafumana imivuzo yokucoca. Ngekofu elungileyo ukuba nayiphi na ivenkile yekofu yemetropolitan iya kuba nomona. Iinqanaba ezininzi zokucoca umoya kunye nenkqubo ye-aromatization. Abalawuli abaqeqeshwe kakuhle. Kwaye nje kumnandi, umoya wokuphumla apho ulibale ukuba usekliniki yamazinyo. Ukuba ixabisa imali okanye akunjalo kuxhomekeke kuwe ukuba wenze isigqibo.
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Irenti kunye nezinto eziluncedo
Ngokuchasene nenkolelo ethandwayo yokuba ukurenta kumbindi weMoscow kunokunyusa ixabiso lokugqibela amatyeli amaninzi, ndibhengeza ngokufanelekileyo ukuba oku kuxhokonxa. Ngenxa yokuba umahluko kwiindleko zokurenta yi-500 sq.m. embindini waseMoscow nangaphandle kwayo isixa esinokunyusa iindleko zokuqeshwa kwesinye ubuninzi be-ruble ye-100. "Irenti ephezulu" izihlawulela kwiiyure ezimbalwa zokusebenza kweklinikhi, ndikholelwe.
Loluphi uhlobo lokunyuka kweendleko zonyango kwihlabathi esinokuthi sithethe ngalo? Buza - ndikwazi njani oku? Kwifoto yesihloko, indawo yam ebuhlungu igqunywe ngumlenze womfazi womsunguli wekliniki. Ungaze umxelele ngayo.
Ngoku libala yonke into endiyibhale ngasentla. Ngokubanzi, akunamsebenzi ukuba sisiphi isitulo ohleli kuso-esikhululekileyo, esine-ergonomic, okanye esidala, esinendlela yokuphakamisa yaphuka kwiminyaka eli-10 eyadlulayo, kwaye ibhedi ikhumbule amagqabantshintshi ezinqeni ze-hussars kwaye inamanqaku. ukusuka kwiibhutsi zabo. Kwaye ipesenti yeenkqubo eziphumelelayo zamazinyo ayixhomekeke kumgangatho wekhofi yamahhala.
Kodwa andizange ndikwazi ukubhala inqaku kwisiqendu esinye.
Ngoko kutheni iikliniki ezahlukeneyo kunye noogqirha abohlukeneyo banamaxabiso ahlukeneyo enkqubo efanayo? Enyanisweni, yonke into ayilula, kodwa ilula kakhulu.
Masicinge ukuba zonke iikliniki ezikhoyo zisebenza ngemathiriyeli efanayo. Kwaye zihlala phantsi kweemeko ezifanayo - akuqhelekanga ukuba iikliniki ezibiza kakhulu kwaye zingabizi kakhulu ukuba zibekwe ngokwenyani yeemitha ezilishumi ukusuka komnye, ngamanye amaxesha nakwisakhiwo esinye. Kwaye kunokucingelwa ukuba bangena kwiindleko ezifanayo zokurenta kunye nokusebenza.
Ukuba sicinga ukuba basebenza ngokwemigaqo efanayo yokubeka amaxabiso kunye nokubala inzuzo, umehluko uvela phi? Kwaye nantsi apho ivela khona:
Ngokomzekelo, sinomfundi wezolo, olungele ukusebenzela ukutya, kunye nomncedisi wakhe, odla ukutya okusele emva komfundi, kunye nomlawuli kwisidlo esingqongqo se-calorie ephantsi, okanye, ngokulula, emanzini. Iindleko zabasebenzi zabasebenzi abanjalo zincinci. Kule mihla kukho unikezelo oluninzi oluvela kwiingcali eziqalayo (abaqeqeshwayo) abanokwenza “umsebenzi wobugcisa” simahla okanye ngomrhumo omncinci. Kodwa yinto enye ukuba iinwele okanye iinzipho ezineeyelashes ziya kukhula, kwaye enye into ngamazinyo ...
Kwenye ikona yeringi kukho iingcali eziqokelelweyo zaze zatsalwa kwiikliniki zamazinyo ezigqwesileyo. Oogqirha abafunwayo, abancedisi kunye nabalawuli abaneenkonzo ezifunwayo. Abasebenzi, umgangatho wabo womsebenzi ubekwe njengomzekelo, iintloko kunye nezandla zabo zithenjwa ngamawaka ezigulane. Ngelishwa, iingcali ezinjalo azinakwenzeka ukuba zisebenzele ukutya. Bakhutshelwa kude kwezinye iikliniki ezineemeko ezingcono zokusebenza, kubandakanywa. kunye nomvuzo. Kwaye ngoku, lo mvuzo kufuneka uhlawulwe.
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Py. Sy.
Wonke umntu, kuquka nam, waqala njenge "bomzhatnik". Oku akulunganga kwaye akubi - yinyani! Ndasebenza iminyaka emininzi kufakelo apho kwakungekho "manzi" (ukupholisa), akukho "ukukhanya", akukho "aspiration". Ndakhanyisa ibala lotyando ngetotshi ephuma kwifowuni yam, ndapholisa izinto zokufudumeza ndisebenzisa isirinji enesaline. isisombululo, wacela umntu ukuba atshice esityeni (kwaye yayiyipleyiti evela kwindawo yokutyela) rhoqo kwimizuzwana embalwa yomsebenzi.
Anditsho ukuba akunakwenzeka ukudibana ne-asshole kwindawo yamazinyo "ebiza kakhulu", kodwa amathuba okuba uya kudibana ne-asshole kwindawo engaphantsi kwesixeko kunye nekliniki embindini ikude kakhulu. Ukuba ushiya ukubonisana kunye nemvakalelo yokuba awuyiqondi nantoni na, ngaphezu koko, unemibuzo engaphezulu kunaleyo wawunayo ngaphambili, kwaye kukho imvakalelo edlulayo yokuba ugqirha uyi-asshole, ngoko kunokwenzeka ukuba kunjalo. Yiya kwenye ikliniki kwaye umamele izimvo zezinye iingcali. Oku kuya kuba sisigqibo esifanelekileyo nokuba uthanda ugqirha. Kuya kubakho into yokuthelekisa nayo. Ngenxa yale njongo, ukubonisana kwiiklinikhi eziqhelekileyo kukhululekile, ukwenzela ukuba emva kokulinganisa zonke iingenelo kunye neengxaki, wenze ukhetho lwakho.
Ndiyigxininise into yokuba, kunjalo, ibalulekile ukuba ilungile kangakanani ikofu oyigcobayo kwikliniki yamazinyo, nokuba iirobhothi zaseBoston Dynamics zikugalele isiselo esikhethekileyo, nokuba uHmayak Hakobyan ubonisa ngokuqhubekayo amabhulu akhe amancinci kwigumbi lokuhlala.
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